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Oleg X 🇺🇦
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Смотритель, читатель и писатель всякой фигни. Он/его.

В ЗСУ с 23.11.2023.
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Obviously your fictional characters can wear whatever you want, but if you're trying to make a standards-compliant Girl™ character, the one thing she absolutely cannot have is a normal size hat. It's gotta be either absurdly tiny or the biggest fucking hat you've ever seen; no half-measures allowed.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Jesus Christ.
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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it's jolly
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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In fairness, it was a horrible thing to wish upon a woodchipper.
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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every day. women post their achievements online and get their hearts broken 😔
April 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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How to RAISE a trillion dollars
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Every ad now
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Cover for THE EXPANSE: A LITTLE DEATH #2
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Захотел я вдруг посмотреть немного японского реслинга и немедленно
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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The jokes about how the internet is "just for cat pictures" kinda bug me, because they trivialize this incredible technological achievement that has changed so many lives

Some of us are allergic to cats. Our parasocial relationships with your animals sustain us. We need your cat pictures. Send them
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Auctioneer: “Chinese 19th century cricket cage”

Me: “…you know what? all right, sure, I guess putting a cricket in there is how you made it vibrate before batteries”
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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"The mainstream understanding of AI is as an interefering piece of shit which doesn't work" pt II

www.askamanager.org/2025/11/the-...
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Musk: joyce carol oates? she a very meana lady!
Musk: she usa too many semicolons!
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FINISH HIM
Oates: i hear you have a cool daughter
Oates: a normal dad would be very proud
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FATALITY
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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assigned girlboss at birth
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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[3/3]

6. Wizard whose powers kind of suck, but who insists they're the greatest in the land, and you can't prove otherwise because you don't know any other wizards

7. Wizard who wishes to make it clear that they advised against this and will not be held responsible for the consequences
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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[2/3]

3. Wizard who could have done that at any time, but nobody asked

4. Wizard whose magic is mostly legerdemain, except for one specific, completely unhinged miraculous feat they can do for real

5. Wizard who's never tried this before, but the THEORY is sound
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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[1/3] More favourite useless wizard archetypes:

1. Wizard who knows exactly four spells, and suffers from the world's worst case of "when all you have is a hammer" syndrome

2. Wizard whose magic has predictable side effects it somehow never occurs to them to account for until after the fact
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM