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they should invent a way for me to be able to watch tv while doing my work but unfortunately my job is “editing words” and therefore incompatible with consuming any form of entertainment while working
January 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
they should invent a way for me to be able to watch tv while doing my work but unfortunately my job is “editing words” and therefore incompatible with consuming any form of entertainment while working
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Paddington Bear
If they looked you square in the eye and said without a hint of humor or irony “fuck you, I will never respect you”, which celebrity would it hurt the most to hear it from?
January 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Paddington Bear
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ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
January 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
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the reason this guy runs the internet is basically nobody else is even capable of doing "your shoes were so fugly I called the FBI" and have it be a factual statement
November 23, 2024 at 5:56 PM
the reason this guy runs the internet is basically nobody else is even capable of doing "your shoes were so fugly I called the FBI" and have it be a factual statement
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where can I live like im in stardew valley but irl but I don’t wanna be the farmer I wanna be the goth basement kid or the wizard perhaps
November 22, 2024 at 6:41 AM
where can I live like im in stardew valley but irl but I don’t wanna be the farmer I wanna be the goth basement kid or the wizard perhaps
the art style for Everholm reminds me a lot of Bandle Tale but I can’t figure out if it’s the same artist(s) or just a coincidence
November 22, 2024 at 5:43 PM
the art style for Everholm reminds me a lot of Bandle Tale but I can’t figure out if it’s the same artist(s) or just a coincidence
saw my first cybertruck on a walk through the neighborhood the other day and loudly said “dipshit” before realizing there were multiple people on the sidewalk around me. but I like to think we all silently agreed in that moment
November 21, 2024 at 8:05 PM
saw my first cybertruck on a walk through the neighborhood the other day and loudly said “dipshit” before realizing there were multiple people on the sidewalk around me. but I like to think we all silently agreed in that moment
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I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
November 21, 2024 at 4:15 AM
I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
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I hope Apple TV+ never decides to stop making incredibly expensive tv shows that make no money
November 19, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I hope Apple TV+ never decides to stop making incredibly expensive tv shows that make no money
it should be illegal that I cannot stream, rent, or even purchase a physical copy of 28 Days Later
November 20, 2024 at 7:12 PM
it should be illegal that I cannot stream, rent, or even purchase a physical copy of 28 Days Later
my coworkers made me such a sweet and personalized birthday card that now I’m questioning whether I’m oversharing at work
November 18, 2024 at 7:46 PM
my coworkers made me such a sweet and personalized birthday card that now I’m questioning whether I’m oversharing at work
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they should invent a bed that makes you as sleepy as a couch
November 17, 2024 at 7:05 AM
they should invent a bed that makes you as sleepy as a couch
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For sale: ship of theseus
Condition: used, like new
Condition: used, like new
November 17, 2024 at 6:09 AM
For sale: ship of theseus
Condition: used, like new
Condition: used, like new
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open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.
November 17, 2024 at 2:12 PM
open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.
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Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.
November 13, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.
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the caterpillar enjoys tomato 🍅 #illustration
November 14, 2024 at 5:59 AM
the caterpillar enjoys tomato 🍅 #illustration
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Today is one of those days where I've felt like this the entire time
November 13, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Today is one of those days where I've felt like this the entire time
also have done no work today (I absolutely have to do a lot of work today at some point)
November 8, 2024 at 6:32 PM
also have done no work today (I absolutely have to do a lot of work today at some point)
doing so much laundry today. there is always so much laundry
November 8, 2024 at 5:42 PM
doing so much laundry today. there is always so much laundry
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they should invent an election that’s not the most important of our lifetime
October 24, 2024 at 8:01 PM
they should invent an election that’s not the most important of our lifetime
they should invent a type of social media that I can pry my greedy little eyes aways from
October 24, 2024 at 10:40 PM
they should invent a type of social media that I can pry my greedy little eyes aways from
personally I think Warwick Davis’ best work is The White Pony (1999), a movie only me and maybe 3 other former horse girls have ever seen, in which he plays a leprechaun who helps a young girl befriend a magic horse that is also a fairy
October 24, 2024 at 10:13 PM
personally I think Warwick Davis’ best work is The White Pony (1999), a movie only me and maybe 3 other former horse girls have ever seen, in which he plays a leprechaun who helps a young girl befriend a magic horse that is also a fairy
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Despite his many crimes, Willy Wonka was completely right about how dope it would be to eat a candy flower right off the plant
October 24, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Despite his many crimes, Willy Wonka was completely right about how dope it would be to eat a candy flower right off the plant
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me atop my hoard of unread books:
October 17, 2024 at 4:04 AM
me atop my hoard of unread books: