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So much appears to be inevitable, until it isn’t.
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I’m miserable and I hate everything.
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I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
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pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
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PHANTOM WIFE is my favorite Paul Thomas Anderson movie
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
PHANTOM WIFE is my favorite Paul Thomas Anderson movie
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
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ME: What could go wrong?
ANXIETY: *heavy sigh* I was hoping you'd ask.
ANXIETY: *drags out the overhead projector*
ANXIETY: *heavy sigh* I was hoping you'd ask.
ANXIETY: *drags out the overhead projector*
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
ME: What could go wrong?
ANXIETY: *heavy sigh* I was hoping you'd ask.
ANXIETY: *drags out the overhead projector*
ANXIETY: *heavy sigh* I was hoping you'd ask.
ANXIETY: *drags out the overhead projector*
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I’ll always remember Dick Cheney this way
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I’ll always remember Dick Cheney this way
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![angewomon's gbf@speegul.bsky.social • 16h
crazy what a beer and a concert will do for the mental health
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Begging to differ, though I catch your lighthearted tone - my brother fell in with a drinking crowd, a classy military one - was diagnosed with acute alcoholic hepatitis, and died Feb 18.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g2p3bnbzcvcbohfpvjxfazqv/bafkreid3zwvlngxvydzzdklxqvjdjf4uk33wopo4wrokthuczydv7pjanu@jpeg)
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The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.
October 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.
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October 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Some people go for a drive. Some people bulldoze federal architecture. We all cope differently, I guess.
October 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Some people go for a drive. Some people bulldoze federal architecture. We all cope differently, I guess.
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
Kind of glad that I don’t have to think about baseball anymore. Reminder though, according this Almost Live sketch from 1999, the Mariners will go to their first WS next year m.youtube.com/watch?v=_wSq...
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October 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Kind of glad that I don’t have to think about baseball anymore. Reminder though, according this Almost Live sketch from 1999, the Mariners will go to their first WS next year m.youtube.com/watch?v=_wSq...
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I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
October 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
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This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
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more you think about it, the more Ohtani feels like a bit. One of the best pitchers who's also the scariest hitter who also stole 50 bases in a year because he was bored that he couldnt pitch, it's like an SNL sketch against baseball
October 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
more you think about it, the more Ohtani feels like a bit. One of the best pitchers who's also the scariest hitter who also stole 50 bases in a year because he was bored that he couldnt pitch, it's like an SNL sketch against baseball
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Who is to blame for the government shutdown? We asked three unvaccinated Kid Rock fans at a cage fighting match in Fort Walton Beach.
October 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Who is to blame for the government shutdown? We asked three unvaccinated Kid Rock fans at a cage fighting match in Fort Walton Beach.
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Beating the Astros twice?
September 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Beating the Astros twice?
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disney adults showing up like the end of avengers endgame
September 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
disney adults showing up like the end of avengers endgame
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Doing a little history reading in btwn games and these are my top five presidential nicknames:
5. Chester Arthur: The Gentleman Boss
4. Martin Van Buren: The Little Magician
3. Grover Cleveland: Uncle Jumbo
2. John Quincy Adams: Old Man Eloquent
1. John Tyler: His Accidency
5. Chester Arthur: The Gentleman Boss
4. Martin Van Buren: The Little Magician
3. Grover Cleveland: Uncle Jumbo
2. John Quincy Adams: Old Man Eloquent
1. John Tyler: His Accidency
September 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Doing a little history reading in btwn games and these are my top five presidential nicknames:
5. Chester Arthur: The Gentleman Boss
4. Martin Van Buren: The Little Magician
3. Grover Cleveland: Uncle Jumbo
2. John Quincy Adams: Old Man Eloquent
1. John Tyler: His Accidency
5. Chester Arthur: The Gentleman Boss
4. Martin Van Buren: The Little Magician
3. Grover Cleveland: Uncle Jumbo
2. John Quincy Adams: Old Man Eloquent
1. John Tyler: His Accidency
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That’s gotta really hurt. (And I am stunned.)
September 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
That’s gotta really hurt. (And I am stunned.)
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Saw this one back in July on another app and it’s as true as ever
September 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Saw this one back in July on another app and it’s as true as ever
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more than a decade ago, one Fraction-Aja Hawkeye panel captured the vibe of this entire era we're living in now
September 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
more than a decade ago, one Fraction-Aja Hawkeye panel captured the vibe of this entire era we're living in now
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Far as I can tell, Robert Redford was:
* successful at everything he tried
* genuinely intelligent & insightful
* desired by women
* envied by men
* an absolute mensch to everyone he dealt with
* a tireless, lifelong philanthropist
... and he died peacefully in his sleep.
10/10 life. No notes.
* successful at everything he tried
* genuinely intelligent & insightful
* desired by women
* envied by men
* an absolute mensch to everyone he dealt with
* a tireless, lifelong philanthropist
... and he died peacefully in his sleep.
10/10 life. No notes.
September 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Far as I can tell, Robert Redford was:
* successful at everything he tried
* genuinely intelligent & insightful
* desired by women
* envied by men
* an absolute mensch to everyone he dealt with
* a tireless, lifelong philanthropist
... and he died peacefully in his sleep.
10/10 life. No notes.
* successful at everything he tried
* genuinely intelligent & insightful
* desired by women
* envied by men
* an absolute mensch to everyone he dealt with
* a tireless, lifelong philanthropist
... and he died peacefully in his sleep.
10/10 life. No notes.