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@ojonaso.bsky.social
he🦴him🦴playwright🦴screenwright🦴hi-concept comedies🦴secret-service-investigatee🦴story producer AG:TQ on BET+🦴podcast: "The Love Ark"🦴https://ojonaso.wixsite.com/jonas-oppenheim🦴why yes I am available to write for you
In my day, prices were lower!
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
In my day, prices were lower!
CSI: his fucking golf courses already
February 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
CSI: his fucking golf courses already
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
All this has got to be hurting Trump's chances in 2028
January 26, 2026 at 10:24 PM
All this has got to be hurting Trump's chances in 2028
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just gonna throw out a quick reminder that in America police kill a yearly average of 3 civilians per day, routinely in situations very similar to these ICE killings, and decades of explicit support for police impunity by US politicians is why ICE feels theyre able to get away with this right now
Our government is murdering the citizens of this country. They are doing it without any checks on their violence
January 25, 2026 at 12:26 AM
just gonna throw out a quick reminder that in America police kill a yearly average of 3 civilians per day, routinely in situations very similar to these ICE killings, and decades of explicit support for police impunity by US politicians is why ICE feels theyre able to get away with this right now
We need to get the Ark of the Covenant out of storage and ship it to #Minneapolis and tell Bovino there's an immigrant inside
January 24, 2026 at 8:40 PM
We need to get the Ark of the Covenant out of storage and ship it to #Minneapolis and tell Bovino there's an immigrant inside
That is the second-worst "Dear Jonas" letter I've seen this week
January 19, 2026 at 9:26 PM
That is the second-worst "Dear Jonas" letter I've seen this week
Epic run for #JacobElordi, playing 2 of literature's greatest roles, Frankenstein and Jim Wuthering
January 19, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Epic run for #JacobElordi, playing 2 of literature's greatest roles, Frankenstein and Jim Wuthering
Abolish ICE or gtfo, please be serious
relevant to the debate over whether we should keep funding DHS without reforms and accountability for how out of control their spending is
January 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Abolish ICE or gtfo, please be serious
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just a little more training bro then ice will be okay, i swear just some more training bro i promise, we can reform this
Apparently ICE goons in multi-car caravans are circling Spanish immersion preschools in the city taunting and photographing the parents and neighbors who are patrolling the school perimeter to keep kids safe.
January 14, 2026 at 4:40 PM
just a little more training bro then ice will be okay, i swear just some more training bro i promise, we can reform this
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For today's horribles: the Supreme Court will hear oral arguments on banning trans athletes. It's the most bigoted thing they'll do this term. I'll be jotting down my thoughts here.
January 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
For today's horribles: the Supreme Court will hear oral arguments on banning trans athletes. It's the most bigoted thing they'll do this term. I'll be jotting down my thoughts here.
January 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Isn't anyone going to ask me what *I* think of ICE?
January 10, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Isn't anyone going to ask me what *I* think of ICE?
We demand that MPD immediately arrest the ICE murderer! And we demand that the pot immediately arrest the kettle!
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
We demand that MPD immediately arrest the ICE murderer! And we demand that the pot immediately arrest the kettle!
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Anyone who has read Copaganda knows that we are in the crucial early moments of virality after an extra-judicial police murder. It's extremely important for ICE that the media plays along with the idea that what happened is contested and there are multiple perspectives.
January 7, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Anyone who has read Copaganda knows that we are in the crucial early moments of virality after an extra-judicial police murder. It's extremely important for ICE that the media plays along with the idea that what happened is contested and there are multiple perspectives.
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THREAD. Has anyone ever told you that we can't reduce the size and power of the police, prosecutor, surveillance tech, and prison bureaucracies because it's not popular? In my latest newsletter, I debunk that myth. equalityalec.substack.com/p/convention...
Conventional Wisdom and "Popularity"
And a weird debate I just had.
equalityalec.substack.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
THREAD. Has anyone ever told you that we can't reduce the size and power of the police, prosecutor, surveillance tech, and prison bureaucracies because it's not popular? In my latest newsletter, I debunk that myth. equalityalec.substack.com/p/convention...
SHAME
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
SHAME
Me at parties
lots of awkward standing around and whispering going on in the Oval Office right now
December 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Me at parties
Remember, every opportunity is an opportunity for a missed opportunity!
December 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Remember, every opportunity is an opportunity for a missed opportunity!
Friends in Los Angeles City Council District 11, here's an excellent jump-off of reasons why I'm supporting @faizahforla.bsky.social. Join us!
thelion.sites.lmu.edu/opinion/why-...
#cd11
thelion.sites.lmu.edu/opinion/why-...
#cd11
Why Are We Thanking Traci Park? - THE LION
When LMU students walk out of the back gate into Westchester, they are greeted with various lawn signs reading, “Thank you, Traci Park.” But who is Traci Park, and why are we thanking her? Park gradua...
thelion.sites.lmu.edu
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Friends in Los Angeles City Council District 11, here's an excellent jump-off of reasons why I'm supporting @faizahforla.bsky.social. Join us!
thelion.sites.lmu.edu/opinion/why-...
#cd11
thelion.sites.lmu.edu/opinion/why-...
#cd11
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With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
