Hans Polak
@athyhans.bsky.social
Just a Dutch guy, living in Spain.
Band practice is cool.
Band Aid practice is cooler.
Band Aid practice is cooler.
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Band practice is cool.
Band Aid practice is cooler.
Band Aid practice is cooler.
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safe sex is stupid. safes can't get pregnant
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
safe sex is stupid. safes can't get pregnant
I fell from a stairway today.
We went to a concert, really nice. Fetén fetén, a Spanish band.
After the concert, we went down the stairs. We met a lady we know who asked us to go with her up the stairs. All the way up.
In the way down, I over stepped and down I went. Luckily, it wasn't too steep.
We went to a concert, really nice. Fetén fetén, a Spanish band.
After the concert, we went down the stairs. We met a lady we know who asked us to go with her up the stairs. All the way up.
In the way down, I over stepped and down I went. Luckily, it wasn't too steep.
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I fell from a stairway today.
We went to a concert, really nice. Fetén fetén, a Spanish band.
After the concert, we went down the stairs. We met a lady we know who asked us to go with her up the stairs. All the way up.
In the way down, I over stepped and down I went. Luckily, it wasn't too steep.
We went to a concert, really nice. Fetén fetén, a Spanish band.
After the concert, we went down the stairs. We met a lady we know who asked us to go with her up the stairs. All the way up.
In the way down, I over stepped and down I went. Luckily, it wasn't too steep.
Just for shits and giggles, they should impeach him for the third time!
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I predict that when the vote to release the Epstein Files goes ahead, dozens of Republicans will break ranks and vote for it cos they know that if they don't, they're fucked in the 2026 mid-terms.
Rats on a sinking ship! Trump is FUCKED!!!!!
I predict that when the vote to release the Epstein Files goes ahead, dozens of Republicans will break ranks and vote for it cos they know that if they don't, they're fucked in the 2026 mid-terms.
Rats on a sinking ship! Trump is FUCKED!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just for shits and giggles, they should impeach him for the third time!
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Rodney King Riot Videos Reveal a Lost Los Angeles
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Rodney King Riot Videos Reveal a Lost Los Angeles
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“Had sex with an underage girl“ is not a thing. That language minimises the crime. We don’t use euphemisms for rape. If you do, well you’re part of the problem.
Oh hells yes. This is what I always make a point of saying. It's not sex, it's not anything but rape. No consent, then it's rape. Trafficked? Rape. Underage? Rape. Both? Of course rape.
WORDING MATTERS.
#epsteinTRUMP
WORDING MATTERS.
#epsteinTRUMP
The people on the Epstein list did not "have sex" with minors; they RAPED THEM.
More specifically: they raped CHILDREN.
Wording MATTERS.
More specifically: they raped CHILDREN.
Wording MATTERS.
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“Had sex with an underage girl“ is not a thing. That language minimises the crime. We don’t use euphemisms for rape. If you do, well you’re part of the problem.
These people run the government like corporate greed.
I'm at my most medium when I predict gastroenteritis spiking in the US.
You think I'm killing it? No, no, no, no. They are killing them!
I'm at my most medium when I predict gastroenteritis spiking in the US.
You think I'm killing it? No, no, no, no. They are killing them!
Government funding bill cuts food safety regulations. See the provisions for yourself www.snopes.com/fact-check/g...
Government funding bill cuts food safety regulations. See the provisions for yourself
The bill prohibited the FDA from enforcing regulations aimed at increasing traceability of the supply chain, among other rules.
www.snopes.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
These people run the government like corporate greed.
I'm at my most medium when I predict gastroenteritis spiking in the US.
You think I'm killing it? No, no, no, no. They are killing them!
I'm at my most medium when I predict gastroenteritis spiking in the US.
You think I'm killing it? No, no, no, no. They are killing them!
I don't know how to translate this from Spanish, so it's in Spanish. Sue me.
Wife: "Quiero algo salado."
Me: "Podríamos acostarnos."
…
Me: "Soy un tío salao."
Wife smiles.
Wife: "Quiero algo salado."
Me: "Podríamos acostarnos."
…
Me: "Soy un tío salao."
Wife smiles.
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I don't know how to translate this from Spanish, so it's in Spanish. Sue me.
Wife: "Quiero algo salado."
Me: "Podríamos acostarnos."
…
Me: "Soy un tío salao."
Wife smiles.
Wife: "Quiero algo salado."
Me: "Podríamos acostarnos."
…
Me: "Soy un tío salao."
Wife smiles.
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Turns out Americans do have a culture, rape culture.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Turns out Americans do have a culture, rape culture.
I don't care if the Epstein files bring him down, or whether he dies. I just wish the fascists gone.
I'm also surprised that the oligarchs don't seem to be aware of the dangers of fascism.
I mean, Putin's friends can't fly even though they try.
I'm also surprised that the oligarchs don't seem to be aware of the dangers of fascism.
I mean, Putin's friends can't fly even though they try.
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I don't care if the Epstein files bring him down, or whether he dies. I just wish the fascists gone.
I'm also surprised that the oligarchs don't seem to be aware of the dangers of fascism.
I mean, Putin's friends can't fly even though they try.
I'm also surprised that the oligarchs don't seem to be aware of the dangers of fascism.
I mean, Putin's friends can't fly even though they try.
Months ago, I bought a new umbrella. At some point, my old umbrella is going to fail.
Yesterday, I used the new umbrella for the first time.
In the afternoon, I looked for the new umbrella. Where could it be?
I was pissed off to lose it already.
Yesterday, I used the new umbrella for the first time.
In the afternoon, I looked for the new umbrella. Where could it be?
I was pissed off to lose it already.
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Months ago, I bought a new umbrella. At some point, my old umbrella is going to fail.
Yesterday, I used the new umbrella for the first time.
In the afternoon, I looked for the new umbrella. Where could it be?
I was pissed off to lose it already.
Yesterday, I used the new umbrella for the first time.
In the afternoon, I looked for the new umbrella. Where could it be?
I was pissed off to lose it already.
There's a new law in Spain. All vehicles have to have an emergency probe/light.
I ordered five one month ago. They arrived today.
Yesterday, a guy ordered five over the phone. He had them yesterday, and cheaper.
The law goes into effect January first.
I ordered five one month ago. They arrived today.
Yesterday, a guy ordered five over the phone. He had them yesterday, and cheaper.
The law goes into effect January first.
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
There's a new law in Spain. All vehicles have to have an emergency probe/light.
I ordered five one month ago. They arrived today.
Yesterday, a guy ordered five over the phone. He had them yesterday, and cheaper.
The law goes into effect January first.
I ordered five one month ago. They arrived today.
Yesterday, a guy ordered five over the phone. He had them yesterday, and cheaper.
The law goes into effect January first.
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I needed to haul something very large and heavy today. Did I buy a pickup truck, saddling myself with insane monthly payments, insurance, and maintenance? Nope, I rented one for $80, did the task, and returned it. It's that simple.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I needed to haul something very large and heavy today. Did I buy a pickup truck, saddling myself with insane monthly payments, insurance, and maintenance? Nope, I rented one for $80, did the task, and returned it. It's that simple.
This is how Megyn Kelly went from #MeToo to "You too?"
15 is not "barely legal" when the age of consent is 16 in most states.
15 is fully illegal.
15 is not "barely legal" when the age of consent is 16 in most states.
15 is fully illegal.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
This is how Megyn Kelly went from #MeToo to "You too?"
15 is not "barely legal" when the age of consent is 16 in most states.
15 is fully illegal.
15 is not "barely legal" when the age of consent is 16 in most states.
15 is fully illegal.
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Meanwhile, here's an example of the horrendous things found in Hillary Clinton's emails—the only story worth covering for any serious news outlet in 2016, apparently.
This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.
This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Meanwhile, here's an example of the horrendous things found in Hillary Clinton's emails—the only story worth covering for any serious news outlet in 2016, apparently.
This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.
This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.
I never thought he had killed himself.
I think the news that security cameras had been inexplicably "out of service" was known from the start.
I think the news that security cameras had been inexplicably "out of service" was known from the start.
I'm more convinced than ever that
Jeffrey Epstein did NOT kill himself.
Jeffrey Epstein did NOT kill himself.
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I never thought he had killed himself.
I think the news that security cameras had been inexplicably "out of service" was known from the start.
I think the news that security cameras had been inexplicably "out of service" was known from the start.
Let's be radical. Let's talk taxes.
In my fucking opinion, taxes should be fair, simple and unavoidable.
Fair: Everybody has to pay the same percentage.
Simple: A child should understand what is being taxed.
Unavoidable: No loopholes.
It hasn't been tried. It might work.
In my fucking opinion, taxes should be fair, simple and unavoidable.
Fair: Everybody has to pay the same percentage.
Simple: A child should understand what is being taxed.
Unavoidable: No loopholes.
It hasn't been tried. It might work.
November 13, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Let's be radical. Let's talk taxes.
In my fucking opinion, taxes should be fair, simple and unavoidable.
Fair: Everybody has to pay the same percentage.
Simple: A child should understand what is being taxed.
Unavoidable: No loopholes.
It hasn't been tried. It might work.
In my fucking opinion, taxes should be fair, simple and unavoidable.
Fair: Everybody has to pay the same percentage.
Simple: A child should understand what is being taxed.
Unavoidable: No loopholes.
It hasn't been tried. It might work.
Listen.
Let's slander someone you know. A friend. Claim he's in the Epstein files.
This person sues you for slander for €1.
Does that person get access to the Epstein files?
cc @legaleagle.tv
Let's slander someone you know. A friend. Claim he's in the Epstein files.
This person sues you for slander for €1.
Does that person get access to the Epstein files?
cc @legaleagle.tv
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Listen.
Let's slander someone you know. A friend. Claim he's in the Epstein files.
This person sues you for slander for €1.
Does that person get access to the Epstein files?
cc @legaleagle.tv
Let's slander someone you know. A friend. Claim he's in the Epstein files.
This person sues you for slander for €1.
Does that person get access to the Epstein files?
cc @legaleagle.tv
The way I see it, Trump has a lot of info on "everybody". That's why "everybody" keeps protecting the son of a bitch.
Prove me wrong.
Prove me wrong.
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 AM
The way I see it, Trump has a lot of info on "everybody". That's why "everybody" keeps protecting the son of a bitch.
Prove me wrong.
Prove me wrong.
I went to my checkup and I remembered to get an appointment for both the flu and the COVID vaccines.
She: You can get the vaccines in one hour.
Me: Cool.
One hour later, I got the flu vaccine. The nurse told me that, bc age, I could not get the COVID vaccine.
Last year I got both.
I tried.
She: You can get the vaccines in one hour.
Me: Cool.
One hour later, I got the flu vaccine. The nurse told me that, bc age, I could not get the COVID vaccine.
Last year I got both.
I tried.
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I went to my checkup and I remembered to get an appointment for both the flu and the COVID vaccines.
She: You can get the vaccines in one hour.
Me: Cool.
One hour later, I got the flu vaccine. The nurse told me that, bc age, I could not get the COVID vaccine.
Last year I got both.
I tried.
She: You can get the vaccines in one hour.
Me: Cool.
One hour later, I got the flu vaccine. The nurse told me that, bc age, I could not get the COVID vaccine.
Last year I got both.
I tried.
I wonder what this is all about.
"i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him"
"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I wonder what this is all about.
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if you work for doordash, contact me on signal at marisakabas.04
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
if you work for doordash, contact me on signal at marisakabas.04
What about those Epstein files?
Will those ever be released?
Will those ever be released?
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM
What about those Epstein files?
Will those ever be released?
Will those ever be released?
The thing with Republicans, calling Democrats "Communists", and Democrats calling Republicans "Nazis", is that Democrats are not Communists by a long shot, but Republicans are Nazis.
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The thing with Republicans, calling Democrats "Communists", and Democrats calling Republicans "Nazis", is that Democrats are not Communists by a long shot, but Republicans are Nazis.