Mephisto
@oiyou.bsky.social
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Music lover. General nonsense
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Mephisto
@oiyou.bsky.social
· Apr 14
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Trump saying release the Epstein files told you he’d already fixed the game and his statement was going to be a talking point for the MAGA morons. “See! Trump wanted them released!” And here we are.
It took only 217 minutes from the time Trump commanded Bondi to investigate Dems over Epstein to Bondi jumping on cue & referring the matter to the US attorney in Manhattan.
That's less than 4 hours.
This isn't just about subordinating the DOJ's independence to his will.
It's an at-will cover-up.
That's less than 4 hours.
This isn't just about subordinating the DOJ's independence to his will.
It's an at-will cover-up.
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Trump saying release the Epstein files told you he’d already fixed the game and his statement was going to be a talking point for the MAGA morons. “See! Trump wanted them released!” And here we are.
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Why would Jeffrey Epstein kill himself in jail if he had this much leverage of the one person who could give him a full pardon?
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Why would Jeffrey Epstein kill himself in jail if he had this much leverage of the one person who could give him a full pardon?
Ummmmmmmmm
Trump: "They had the line. The people had no idea. So I made the french fries. The guy was really good. He had a great wrist. He's going like, 'Sir -- nyha. Hhhhuh.' It was not that easy but I got it sort of finally. Not the greatest. But pouring it in."
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Ummmmmmmmm
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sir this is a McDonald's
Trump: "They don't laugh at us anymore. They respect us now, again. And that's what we want. We want to be liked. We want to be respected much more so than being liked. And you know in a certain way they like us better now too. Because the world was ripping off our country. Not sustainable."
November 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
sir this is a McDonald's
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I am now viewing in a different light all those stories he told for years about big strong steel workers coming up to him with tears in their eyes.
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I am now viewing in a different light all those stories he told for years about big strong steel workers coming up to him with tears in their eyes.
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They probably mean it as a joke, but it is definitely possible for the right price.
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
They probably mean it as a joke, but it is definitely possible for the right price.
Pretty much what I’ve been thinking for months tbh.
He’s not scared of being ousted as a peadofile, but gay? That terrifies him. And his base.
He’s not scared of being ousted as a peadofile, but gay? That terrifies him. And his base.
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Pretty much what I’ve been thinking for months tbh.
He’s not scared of being ousted as a peadofile, but gay? That terrifies him. And his base.
He’s not scared of being ousted as a peadofile, but gay? That terrifies him. And his base.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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And in a few weeks, he will be telling us that he always advocated for the release of these files, and that it’s a damn shame that they can’t be released because of the active investigation of Epstein adjacent Democrats he order Pam Bondi to undertake. And expecting all of us to believe it.
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
And in a few weeks, he will be telling us that he always advocated for the release of these files, and that it’s a damn shame that they can’t be released because of the active investigation of Epstein adjacent Democrats he order Pam Bondi to undertake. And expecting all of us to believe it.
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Are we all FALLING for the CON AGAIN?
If Trump said to release the files, he said it for a Trump-first reason.
He wants to LOOK innocent. But he KNOWS they’ll end his presidency.
He ALSO knows that his bullshit investigation will LOCK UP the files BEFORE they get released.
Don’t get your hopes up.
If Trump said to release the files, he said it for a Trump-first reason.
He wants to LOOK innocent. But he KNOWS they’ll end his presidency.
He ALSO knows that his bullshit investigation will LOCK UP the files BEFORE they get released.
Don’t get your hopes up.
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Are we all FALLING for the CON AGAIN?
If Trump said to release the files, he said it for a Trump-first reason.
He wants to LOOK innocent. But he KNOWS they’ll end his presidency.
He ALSO knows that his bullshit investigation will LOCK UP the files BEFORE they get released.
Don’t get your hopes up.
If Trump said to release the files, he said it for a Trump-first reason.
He wants to LOOK innocent. But he KNOWS they’ll end his presidency.
He ALSO knows that his bullshit investigation will LOCK UP the files BEFORE they get released.
Don’t get your hopes up.
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Trump now says Republicans can vote to release the Epstein files.
He never urged Republicans to support the discharge petition. He never demanded Mike Johnson swear in Adelita Grijalva. But now, after reports indicate 100+ GOPers are planning to support their release, he caves.
He never urged Republicans to support the discharge petition. He never demanded Mike Johnson swear in Adelita Grijalva. But now, after reports indicate 100+ GOPers are planning to support their release, he caves.
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Trump now says Republicans can vote to release the Epstein files.
He never urged Republicans to support the discharge petition. He never demanded Mike Johnson swear in Adelita Grijalva. But now, after reports indicate 100+ GOPers are planning to support their release, he caves.
He never urged Republicans to support the discharge petition. He never demanded Mike Johnson swear in Adelita Grijalva. But now, after reports indicate 100+ GOPers are planning to support their release, he caves.
And/Or did he just get word that there were a few extras going to flip and vote to release them as well?
So have they successfully scrubbed Trumps name from the files they have access to or is he about to listen to the courts again?
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
And/Or did he just get word that there were a few extras going to flip and vote to release them as well?
So have they successfully scrubbed Trumps name from the files they have access to or is he about to listen to the courts again?
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
So have they successfully scrubbed Trumps name from the files they have access to or is he about to listen to the courts again?
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Marjorie Taylor Greene was hired, trained, and paid by tech oligarchs & others from the very beginning to be a political troublemaker. With Trump’s downfall looming, Greene is now being strategically groomed to be JD Vance’s vice president.
Mark my words.
Mark my words.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene was hired, trained, and paid by tech oligarchs & others from the very beginning to be a political troublemaker. With Trump’s downfall looming, Greene is now being strategically groomed to be JD Vance’s vice president.
Mark my words.
Mark my words.
So what do they have on Pam Bondi?
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
So what do they have on Pam Bondi?
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We did this in Australia with a shitpost about the prime minister drunkenly shitting himself in a suburban McDonald’s that we all collectively decided to treat as gospel
“Donald Trump blew Bill Clinton” is the new “JD Vance fucks his couch” in that, who cares if it’s true; let’s have fun with it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
We did this in Australia with a shitpost about the prime minister drunkenly shitting himself in a suburban McDonald’s that we all collectively decided to treat as gospel
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This is what happens when you get your operation names from the last three gay porn movies you downloaded.
November 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This is what happens when you get your operation names from the last three gay porn movies you downloaded.
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genuinely can't tell which part might be funnier, MTG slowly putting together the dots on this, now, at the end of all things, or the possibility that she thinks that nobody else has already
Marjorie Taylor Greene on Trump: “It’s astonishing really how hard he’s fighting to stop the Epstein files from coming out that he actually goes to this level.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
genuinely can't tell which part might be funnier, MTG slowly putting together the dots on this, now, at the end of all things, or the possibility that she thinks that nobody else has already
Wait up, Milwaukee have their players running around with jerseys that say “CREAM CITY”
GTFO how did I miss that?
Wait, how did THEY miss that
GTFO how did I miss that?
Wait, how did THEY miss that
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Wait up, Milwaukee have their players running around with jerseys that say “CREAM CITY”
GTFO how did I miss that?
Wait, how did THEY miss that
GTFO how did I miss that?
Wait, how did THEY miss that
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The president is so straight, guys
Didn’t think much of the rumors until they started doing damage control
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The president is so straight, guys
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Sociologically speaking, I find it fascinating how much shit the American people will accept and still believe posting on socials will change anything
I yearn to turn on the news to see a million people surround the White House and demand the child rapist’s removal
Big noise, small action society
I yearn to turn on the news to see a million people surround the White House and demand the child rapist’s removal
Big noise, small action society
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Sociologically speaking, I find it fascinating how much shit the American people will accept and still believe posting on socials will change anything
I yearn to turn on the news to see a million people surround the White House and demand the child rapist’s removal
Big noise, small action society
I yearn to turn on the news to see a million people surround the White House and demand the child rapist’s removal
Big noise, small action society
Plenty of Republicans are going to keep their eye out on how MGTs popularity in her base fluctuates now that there’s a separation from Trump and use it as a guide for their own morals and future decision making
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Plenty of Republicans are going to keep their eye out on how MGTs popularity in her base fluctuates now that there’s a separation from Trump and use it as a guide for their own morals and future decision making
This is from July.
But now they need to open the investigation again? But not for Trump?
Cause it’s a hoax? But the King got rid of his brother as Prince.
But now they need to open the investigation again? But not for Trump?
Cause it’s a hoax? But the King got rid of his brother as Prince.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This is from July.
But now they need to open the investigation again? But not for Trump?
Cause it’s a hoax? But the King got rid of his brother as Prince.
But now they need to open the investigation again? But not for Trump?
Cause it’s a hoax? But the King got rid of his brother as Prince.