Commodore Schmidlapp
@paroxysmic.bsky.social
Tell me not of thy teeth-tiered sharks, and thy kidnapping cannibal ways
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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Holy shit this shirt
December 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Holy shit this shirt
Dude got Looney Tunes-levels of wrecked
December 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Dude got Looney Tunes-levels of wrecked
I like the Prime Vision camera angle, but do we really need to use "AI analytics" to show that a free rusher off the edge is bad for the pocket? Big dude running at you with nobody in the way is bad, yeah, got that one
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I like the Prime Vision camera angle, but do we really need to use "AI analytics" to show that a free rusher off the edge is bad for the pocket? Big dude running at you with nobody in the way is bad, yeah, got that one
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
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Was not expecting Gavan to be on Tubi tubitv.com/series/30001...
Space Sheriff Gavan
Space Sheriff Gavan of the Galactic Union Police is deployed to the Earth to defend his mother's homeland, which has been invaded by criminals.
tubitv.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Was not expecting Gavan to be on Tubi tubitv.com/series/30001...
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Only two ways the Philip Rivers return goes
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Only two ways the Philip Rivers return goes
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UNHAND YER DOUBLOONS, LAD
Man arrested, accused of robbing Tulsa liquor store with antique gun
Man arrested, accused of robbing liquor store with antique gun
The Tulsa Police Department arrested a man accused of robbing a south Tulsa liquor store with an antique gun on Friday night.
www.fox23.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
UNHAND YER DOUBLOONS, LAD
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my ten best movies of the 21st century:
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
my ten best movies of the 21st century:
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
Lmao Thielen yeah that'll fix it
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Lmao Thielen yeah that'll fix it
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Some kid in Philly fucked up their “I wish the Cowboys would lose this weekend” wish and now Samoa Joe is AEW World Champion.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Some kid in Philly fucked up their “I wish the Cowboys would lose this weekend” wish and now Samoa Joe is AEW World Champion.
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there are four types of guys online, no exceptions
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
there are four types of guys online, no exceptions
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unfortunately this is the sickest shit i’ve ever seen in my life
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
unfortunately this is the sickest shit i’ve ever seen in my life
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
frvr.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Al every time he has to mention the NE kicker
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Al every time he has to mention the NE kicker
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Kris's little shimmy was soooo cute #AEWBloodandGuts
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Kris's little shimmy was soooo cute #AEWBloodandGuts
Every table in the arena activating its AT Field as soon as Roddy tries to put someone through it
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Every table in the arena activating its AT Field as soon as Roddy tries to put someone through it
PAC really is the human that most resembles an action figure
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
PAC really is the human that most resembles an action figure
Skye and Darby starting their respective matches is real full-send sicko mode (complimentary)
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Skye and Darby starting their respective matches is real full-send sicko mode (complimentary)