Hans Polak
@athyhans.bsky.social
Just a Dutch guy, living in Spain.
It's nice to know your local trades people, and that they know you.
I sent a message to the plumber because we have a leaking faucet. He: I'll visit you by the end of the week.
Two weeks later, yesterday. Me: You forgot about us. He: Tomorrow.
He came by today, and will fix it tomorrow. π€πΎ
I sent a message to the plumber because we have a leaking faucet. He: I'll visit you by the end of the week.
Two weeks later, yesterday. Me: You forgot about us. He: Tomorrow.
He came by today, and will fix it tomorrow. π€πΎ
February 3, 2026 at 8:58 AM
It's nice to know your local trades people, and that they know you.
I sent a message to the plumber because we have a leaking faucet. He: I'll visit you by the end of the week.
Two weeks later, yesterday. Me: You forgot about us. He: Tomorrow.
He came by today, and will fix it tomorrow. π€πΎ
I sent a message to the plumber because we have a leaking faucet. He: I'll visit you by the end of the week.
Two weeks later, yesterday. Me: You forgot about us. He: Tomorrow.
He came by today, and will fix it tomorrow. π€πΎ
Coffeezilla exposed Bill Gates years ago as being friends with Epstein after Epstein became a registered pedophile.
Coffeezilla now says that Bill Gates is in the Epstein files, possibly as an extortion "victim" of Epstein.
Coffeezilla is on YouTube.
Coffeezilla now says that Bill Gates is in the Epstein files, possibly as an extortion "victim" of Epstein.
Coffeezilla is on YouTube.
February 3, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Coffeezilla exposed Bill Gates years ago as being friends with Epstein after Epstein became a registered pedophile.
Coffeezilla now says that Bill Gates is in the Epstein files, possibly as an extortion "victim" of Epstein.
Coffeezilla is on YouTube.
Coffeezilla now says that Bill Gates is in the Epstein files, possibly as an extortion "victim" of Epstein.
Coffeezilla is on YouTube.
Necromancer
February 3, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Necromancer
Reposted by Hans Polak
Reposted by Hans Polak
Netflix and get the fuck out of here?
February 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Netflix and get the fuck out of here?
I saw a doctor claim that Trump only had four more months to live.
Don't you hate it when people play with your emotions?
Don't you hate it when people play with your emotions?
February 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I saw a doctor claim that Trump only had four more months to live.
Don't you hate it when people play with your emotions?
Don't you hate it when people play with your emotions?
What I still don't understand is why, after Doe v Wade was overturned by lying Republican judges, anybody voted for Republicans ever again.
Why they didn't vote for the competent Democrat woman?
Why they didn't vote for the competent Democrat woman?
February 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
What I still don't understand is why, after Doe v Wade was overturned by lying Republican judges, anybody voted for Republicans ever again.
Why they didn't vote for the competent Democrat woman?
Why they didn't vote for the competent Democrat woman?
I was looking at campers to rent for the summer holiday. Cheaper than hotels, until I plopped in the dates.
We would like to drive to The Netherlands this summer.
We would like to drive to The Netherlands this summer.
February 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I was looking at campers to rent for the summer holiday. Cheaper than hotels, until I plopped in the dates.
We would like to drive to The Netherlands this summer.
We would like to drive to The Netherlands this summer.
Sometimes, when I had the app installed, it would serve me content.
Now, I don't have the app installed anymore.
Same happened with Amazon and Facebook. I'd Google something, then I'd get Amazon ads on Facebook.
I ditched Facebook, so that doesn't happen anymore either.
Now, I don't have the app installed anymore.
Same happened with Amazon and Facebook. I'd Google something, then I'd get Amazon ads on Facebook.
I ditched Facebook, so that doesn't happen anymore either.
February 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Sometimes, when I had the app installed, it would serve me content.
Now, I don't have the app installed anymore.
Same happened with Amazon and Facebook. I'd Google something, then I'd get Amazon ads on Facebook.
I ditched Facebook, so that doesn't happen anymore either.
Now, I don't have the app installed anymore.
Same happened with Amazon and Facebook. I'd Google something, then I'd get Amazon ads on Facebook.
I ditched Facebook, so that doesn't happen anymore either.
White men can't govern.
February 1, 2026 at 11:03 PM
White men can't govern.
I have one rich friend who works really hard. His wife left him.
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February 1, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I have one rich friend who works really hard. His wife left him.
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The first time I made my wife (then girlfriend) cry (this sounds worse than it is), she was talking about how I should dress.
I said: "First, let's establish that I'm not a doll"
This made her cry.
Recently, she offered to be the breadwinner of our household. Then, she said, she would dress me up
I said: "First, let's establish that I'm not a doll"
This made her cry.
Recently, she offered to be the breadwinner of our household. Then, she said, she would dress me up
February 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
The first time I made my wife (then girlfriend) cry (this sounds worse than it is), she was talking about how I should dress.
I said: "First, let's establish that I'm not a doll"
This made her cry.
Recently, she offered to be the breadwinner of our household. Then, she said, she would dress me up
I said: "First, let's establish that I'm not a doll"
This made her cry.
Recently, she offered to be the breadwinner of our household. Then, she said, she would dress me up
I was just kidding when I said that rich people work hard.
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February 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I was just kidding when I said that rich people work hard.
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Here's the thing. Money should not motivate poor people to work hard. Money does motivate rich people to work hard.
I guess that, if you're poor, you're "family", but if you're rich, you're friends.
I guess that, if you're poor, you're "family", but if you're rich, you're friends.
February 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Here's the thing. Money should not motivate poor people to work hard. Money does motivate rich people to work hard.
I guess that, if you're poor, you're "family", but if you're rich, you're friends.
I guess that, if you're poor, you're "family", but if you're rich, you're friends.
I'm guessing the people who buy Tesla's these days are full blown Nazis.
February 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I'm guessing the people who buy Tesla's these days are full blown Nazis.
Reposted by Hans Polak
I understand all 13,000 mentions of Trump are of him saying STOP! THIS IS NAUGHTY! I'LL TELL PUTIN!"
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@emshecampaign.bsky.social
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Unfortunate TRUTH, and as a business man, please KNOW DT has NEVER, EVER been financially sound nor ethically operated on solid, secure assets in ownership or equity.
Trump has NEVER clicked with NYβs reputable, esteemed business class of owners or leadership. DTβs portfolio revolves on debt.
Trump has NEVER clicked with NYβs reputable, esteemed business class of owners or leadership. DTβs portfolio revolves on debt.
February 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I understand all 13,000 mentions of Trump are of him saying STOP! THIS IS NAUGHTY! I'LL TELL PUTIN!"
Not that I've seen it.
I'm not spending money on that crap.
I'm not spending money on that crap.
February 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Not that I've seen it.
I'm not spending money on that crap.
I'm not spending money on that crap.
Some reporter called it a documentary.
I call bullshit.
I call bullshit.
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Some reporter called it a documentary.
I call bullshit.
I call bullshit.
What's the hallmark of a Hallmark movie?
February 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
What's the hallmark of a Hallmark movie?
Trump definitely is very Christian. At least, he had a photo shoot with a Bible in hand.
Trump appeals to his Christian followers, the MAGA crowd.
Trump is Christian in the same way Hitler was Christian. His followers are Christians, just like Hitler's followers were Christians.
Trump appeals to his Christian followers, the MAGA crowd.
Trump is Christian in the same way Hitler was Christian. His followers are Christians, just like Hitler's followers were Christians.
February 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Trump definitely is very Christian. At least, he had a photo shoot with a Bible in hand.
Trump appeals to his Christian followers, the MAGA crowd.
Trump is Christian in the same way Hitler was Christian. His followers are Christians, just like Hitler's followers were Christians.
Trump appeals to his Christian followers, the MAGA crowd.
Trump is Christian in the same way Hitler was Christian. His followers are Christians, just like Hitler's followers were Christians.
This video is "interesting"
For one hour, it makes a compelling argument for renewables workout mentioning climate change, global warming (I think, I slept halfway through it)
The last half hour gets quite political and is worth your time.
The whole video is worth your time.
youtu.be/KtQ9nt2ZeGM
For one hour, it makes a compelling argument for renewables workout mentioning climate change, global warming (I think, I slept halfway through it)
The last half hour gets quite political and is worth your time.
The whole video is worth your time.
youtu.be/KtQ9nt2ZeGM
You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 8:45 PM
This video is "interesting"
For one hour, it makes a compelling argument for renewables workout mentioning climate change, global warming (I think, I slept halfway through it)
The last half hour gets quite political and is worth your time.
The whole video is worth your time.
youtu.be/KtQ9nt2ZeGM
For one hour, it makes a compelling argument for renewables workout mentioning climate change, global warming (I think, I slept halfway through it)
The last half hour gets quite political and is worth your time.
The whole video is worth your time.
youtu.be/KtQ9nt2ZeGM
Reposted by Hans Polak
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000