brendan
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brendan
@ohioafterdark.bsky.social
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January 26, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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SAURON: build me an army worthy of mordor
SARUMAN: so a buncha big beefcakes
SAURON: well no that’s not wh
SARUMAN: drop everything, boys! we’re buildin beefcakes!
SAURON:
SARUMAN: massive damp guys comin right up! beefy dudes!
January 25, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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Alex Pretti, the man killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis, appears to have been a registered nurse, an athlete, a son and a brother, with ties to Colorado and Wisconsin.

Here is a photo he used for several accounts.
January 24, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Ashley st Clair proves that all it takes is a Nazi giving birth to Elon musks child and being denied the promised support for that child and being threatened with legal action taking that child away and then having deepfake nudes posted of you to break the spell of being a conservative YouTuber.
January 23, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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we should have helicopters that fly around and shoot vaccine darts at unvaccinated kids like they do for wildlife
January 23, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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Our community deserves someone willing to stand up and deliver impactful leadership. And yet Rep. Gluesenkamp Perez, along with 6 other Democrats in the House, just voted through a funding bill that will give ICE billions of dollars with minimal guardrails.

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January 22, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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People are waving around 50/50 polling on abolishing slavery and in the same poll Breckinridge is like 30 points under water on the penny farthing aluminum crisis so its not at all crazy for politicians to think theres a bigger advantage in talking about the latter!
People are waving around 50/50 polling on abolish ICE and in the same poll Trump’s is like 30 points under water on affordability. It’s not at all crazy for professional politicians to think there’s a bigger advantage in talking about the latter!
January 22, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Tired: These big strong men, real big guys, come up to me and they're crying, they're crying and they're saying "Sir, I love you sir, can I have a hug, Sir" and I hug them and, and they're big and they're crying

Wired on CIA space cocaine apparently, regarding Greenland: Iceland calls me "Daddy"
January 21, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"

Scott Adams: ok *dies*
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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We are far past the stage of permissiveness with white-supremacist violence inside DHS. We are witnessing ICE transition into a death squad.

This cannot be reformed. The only question is who will fight to abolish it, and who will accommodate it instead.
Either ICE Is Abolished or It Will Kill Many More Renee Goods
Minnesota is just the beginning of ICE's transformation into a right-wing death squad. But it can be the end
www.forever-wars.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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I’m holding a protest against the Iranian regime so those fat cats in Washington who are constantly saying how much they love Iran and think Iran can do no wrong will take a second look…it’s not all good like they assume…
I mean this seriously.

Has everyone lost their fucking minds? What the fuck is he talking about?
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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Literally any Democrat who could conceivably be president in 2028: These men and women served their country, it's only right that we honor the promise we made them.
Can't wait to collect my $50k 5 years from now. Mr. Trump said he was good for it.
I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
January 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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People aren't leaving; looks like more have arrived since we have. Someone just shouted "suck my dick" and the crowd joined in with a spontaneous "suck his dick!" chant.
January 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM