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he🦴him🦴playwright🦴screenwright🦴hi-concept comedies🦴secret-service-investigatee🦴story producer AG:TQ on BET+🦴podcast: "The Love Ark"🦴https://ojonaso.wixsite.com/jonas-oppenheim🦴why yes I am available to write for you
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
For my birthday this year, I'm working with #HeartAttacksForOligarchs, a wonderful org that manifests cardiac events for the world's richest puppetmasters. In lieu of presents, please pray, visualize, or imagine a massive coronary for the oligarch of your choice. Together we can make a difference!
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
For my birthday this year, I'm working with #HeartAttacksForOligarchs, a wonderful org that manifests cardiac events for the world's richest puppetmasters. In lieu of presents, please pray, visualize, or imagine a massive coronary for the oligarch of your choice. Together we can make a difference!
Is this the time for a massive political realignment along "pedophiles bad–pedophiles good" lines???
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Is this the time for a massive political realignment along "pedophiles bad–pedophiles good" lines???
Will the worst person in the world finally face consequences for doing the worst thing imaginable???!!! Too soon to tell but we are pessimistic!!! Everything sucks!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Will the worst person in the world finally face consequences for doing the worst thing imaginable???!!! Too soon to tell but we are pessimistic!!! Everything sucks!!!!
FUTURE GRAMPS: back then, the release of the dead pedo's emails was the closest we came to feeling something
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
FUTURE GRAMPS: back then, the release of the dead pedo's emails was the closest we came to feeling something
wait I don't get it, am I supposed to feel hope*ful* or hope*less*
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
wait I don't get it, am I supposed to feel hope*ful* or hope*less*
argh does anyone know any good think pieces
November 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
argh does anyone know any good think pieces
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Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.
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i’m dick cheney
yes i’m the real cheney
all you other dick cheneys are just
imitating
so won’t the real dick cheney
burn in hell
burn in hell
burn in hell
yes i’m the real cheney
all you other dick cheneys are just
imitating
so won’t the real dick cheney
burn in hell
burn in hell
burn in hell
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i’m dick cheney
yes i’m the real cheney
all you other dick cheneys are just
imitating
so won’t the real dick cheney
burn in hell
burn in hell
burn in hell
yes i’m the real cheney
all you other dick cheneys are just
imitating
so won’t the real dick cheney
burn in hell
burn in hell
burn in hell
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In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
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Let’s be clear, most EBT users are white. The reason he’s specifically lying about “weaves” and we’ve seen so many AI fakes of Black women ranting about food stamps is they need to make BW the face EBT because they know many Americans don’t care if Black people suffer, and some actually wish for it.
ROB SCHMITT: People are using SNAP benefits to get their nails done, to get their weaves and their hair. This is a really ugly program.
SEN. RON JOHNSON: That program needs to be dramatically reformed.
SEN. RON JOHNSON: That program needs to be dramatically reformed.
November 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Let’s be clear, most EBT users are white. The reason he’s specifically lying about “weaves” and we’ve seen so many AI fakes of Black women ranting about food stamps is they need to make BW the face EBT because they know many Americans don’t care if Black people suffer, and some actually wish for it.
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Fuck this guy to hell
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Fuck this guy to hell
De-ci-mal
Decimal puuuuuunto
Decimal puuuuuunto
October 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
De-ci-mal
Decimal puuuuuunto
Decimal puuuuuunto
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wow really helpful, thank you new york times
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
This WH ballroom business is giving "Animal Farm" windmill
October 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This WH ballroom business is giving "Animal Farm" windmill
Ok wasn't going to go this route but...would anyone like to buy some very valuable French jewels, hmu
October 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Ok wasn't going to go this route but...would anyone like to buy some very valuable French jewels, hmu
L.A.! This writer and his book are awesome and important. Copa-go!
Very excited to announce this major event in Los Angeles at the USC School of Journalism. It will be an important conversation about propaganda, government repression, and the role of liberal institutions like news media, pundits, universities, and nonprofits. annenberg.usc.edu/events/copag...
‘Copaganda: How Police and the Media Manipulate Our News’: Book Talk with Alec Karakatsanis
Join us in conversation with Alec Karakatsanis as he discusses his new book Copaganda: How Police and the Media Manipulate Our News. In this groundbreaking exposé, essential for understanding the
annenberg.usc.edu
October 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
L.A.! This writer and his book are awesome and important. Copa-go!
I have been developing my film "SHIT JET: A TOP GUN STORY" for TEN GODDAM YEARS and he...just...truths it out
October 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I have been developing my film "SHIT JET: A TOP GUN STORY" for TEN GODDAM YEARS and he...just...truths it out
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🧵 1. I saw some high-profile pro-Palestine accounts condemning Mamdani for saying "I'm going to have ppl in my admin who are Zionists" & for allegedly putting a "softer spin on his anti-Israel past"
So [coughs, puts on ye ol' media analysis professor hat] I looked into the source and HOOO BOY...
So [coughs, puts on ye ol' media analysis professor hat] I looked into the source and HOOO BOY...
October 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
🧵 1. I saw some high-profile pro-Palestine accounts condemning Mamdani for saying "I'm going to have ppl in my admin who are Zionists" & for allegedly putting a "softer spin on his anti-Israel past"
So [coughs, puts on ye ol' media analysis professor hat] I looked into the source and HOOO BOY...
So [coughs, puts on ye ol' media analysis professor hat] I looked into the source and HOOO BOY...
This is the thread to watch as SCOTUS works its dirty magic
Locking in for oral arguments on the big voting rights case at the Supreme Court.
The next two hours or so will be... incredibly bad.
The next two hours or so will be... incredibly bad.
October 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This is the thread to watch as SCOTUS works its dirty magic
The Word-Choosers continue to make *choices* about who is a hostage and who is a rotten ol' prisoner
October 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The Word-Choosers continue to make *choices* about who is a hostage and who is a rotten ol' prisoner