Mephisto
@oiyou.bsky.social
Basketball & Miami Heat fan.
Music lover. General nonsense
Music lover. General nonsense
Pretty much what I’ve been thinking for months tbh.
He’s not scared of being ousted as a peadofile, but gay? That terrifies him. And his base.
He’s not scared of being ousted as a peadofile, but gay? That terrifies him. And his base.
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Pretty much what I’ve been thinking for months tbh.
He’s not scared of being ousted as a peadofile, but gay? That terrifies him. And his base.
He’s not scared of being ousted as a peadofile, but gay? That terrifies him. And his base.
This is the best I can do.
May not be true but it’s funny enough to make mythology
May not be true but it’s funny enough to make mythology
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This is the best I can do.
May not be true but it’s funny enough to make mythology
May not be true but it’s funny enough to make mythology
This is from July.
But now they need to open the investigation again? But not for Trump?
Cause it’s a hoax? But the King got rid of his brother as Prince.
But now they need to open the investigation again? But not for Trump?
Cause it’s a hoax? But the King got rid of his brother as Prince.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This is from July.
But now they need to open the investigation again? But not for Trump?
Cause it’s a hoax? But the King got rid of his brother as Prince.
But now they need to open the investigation again? But not for Trump?
Cause it’s a hoax? But the King got rid of his brother as Prince.
I don’t care that it probably isn’t real this is hilarious
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I don’t care that it probably isn’t real this is hilarious
Y’all. When I say I’m laughing my arse off right now because it happened again lmfaoooooo
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Y’all. When I say I’m laughing my arse off right now because it happened again lmfaoooooo
Well fuck. Didn’t think it was still possible to find the end of the internet. But here we are.
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Well fuck. Didn’t think it was still possible to find the end of the internet. But here we are.
They’ve started to bring their families to me for lunch now
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
They’ve started to bring their families to me for lunch now
The Heat are going to be shit again, but there’s still Ric Flair levels of Woooooooooooooo because NBA basketballs back baby!
October 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The Heat are going to be shit again, but there’s still Ric Flair levels of Woooooooooooooo because NBA basketballs back baby!
We live in such a weird timeline that not only is it not definite that this may not be a teal quote but it probably is real
October 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
We live in such a weird timeline that not only is it not definite that this may not be a teal quote but it probably is real
Such a wannabe mob boss
October 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Such a wannabe mob boss
I’ve spent the last year sharing lunch with 3 resident magpies and I’m gonna be so pissed off if they start swooping me.
Here’s a pic from yesterday.
Here’s a pic from yesterday.
September 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’ve spent the last year sharing lunch with 3 resident magpies and I’m gonna be so pissed off if they start swooping me.
Here’s a pic from yesterday.
Here’s a pic from yesterday.
Wife just asked for extra peri peri sauce cause she was sick of barely getting any. This might make up for it.
August 1, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Wife just asked for extra peri peri sauce cause she was sick of barely getting any. This might make up for it.
Japan is really an amazing place. Will miss it incredibly
July 31, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Japan is really an amazing place. Will miss it incredibly
In May, just after we’d booked our flights to Japan my daughter sent me this after having a dream she thought was real. Damn prophet that one
July 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
In May, just after we’d booked our flights to Japan my daughter sent me this after having a dream she thought was real. Damn prophet that one
What a cool time to be in Japan
July 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
What a cool time to be in Japan
This area of Japan is so beautiful
July 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This area of Japan is so beautiful
Umm guys, Japan has robot basketball and I’m hooked
July 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Umm guys, Japan has robot basketball and I’m hooked
Tokyo is amazing. Absolutely love it here.
July 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Tokyo is amazing. Absolutely love it here.
Anyway, baby was awesome, no turbulence and we made it.
July 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Anyway, baby was awesome, no turbulence and we made it.