Commodore Schmidlapp
@paroxysmic.bsky.social
Tell me not of thy teeth-tiered sharks, and thy kidnapping cannibal ways
Cheating a bit but this is an easy dual-entry
December 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Cheating a bit but this is an easy dual-entry
there are four types of guys online, no exceptions
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
there are four types of guys online, no exceptions
Al every time he has to mention the NE kicker
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Al every time he has to mention the NE kicker
Happy Kaixa Day to this magnificent piece of shit
September 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Happy Kaixa Day to this magnificent piece of shit
Happy birthday! Hope you have a good one
September 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Happy birthday! Hope you have a good one
Remember the true meaning of Easter
April 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Remember the true meaning of Easter
These Snoop and Brady commercials feeling like
February 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
These Snoop and Brady commercials feeling like
Merry Christmas and happy holidays, all
December 25, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Merry Christmas and happy holidays, all
Suddenly, Fumihiko Tachiki
November 26, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Suddenly, Fumihiko Tachiki
Happy Zero Cool Day to all who observe
August 10, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Happy Zero Cool Day to all who observe
Endwalker really do be like
May 8, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Endwalker really do be like
Remember what He suffered for your sins
March 31, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Remember what He suffered for your sins
Just a reminder that this movie absolutely owns and should be part of your annual rotation. Fun, funny, and carries a surprisingly wholesome heart. And so, so violent. Instant classic
December 23, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Just a reminder that this movie absolutely owns and should be part of your annual rotation. Fun, funny, and carries a surprisingly wholesome heart. And so, so violent. Instant classic
The glowing reviews are true, Minus One is incredible. Lots of things to love. Can't recommend it enough. And the first time the March hits? GODDAMN
December 19, 2023 at 2:53 AM
The glowing reviews are true, Minus One is incredible. Lots of things to love. Can't recommend it enough. And the first time the March hits? GODDAMN
I'm not really a collector so I'm probably easily impressed (and take bad pictures) but I got this little Black and Black Sun Shadow Moon from a gatcha recently and was kinda impressed by the detail. Never pulled figures from a gatcha before and I guess I expected more "lump of plastic" than this
November 14, 2023 at 7:38 PM
I'm not really a collector so I'm probably easily impressed (and take bad pictures) but I got this little Black and Black Sun Shadow Moon from a gatcha recently and was kinda impressed by the detail. Never pulled figures from a gatcha before and I guess I expected more "lump of plastic" than this
Kamen Rider Geats (2022)
October 30, 2023 at 1:38 PM
Kamen Rider Geats (2022)
Finally made it to the thing that's like the other thing, but the old other thing before the idiot made it a worse thing. Still, feels like a relief.
October 25, 2023 at 3:16 AM
Finally made it to the thing that's like the other thing, but the old other thing before the idiot made it a worse thing. Still, feels like a relief.