Pallen
@pallenz.bsky.social
Muppet, Delinquent, Agent of Tomfoolery.
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What I say here tonight is not up for debate
Other debate team captain under their breath: "fuck he's good"
Other debate team captain under their breath: "fuck he's good"
May 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
What I say here tonight is not up for debate
Other debate team captain under their breath: "fuck he's good"
Other debate team captain under their breath: "fuck he's good"
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do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
February 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
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in the jeans factory spinning around in the big stone washer. security can't do shit, I've become too smooth to grab
January 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
in the jeans factory spinning around in the big stone washer. security can't do shit, I've become too smooth to grab
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my beautiful bride says I spend too much time on social media. oh great and now the priest is agreeing with her
January 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
my beautiful bride says I spend too much time on social media. oh great and now the priest is agreeing with her
I need to leave for an empty space now.
January 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I need to leave for an empty space now.
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beef stew is short for beef stewart
January 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
beef stew is short for beef stewart
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First of all it totally messes up your hair
January 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
First of all it totally messes up your hair
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The clouds are trimmed with glowing sunset.
January 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The clouds are trimmed with glowing sunset.
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(experiencing misery caused by socioeconomic injustice) This is terrible! I must work hard so that someday perhaps I can be on the causing side
January 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
(experiencing misery caused by socioeconomic injustice) This is terrible! I must work hard so that someday perhaps I can be on the causing side
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[going through the details] oh shit, the devil's in here
January 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
[going through the details] oh shit, the devil's in here
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It gives me great comfort when manufacturers of face cream and toothpaste put "developed by dermatologists" and "developed by dentists" on their packaging. Helps me distinguish from those face creams and toothpastes developed by accountants and forklift operators.
January 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It gives me great comfort when manufacturers of face cream and toothpaste put "developed by dermatologists" and "developed by dentists" on their packaging. Helps me distinguish from those face creams and toothpastes developed by accountants and forklift operators.
Fix widespread illiteracy now 🗣️
I can’t believe it’s almost 2025 and I have to do this:
There: there my friends
They’re: it’s they’re house
Their: I see you over their
There: there my friends
They’re: it’s they’re house
Their: I see you over their
January 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Fix widespread illiteracy now 🗣️
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Movies can have sex scenes as long as before the scene the characters turn to the camera and explain that it's all pretend so I don't get nervous
January 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Movies can have sex scenes as long as before the scene the characters turn to the camera and explain that it's all pretend so I don't get nervous
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The problem with not sinking into the abyss is that the abyss is warm and comfy and has ergonomically designed seating for perfect relaxation into nothing.
January 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The problem with not sinking into the abyss is that the abyss is warm and comfy and has ergonomically designed seating for perfect relaxation into nothing.
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every post is a banger if you never check the interactions on it after posting.
December 29, 2024 at 3:07 AM
every post is a banger if you never check the interactions on it after posting.
Happy new year handsome people and such. Xx
(You are all handsome in your own ways)
(You are all handsome in your own ways)
January 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Happy new year handsome people and such. Xx
(You are all handsome in your own ways)
(You are all handsome in your own ways)
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a conspiracy theory:
December 28, 2024 at 9:51 PM
a conspiracy theory:
Imagine the shock when you leave your cocoon and now you’re so beautiful and you have wings
December 29, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Imagine the shock when you leave your cocoon and now you’re so beautiful and you have wings
Please; I implore you.
December 29, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Please; I implore you.
They should make the aether much more readily accessible. For little timeouts and such.
December 29, 2024 at 4:50 PM
They should make the aether much more readily accessible. For little timeouts and such.
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i believe that through his name all things are goated
December 29, 2024 at 1:39 PM
i believe that through his name all things are goated
I am constantly on this platform.
December 29, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I am constantly on this platform.
I am bored. Please don’t respect my privacy at this time. Thank you all.
December 29, 2024 at 4:12 PM
I am bored. Please don’t respect my privacy at this time. Thank you all.