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Man from Hjelmdall
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Actually from STL ⚜️
I'd like to draw your eye to the left pectoral region of the VP's white (kinda) shirt
There’s no way this is real
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
People in majority Asian countries don't really eat that much "better" than people in the US, they just eat portion sizes like this
This is a real thing at Del Taco. I can remember eating like a king for $3 at Taco Bell.
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but presidents dont normally wage war against americans
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”

Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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One of those guys who do long comedy takedown video essays described The Joe Rogan Experience as a screensaver for the brains of laid off warehouse forklift operators
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I mean we didn't ACTUALLY think this stuff was going to get released, did we? They have back up plans on top of back up plans so yeah, make a big show of passing it through the House so you can pretend you tried, then throw up your hands
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
All I want to know is if he's gonna say "excuse me princess" at some point
First photos of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released www.vooks.net/first-photos...
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Hold up I need to dust off my “Fell For It Again” awards
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I'm just glad they took her out of the final cut of disco elysium, I don't need a red scare bog witch doing voice work in one of my favorite games
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Easily the best Bond film, the first 10 minutes are absolutely nuts in the same way the first 30 of Fury Road are, Daniel Craig owns the role, Eva Green is a total smokeshow

Just about the only knock on it I can think of is that maybe the poker stuff isn't your thing? Even so, 10/10 bond film
The twenty-first #JamesBond film "CASINO ROYALE" directed by Martin Campbell, starring Daniel Craig in his first appearance as secret agent 007 with Eva Green, Mads Mikkelsen and Judi Dench, premiered at the Odeon Leicester Square in London #OnThisDay in 2006

🎬 Eon Productions
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Yeah I'd love it if we could go ahead and release everything before something (else) really stupid and bad happens
Epstein’s War
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I am prepared to vote for anybody who will stop this
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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i wish i could have been in the room when they were brainstorming how to solve the housing crisis and someone raised their hand and said "what about 50 year mortgages?"
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
One thing I like about winter in what is a short list…taking something out of the oven and then just leaving the oven open to warm the place a bit
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics?

Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Remember how Elon said that Trump was in the Epstein files and that’s why he won’t let them be released and he apparently knew all about that but then decided to be friends with Trump again a week later so he just deleted that tweet and doesn’t mention it and no one regards that as a bit of an issue
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Trump is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
State of the Economy sponsored by Fanduel
At some point embarrassment MUST come
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM