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So much appears to be inevitable, until it isn’t.
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I’m miserable and I hate everything.
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Most of the very best people I've ever met are golden retrievers.
January 21, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Most of the very best people I've ever met are golden retrievers.
Two for two when it comes to my Wildcard Weekend predictions thus far 😎🥳
January 11, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Two for two when it comes to my Wildcard Weekend predictions thus far 😎🥳
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I'm not even joking.
Given the abysmal track record of Trump's DOJ in prosecuting people Trump has targeted, there is a non-zero percent chance that Maduro is acquitted or his charges dismissed.
And wouldn't that end up being an "because of course" moment?
Given the abysmal track record of Trump's DOJ in prosecuting people Trump has targeted, there is a non-zero percent chance that Maduro is acquitted or his charges dismissed.
And wouldn't that end up being an "because of course" moment?
January 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I'm not even joking.
Given the abysmal track record of Trump's DOJ in prosecuting people Trump has targeted, there is a non-zero percent chance that Maduro is acquitted or his charges dismissed.
And wouldn't that end up being an "because of course" moment?
Given the abysmal track record of Trump's DOJ in prosecuting people Trump has targeted, there is a non-zero percent chance that Maduro is acquitted or his charges dismissed.
And wouldn't that end up being an "because of course" moment?
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“.. There is no evidence that anyone on the Trump team has thought about what will happen tomorrow, or next week, or next year ..
“.. we’re not even 24 hours into this .. Decades later, we’re still dealing with the aftermath in Afghanistan and Iraq.”
fallows.substack.com/p/blind-into...
“.. we’re not even 24 hours into this .. Decades later, we’re still dealing with the aftermath in Afghanistan and Iraq.”
fallows.substack.com/p/blind-into...
January 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
“.. There is no evidence that anyone on the Trump team has thought about what will happen tomorrow, or next week, or next year ..
“.. we’re not even 24 hours into this .. Decades later, we’re still dealing with the aftermath in Afghanistan and Iraq.”
fallows.substack.com/p/blind-into...
“.. we’re not even 24 hours into this .. Decades later, we’re still dealing with the aftermath in Afghanistan and Iraq.”
fallows.substack.com/p/blind-into...
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The fatal flaw in American foreign policy is not understanding that other nations also have a sense of national pride and have no wish to be US vassal states.
VP Delcy Rodriguez, whom Trump indicated earlier today was collaborating with the US government, is live on television right now.
Earlier reports that she's in Russia are false. She's in Caracas with the rest of the cabinet.
Rodriguez: "We will never again be a colony for any empire"
Earlier reports that she's in Russia are false. She's in Caracas with the rest of the cabinet.
Rodriguez: "We will never again be a colony for any empire"
January 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
The fatal flaw in American foreign policy is not understanding that other nations also have a sense of national pride and have no wish to be US vassal states.
I’m kind of mad the UGA Ole Miss game was tonight instead of last night. Good chance it would have overlapped with the NYE Ball Drop, and the last time that happened during a UGA game it was epic.
January 2, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I’m kind of mad the UGA Ole Miss game was tonight instead of last night. Good chance it would have overlapped with the NYE Ball Drop, and the last time that happened during a UGA game it was epic.
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WHO GIVES A DAMN?
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
The USPS faces a tight squeeze. With fewer people using the mail, it’s lost more and more money: $9 billion in the 12 months ending in September alone.
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
WHO GIVES A DAMN?
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
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Avatar: Fire & Ash - 4 stars out of 5
The Odyssey prologue that played before the film - 587 stars out of 5
The Avengers: Doomsday "preview" that's just one stupid fucking shot of Chris Evans holding a fucking baby - Negative infinity stars out of fuck you.
The Odyssey prologue that played before the film - 587 stars out of 5
The Avengers: Doomsday "preview" that's just one stupid fucking shot of Chris Evans holding a fucking baby - Negative infinity stars out of fuck you.
December 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Avatar: Fire & Ash - 4 stars out of 5
The Odyssey prologue that played before the film - 587 stars out of 5
The Avengers: Doomsday "preview" that's just one stupid fucking shot of Chris Evans holding a fucking baby - Negative infinity stars out of fuck you.
The Odyssey prologue that played before the film - 587 stars out of 5
The Avengers: Doomsday "preview" that's just one stupid fucking shot of Chris Evans holding a fucking baby - Negative infinity stars out of fuck you.
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We wanted to understand the legality of Trump seizing oil tankers in the Caribbean Sea. So we talked to three retirees scrolling through AI videos at a Social Security office in Joplin.
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
We wanted to understand the legality of Trump seizing oil tankers in the Caribbean Sea. So we talked to three retirees scrolling through AI videos at a Social Security office in Joplin.
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accidentally did more washing than I have drying space
December 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
accidentally did more washing than I have drying space
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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"That would be an ecumenical matter"
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"That would be an ecumenical matter"
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
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pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
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PHANTOM WIFE is my favorite Paul Thomas Anderson movie
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
PHANTOM WIFE is my favorite Paul Thomas Anderson movie
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
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ME: What could go wrong?
ANXIETY: *heavy sigh* I was hoping you'd ask.
ANXIETY: *drags out the overhead projector*
ANXIETY: *heavy sigh* I was hoping you'd ask.
ANXIETY: *drags out the overhead projector*
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
ME: What could go wrong?
ANXIETY: *heavy sigh* I was hoping you'd ask.
ANXIETY: *drags out the overhead projector*
ANXIETY: *heavy sigh* I was hoping you'd ask.
ANXIETY: *drags out the overhead projector*
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I’ll always remember Dick Cheney this way
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I’ll always remember Dick Cheney this way
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The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.
October 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.