Pandabrand 🏳️🌈
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I noodle on computers
I noodle in the kitchen
I noodle on instruments
I noodle the noodle
I noodle on computers
I noodle in the kitchen
I noodle on instruments
I noodle the noodle
This should be a national holiday
"Thirty-eight years ago today a Chicago television signal was hijacked and the airing program was replaced by a stranger in a Max Headroom mask. The perpetrator has never been identified."
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This should be a national holiday
Don’t want it on my timeline anymore but that pic of JD in the “tux” must’ve sent the menswear guy into a coma.
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Don’t want it on my timeline anymore but that pic of JD in the “tux” must’ve sent the menswear guy into a coma.
Excuse me I have to go get “ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!” Tattooed across my chest.
I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Excuse me I have to go get “ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!” Tattooed across my chest.
Hey everyone let’s do this!
hey instead of reading and sharing some book that sucks by a woman in love with an insane corpse who neither deserves nor needs the coverage, why not instead buy and read MY book. due to me being normal simplicitybook.xyz
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Hey everyone let’s do this!
This is the future I want
two women on the bus r having a convo on a translator app from arabic to ukrainian:') seems like they know each other from being on the same bus often
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This is the future I want
Yeah dawg. LFG!
Hello it’s Helen’s Holiday Gift Guide time!!!!!!! www.newyorker.com/culture/on-a...
A Holiday Gift Guide: Tools, Treats, and Trifles for Food Lovers
Our food critic’s annual roundup of gastronomic ideas for giving.
www.newyorker.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Yeah dawg. LFG!
My neighbors built a half pipe in their backyard and now one of their daughters is out every morning practicing and I love that.
Shred on.
Shred on.
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My neighbors built a half pipe in their backyard and now one of their daughters is out every morning practicing and I love that.
Shred on.
Shred on.
Yeah, this isn’t a compromise it’s a bullshit change so cars can park in the bike lane and then put cyclists at risk.
Rule of thumb: if Roger Romanelli is leading a charge, do the opposite.
For over a decade he has been a disingenuous outside agitator advocating for undermining street safety and transit usage at every turn on the NW side while living in the western suburbs.
For over a decade he has been a disingenuous outside agitator advocating for undermining street safety and transit usage at every turn on the NW side while living in the western suburbs.
Some Business Owners Want 'Compromise' Version Of Grand Avenue Bike Lane Project
One group wants to see protected bike lanes on the corridor scrapped in favor of bus lanes with bike access. But bike safety advocates and the city want to stick to the original plan.
blockclubchicago.org
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Yeah, this isn’t a compromise it’s a bullshit change so cars can park in the bike lane and then put cyclists at risk.
I’m so conflicted about this. The founder seems to be a nice and sincere person but this idea and its popularity are a prime example of why we can’t have nice things.
Can San Francisco’s Cake Picnic have its cake and trademark it too?
Cake Picnic started in S.F. as a small gathering of cake fans. Can it survive viral success?
Can San Francisco’s Cake Picnic have its cake and trademark it too?
bit.ly
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’m so conflicted about this. The founder seems to be a nice and sincere person but this idea and its popularity are a prime example of why we can’t have nice things.
I would love for someone smarter than me to do a deep analysis of the insidious effects of judge Judy.
I've had people tell me Law and Order isn't copaganda because it shows bad cops being punished, or that Judge Judy isn't copaganda because there are no cops at all.
Frankly, that kind of copaganda is the most pernicious of all.
Frankly, that kind of copaganda is the most pernicious of all.
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I would love for someone smarter than me to do a deep analysis of the insidious effects of judge Judy.
Me at tortoise in the balcony without my opera glasses.*
*I don’t own any opera glasses.
*I don’t own any opera glasses.
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Me at tortoise in the balcony without my opera glasses.*
*I don’t own any opera glasses.
*I don’t own any opera glasses.
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The rocky theme is the unintentional comedy cherry on top
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The rocky theme is the unintentional comedy cherry on top
Learning about this is going to have me fucked up for a long time.
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Learning about this is going to have me fucked up for a long time.
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Business rent is way too high on Mag (not Miracle) Mile so companies are just shuffling around. H&M moved two blocks down the road to save cash.
He's blaming "murder and crime" in one of the safest parts of the city because the real problem is "landlords." Almost like that's the whole gambit.
He's blaming "murder and crime" in one of the safest parts of the city because the real problem is "landlords." Almost like that's the whole gambit.
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Business rent is way too high on Mag (not Miracle) Mile so companies are just shuffling around. H&M moved two blocks down the road to save cash.
He's blaming "murder and crime" in one of the safest parts of the city because the real problem is "landlords." Almost like that's the whole gambit.
He's blaming "murder and crime" in one of the safest parts of the city because the real problem is "landlords." Almost like that's the whole gambit.
Playing the "fun" game of trying to bring an outdated WP site up to date and can't update PHP yet, the plugins have to be updated first to play nice. Provision up, provision down. boo.
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Playing the "fun" game of trying to bring an outdated WP site up to date and can't update PHP yet, the plugins have to be updated first to play nice. Provision up, provision down. boo.
Whom amongst us, in a fit of anger, hasn’t done butt stuff?
the vibe on twitter is so bad the racist coffee companies are beefing over who is more woke
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Whom amongst us, in a fit of anger, hasn’t done butt stuff?
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"Good Morning Starshine" - Galt MacDermot #QuarantineHobby
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
"Good Morning Starshine" - Galt MacDermot #QuarantineHobby
One would think he would be absolutely embarrassed to be on the stand and trying to make this sound like some horrid attack.
I would NEVER let him forget the phrase “I could smell the onions and mustard.”
I would NEVER let him forget the phrase “I could smell the onions and mustard.”
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
One would think he would be absolutely embarrassed to be on the stand and trying to make this sound like some horrid attack.
I would NEVER let him forget the phrase “I could smell the onions and mustard.”
I would NEVER let him forget the phrase “I could smell the onions and mustard.”
With security like this I’m now disappointed that they didn’t steal more
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
With security like this I’m now disappointed that they didn’t steal more
I really need Amtrak to explain to me why those roomettes are so fucking expensive.
October 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I really need Amtrak to explain to me why those roomettes are so fucking expensive.
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Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting
In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.
www.yahoo.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
I would love more trains in my life
Instead of trying to green cars so much why don't we just invest in trains. city trains. under ground trains. above ground trains. trains between cities. trains between countries. TRAINS
THE PEOPLE CRAVE TRAINS
THE PEOPLE CRAVE TRAINS
October 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I would love more trains in my life
The country needs to stop making Simpsons jokes a reality.
October 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The country needs to stop making Simpsons jokes a reality.
I really should try to migrate my parents desktop to this. As their IT support I need something less migraine inducing.
This laptop runs Mint. So did prev, and parent's Desktop.
It's similar enough to Windows, but far less frustrating. (I've been saying THAT for 15yrs).
Want to go back to a time when you had complete control over your computer? Stuff just did exactly what you asked, nothing more?
Give Mint a try.
It's similar enough to Windows, but far less frustrating. (I've been saying THAT for 15yrs).
Want to go back to a time when you had complete control over your computer? Stuff just did exactly what you asked, nothing more?
Give Mint a try.
October 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I really should try to migrate my parents desktop to this. As their IT support I need something less migraine inducing.