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Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (Taylor’s Version)
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God of the Dumbasses
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August 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Worth a watch:

Head of Signal, Meredith Whittaker, on so-called "agentic AI" and the difference between how it's described in the marketing and what access and control it would actually require to work as advertised.
June 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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gotta go my Uber is here
June 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Now that Chicago clearly holds the Mandate of Heaven, I feel comfortable saying: Chicago’s “25 or 6 to 4” > Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Free Bird.”
May 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I have never met a person who went to a Montessori school who could change a tire.
April 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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March 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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March 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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March 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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you've been hit by
you've been struck by
a huge vehicle
March 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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[FLIPPING MECHA COCKPIT SWITCHES]

D.A.N: the new upgrades have not been fully tested

FORREST GUMP: no choice! if we dont act, the president dies

D.A.N.: confirmed. activating the J.E.N.I. system

FORREST GUMP: time to put on our magic shoes

🎵CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL - FORTUNATE SON🎶
May 31, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Still mad at Scottie for sitting against the Knicks in 94. But I would gladly put him above any jam band.
Too many halls of fame. We need one hall of fame. I want the Grateful Dead to be judged in comparison to Scottie Pippen, we only need one of them.
February 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths
January 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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six monitors arranged in front of me like a stock trader showing all the posts from the 14k people i've followed on bluesky. i laugh ferociously. we zoom into my brain like in Inside Out but everybody's dead in there
January 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Look: The thing you need to understand about genAI is that every Next Big SV Thing of the last 15 years—NFTs, Web3, Metaverse, VR—has been utterly rejected by the market and the tech grifters know this is their last chance, no more. That’s why there is an apocalyptic level of capital invested in it.
January 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Dad level here is at at the top of the scale
January 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
(Me, getting ready to use the worst Jamaican accent you’ve ever heard)
listen guys, we can't invade canada. we need canada. who are we going to pretend to be when when we travel in europe if not canadian?
January 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Dear HGTV, we need a show featuring Shaq touring tiny houses.
December 27, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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Mouth Heaven gained another angel tonight! #PopTartsBowl
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Jack Doohan looks like the guy who’s dating the female lead at the start of a romcom only to lose her to Glen Powell by the end of the movie. #F1 @alpinef1team.bsky.social
December 7, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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remember the reason for the season
November 30, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Perhaps we were all too hard on Ron Blagojevich
November 25, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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if I saw this guy stand up at a meeting about to pop off I’d kick his ass. I’d pull his jacket over his head and whale on him real good
June 2, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Instead of migrating to Bluesky, I’m taking my talents to 4chan’s gun forum to explain to young men how easy it is to impress Jodie Foster.
November 16, 2024 at 12:46 AM