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Patrick Imbeau
@patimbeau.bsky.social
I'm a progressive and pension expert with imposter syndrome. Views are my own.
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I slept on a water bed - for years.
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If you wanted to know a fact, you had to go to the library, or if you were lucky, pull out one of the musty old encyclopedia britannica volumes in the living room
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I used to have to stick my finger into one of several holes in a phone and rotate a circular piece of plastic, repeating the process a certain number of times to input the number I wanted to call.
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I've cancelled my nitro. This is clearly them gearing up for an IPO. There are alternatives - I have no desire to have my personal ID given to some third party to be hacked. @discord.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Archives matter - but not to the Carney government. Canada has only ONE federal funding program for community archives, and they just killed it. Gone.

@wgreaves.bsky.social

www.canada.ca/en/library-a...
February 6, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I'm glad the Grammys was used as a platform to push back against ICE/Trump - it's the first time the Grammys have been relevant in ages and definitely isn't because of the choices made for nominees/winners. (Defying Gravity over Golden? Really? Fuck off.)
February 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I am calling this a panagram! I will not accept the faulty US spelling! #spellingbee #nytimes
January 28, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I can't sleep. I know what's happening in MN isn't my country, isn't my government - but it's like watching a close friend descend further and further into self harming behavior. The further it goes, the more concerned I am they'll never recover. I'm sad. I'm angry. And there's nothing I can do.
January 25, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Hey Youtube/Google - stop feeding me this AI Slop (BrownHouse, Sakura Yuki, etc).
January 22, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I finally got a Queen Bee. I've been doing the Bee for a solid year. Yeesh.
December 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Review of Death Stranding 2 after 10 hours : Kojima has never smelled such an orchestra of his own farts.
December 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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It's the most wonderful time of the year: Watching Muppet Family Christmas and then re-discovering how the Ripped from TV version someone uploaded to YouTube ends: youtu.be/Bi9qSKZuvC4?...

#doomedbaby
A Muppet Family Christmas (1987) - Full Special
YouTube video by Parkscope Blog (Parkscope)
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"there was no vote on whether Israel could participate in Eurovision next year" - Fuck the EBU.
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
"Wait, people are still having Phoenix issues?"
Yes. It's been 9 years. Imagine any other employer doing this. I got three Phoenix calls THIS MORNING.
December 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I have so much respect for @michaelhobbes.bsky.social - I read the first bit of Sapiens when it came out and tapped out. Reading the whole thing then podcasting about it? Unreal. It's so epically bad.
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I've been loving all of these 80s inspired Synth-Pop acts like Haute & Freddy (www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK-1...) is Annie Lennox (a thread)
Haute & Freddy - Shy Girl (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Haute & Freddy
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Sexy Blue Jays vs. Dodgers ... Not counting my chickens before they hatch, but it's pretty sexy right now. (I'm going to jinx this aren't I?)
bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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"Ronald Reagan's views on free trade are offensive to conservatives now" is a pretty crazy timeline to live in.
October 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Is it just me or was the #nytimes crossword really easy today? (Friday) I did it in 8 minutes. That's a Monday time, not a Friday time!
October 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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This is disgusting behaviour from Carney towards Karina Gould.

And frankly, coupled with the “boys club” stuff sources have previously told me and the way he tended to lose patience more quickly with female journalists during the campaign…he may need to “look inside himself.”
October 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I mean, I already wasn't buying EA games...
EA Announces Unprecedented $55 Billion Sale To Saudi Arabia, Jared Kushner's Private Equity Group, And Others - Kotaku
The Madden publisher is going private
kotaku.com
September 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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The discourse over Kirk’s career is really hammering home how little the media and so many Dems understand the concept of lying or bad faith arguments.

An entire life dedicated to poisoning the well under the guise of ‘an exchange of ideas’ and nobody is capable of calling it out for what it was.
heres fucking democrats being stupid as shit after kirk was killed www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
September 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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This is going to go *so badly* and cost *so much money*...
September 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM