I'm assuming that you changed your name from Gargle to Katy at some point

I realize he'll go right back to saying NY under Zohran will commie hellhole tomorrow morning most likely but I am looking forward to the right's flame out over Trump being his biggest fan for a day

I'm sure it is pretty difficult to explain how you're not a fascist when you're Trump

*Person who hasn’t been paying attention voice*

One of those guys who do long comedy takedown video essays described The Joe Rogan Experience as a screensaver for the brains of laid off warehouse forklift operators

"used to" because you got laid off or

Daily we get closer to every single interaction being a combination of "give us your info so we can sell it to the highest bidder" and "please don't get up and go anywhere to do anything, that would get you off The Computer for a half hour"

I saw their stupid post with the arches and now this, refuse to subject myself to whatever is actually going on here

Finally I can kill Pierre

Those gov twitter accounts only exist to send libs into a frenzy, they have no other observable purpose

Movies are not allowed to explore any part of the human experience, lest they be accused of "promoting" that experience

I wish she would've just uncapped that "holy water" and chugged the whole thing right in front of her while she was talking, never breaking eye contact...but yeah probably not a good idea since it was probably laced with arsenic or some shit

Trying to act normal while giving her cat food, completely psychotic

IQ hodler

Ok the sprinkler head thing actually got me 😭

Chris, I don't think it had anything to do with you being a teacher