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Sarah Strong
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Bikes, old stuff, MH peer support, HRT, shoes, cats, and carbohydrates. Moving leftwards with age. UK.
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The restaurant lights dim. My date lifts an eyebrow and asks, “Did it just get sexier in here?”

ME: I CAN'T SEE MY MENU
September 28, 2023 at 12:07 AM
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
HOT WATER HAS BEEN DEPLOYED! I REPEAT, HOT WATER BOTTLE HAS BEEN DEPLOYED!
a globe is surrounded by the letters r and h
ALT: a globe is surrounded by the letters r and h
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It has stopped snowing in SE London. Bah.
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Snow in S.E London now. ☃️
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I am here.
A kid falls out of a tree: “I'm fine!”

An adult sleeps on their neck at a slightly askew angle: “I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week.”
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Just looking through the transcript of a 30 min Teams meeting and it's like a fever dream,

"...still waiting for treatment as it were, but Izzy viable option. Bungalow. Yeah. Yeah".
November 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years.

youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU
JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Just sat on my hand and now when I make circles on the palm with my finger it feels like my teddy bear is in someone else's garden.
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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At an awkward age: old enough to be grumpy at the noise of fireworks but I still can't avoid going woooooo every time
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Asylum seekers, housed in hotels in Manchester, are reaching out in their own words to address the concerns of the local community.

Please take a minute to read their letter, & share it with the people in your life who need to hear the truth about the people they are protesting.
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Happy Halloween, if you do that sort of thing.
Phew, I made something in time for Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
RIP Maru. May your 10th life be just as full of boxes as the other 9.
Just found out Maru is gone, one of the last keystones of the universe left us last month. He's diving through boxes and melting into bowls in the afterlife. RIP original chonky boi.
October 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Felt coot. Might delete later.
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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"Eat the Rich"
Posters seen in Berlin
October 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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stop thinking right now
October 11, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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October 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Look what we have here then.
September 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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sisyphus but it’s just me opening and closing the door for my cat all day
October 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Forgive me for sounding like an extremist, but if the purpose of society isn't to house, feed, and care for its members, what the fuck is the purpose?
September 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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think if you're broadly a centrist and were suuuuuper concerned about attacks on free speech from the left and so you decided to give the right a hearing then you need to realise you were taken for QUITE the ride (and don't really have anyone to blame but yourself)
September 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
If you need a tl cleanse... let me offer 1 minute of sunrise over Carmarthen Bay, from North Beach, Tenby (Wales, UK):
September 16, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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oh just FUCK off
September 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM