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They’re pissed about Mamdani so they’re writing fan fiction about the guy who volunteered for the IDF lmao
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
They’re pissed about Mamdani so they’re writing fan fiction about the guy who volunteered for the IDF lmao
Organizers and some of the VERY few actual good congresspeople will urge you...don't get discouraged, don't give in to gloom & doom...how exactly are we supposed to do that in this type of environment...this is so unbelievably cynical
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Organizers and some of the VERY few actual good congresspeople will urge you...don't get discouraged, don't give in to gloom & doom...how exactly are we supposed to do that in this type of environment...this is so unbelievably cynical
I know this is far from the point but it has pissed me off for years that apparently nobody has told him that the tip of your tie should end at your belt buckle, not at the fuckin inseam of your pants. Everything about him is just so incredibly off-putting
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I know this is far from the point but it has pissed me off for years that apparently nobody has told him that the tip of your tie should end at your belt buckle, not at the fuckin inseam of your pants. Everything about him is just so incredibly off-putting
Pennywise with marginally less makeup
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Pennywise with marginally less makeup
Mamdani: cruising into the homestretch, loving life, hanging with Adam Friedland
Cuomo: paying people $33/hr to stand in the street handing out flyers saying Zohran went to high school with the 9/11 hijackers
Cuomo: paying people $33/hr to stand in the street handing out flyers saying Zohran went to high school with the 9/11 hijackers
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Mamdani: cruising into the homestretch, loving life, hanging with Adam Friedland
Cuomo: paying people $33/hr to stand in the street handing out flyers saying Zohran went to high school with the 9/11 hijackers
Cuomo: paying people $33/hr to stand in the street handing out flyers saying Zohran went to high school with the 9/11 hijackers
I love having sports & politics as my interests because I get to see tweets like this and be like hmm I wonder if it's a joyful celebration of human athletic achievement or a glimpse into the darkest, foulest corners of the human psyche
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I love having sports & politics as my interests because I get to see tweets like this and be like hmm I wonder if it's a joyful celebration of human athletic achievement or a glimpse into the darkest, foulest corners of the human psyche
The jalapeños were right there
October 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The jalapeños were right there
2/3 of the people on SNAP have jobs
Most of the rest are either children or elderly
Billionaires keep pricing people out of existence and you're yelling at the poor
Terminal peasant brain
Most of the rest are either children or elderly
Billionaires keep pricing people out of existence and you're yelling at the poor
Terminal peasant brain
October 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
2/3 of the people on SNAP have jobs
Most of the rest are either children or elderly
Billionaires keep pricing people out of existence and you're yelling at the poor
Terminal peasant brain
Most of the rest are either children or elderly
Billionaires keep pricing people out of existence and you're yelling at the poor
Terminal peasant brain
Trump is underwater on every single major issue and the government has been shut down for a month but at least DHS is posting dank reddit memes for 23 year old outcasts that shower once a week on twitter
October 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Trump is underwater on every single major issue and the government has been shut down for a month but at least DHS is posting dank reddit memes for 23 year old outcasts that shower once a week on twitter
I normally roll my eyes at the "imagine if a dem president did this" posts but for this one? yeah they'd impeach the next morning
October 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I normally roll my eyes at the "imagine if a dem president did this" posts but for this one? yeah they'd impeach the next morning
Sowing/reaping
October 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Sowing/reaping
No Kings STL with surprise guest
October 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
No Kings STL with surprise guest
Yeah dude all the white haired meemaws and peepaws in the No Kings rally are far left antifa domestic terrorists mmhmm yep
October 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Yeah dude all the white haired meemaws and peepaws in the No Kings rally are far left antifa domestic terrorists mmhmm yep
63 year old Econ prof gooning over AI homunculus
October 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
63 year old Econ prof gooning over AI homunculus
Wasn't just Bowman either, check out what they spent to defeat Cori Bush in MO-1
September 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Wasn't just Bowman either, check out what they spent to defeat Cori Bush in MO-1
So to recap,
It was detainees that were shot, not ICE agents
The FBI wants you to believe the person shooting detainees wrote “Anti-ICE” on a bullet they didn’t fire in marker
I mean lmao
It was detainees that were shot, not ICE agents
The FBI wants you to believe the person shooting detainees wrote “Anti-ICE” on a bullet they didn’t fire in marker
I mean lmao
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
So to recap,
It was detainees that were shot, not ICE agents
The FBI wants you to believe the person shooting detainees wrote “Anti-ICE” on a bullet they didn’t fire in marker
I mean lmao
It was detainees that were shot, not ICE agents
The FBI wants you to believe the person shooting detainees wrote “Anti-ICE” on a bullet they didn’t fire in marker
I mean lmao
If you're a republican I really just gotta ask...how does it feel to have voted for this shit. Aren't you embarrassed
September 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If you're a republican I really just gotta ask...how does it feel to have voted for this shit. Aren't you embarrassed
Load bearing post
September 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Load bearing post
Quake
The vibes were so different from Doom, in large part thanks to Trent Reznor’s atmospheric soundtrack. Also the monster design for the Fiend and Shambler were terrifying
The vibes were so different from Doom, in large part thanks to Trent Reznor’s atmospheric soundtrack. Also the monster design for the Fiend and Shambler were terrifying
August 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Quake
The vibes were so different from Doom, in large part thanks to Trent Reznor’s atmospheric soundtrack. Also the monster design for the Fiend and Shambler were terrifying
The vibes were so different from Doom, in large part thanks to Trent Reznor’s atmospheric soundtrack. Also the monster design for the Fiend and Shambler were terrifying
The immortal Bill Burr on plastic surgery:
"Do you want to be 52 and look 52, or do you want to be 52 and look like a 28 year old lizard?"
"Do you want to be 52 and look 52, or do you want to be 52 and look like a 28 year old lizard?"
August 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The immortal Bill Burr on plastic surgery:
"Do you want to be 52 and look 52, or do you want to be 52 and look like a 28 year old lizard?"
"Do you want to be 52 and look 52, or do you want to be 52 and look like a 28 year old lizard?"
This has become a guiding core principle
August 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This has become a guiding core principle
Saw this reminder in my city this weekend
August 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Saw this reminder in my city this weekend
Someone rewatched Gladiator last night
August 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Someone rewatched Gladiator last night