Oh For Sure Man
@ohforsureman.bsky.social
Houston via @YaleLawSch and @UTAustin. Lawyer. Airplanes, food, baseball, and football.
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white dudes in Callaway hats doing this are a five alarm fire for the GOP
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
white dudes in Callaway hats doing this are a five alarm fire for the GOP
YIMBYEICC
(Yes in my backyard except ICE concentration camps)
(Yes in my backyard except ICE concentration camps)
for better or worse, this will probably be the most successful and compelling argument by communities against ICE concentration camps being built:
(from this piece: archive.is/eGsQf)
(from this piece: archive.is/eGsQf)
February 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
YIMBYEICC
(Yes in my backyard except ICE concentration camps)
(Yes in my backyard except ICE concentration camps)
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Hegseth's unconstitutional retaliation against Sen. Kelly was so brazen that an exasperated federal judge used more than a dozen exclamation points!
Highlights from the ruling: "Horsefeathers!" and "Please!"
"That is a troubling development in a free country!" buff.ly/YY60KWM
Highlights from the ruling: "Horsefeathers!" and "Please!"
"That is a troubling development in a free country!" buff.ly/YY60KWM
February 12, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Hegseth's unconstitutional retaliation against Sen. Kelly was so brazen that an exasperated federal judge used more than a dozen exclamation points!
Highlights from the ruling: "Horsefeathers!" and "Please!"
"That is a troubling development in a free country!" buff.ly/YY60KWM
Highlights from the ruling: "Horsefeathers!" and "Please!"
"That is a troubling development in a free country!" buff.ly/YY60KWM
My "Not involved in disappearing people" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Homan: "ICE is a legitimate federal law enforcement agency. We're not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process."
February 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
My "Not involved in disappearing people" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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first time in new york since zohran took office and other than having to recite the shahada on arrival at laguardia nothing much has changed
February 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
first time in new york since zohran took office and other than having to recite the shahada on arrival at laguardia nothing much has changed
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SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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The fact that her reaction is almost certainly opportunistic makes this more, not less, significant.
GOP Sen Lummis says she’s changed her mind after the new Epstein revelations today: “Initially my reaction to all this was, I don’t care. I don’t see what the big deal is. But now I see what the big deal is. The members of Congress who were pushing this were not wrong!”
February 10, 2026 at 1:59 AM
The fact that her reaction is almost certainly opportunistic makes this more, not less, significant.
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When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
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i'm not a huge bad bunny fan but i find him so cool because he represents the best of us. a really hot creative guy who speaks spanish, who isn't uncomfortable playing with gender, who doesn't hide any part of himself
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
i'm not a huge bad bunny fan but i find him so cool because he represents the best of us. a really hot creative guy who speaks spanish, who isn't uncomfortable playing with gender, who doesn't hide any part of himself
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Turns out hating and fearing black people and shitting yourself on the regular is not the Magic Key To Happiness people
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Turns out hating and fearing black people and shitting yourself on the regular is not the Magic Key To Happiness people
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They are currently hot Latinas on my television, I was told Mr. Trump would stop this
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
They are currently hot Latinas on my television, I was told Mr. Trump would stop this
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Would never have guessed that the incel right would not have been down with a half-time production where the chief selling point is "this guy fucks". Epic show
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Would never have guessed that the incel right would not have been down with a half-time production where the chief selling point is "this guy fucks". Epic show
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
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I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
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when your lead singer drops an f-bomb on national television
February 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
when your lead singer drops an f-bomb on national television
Am I the only one who thinks this will backfire? Noncitizens already aren’t voting. There’s no voter-fraud problem. And if there’s one lesson from Minneapolis it’s that people‘s appetite for showing up only increases when ICE becomes involved.
Breaking:
The White House press secretary just said she "can't guarantee" that ICE won't be around polling locations in November.
The White House press secretary just said she "can't guarantee" that ICE won't be around polling locations in November.
February 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Am I the only one who thinks this will backfire? Noncitizens already aren’t voting. There’s no voter-fraud problem. And if there’s one lesson from Minneapolis it’s that people‘s appetite for showing up only increases when ICE becomes involved.
Reminder: If you are as attorney are unable, because of your client’s actions, to represent that client and remain faithful to your ethical obligations, you must resign from the representation.
NEW: The top Trump-appointed proseutor in MN says his office is dropping "pressing priorities" to manage crushing immigration workload.
His short-staffed office is doing constant overtime and bouncing between contempt hearings.
The bleak assessment:
www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
His short-staffed office is doing constant overtime and bouncing between contempt hearings.
The bleak assessment:
www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Reminder: If you are as attorney are unable, because of your client’s actions, to represent that client and remain faithful to your ethical obligations, you must resign from the representation.
Lmao Trump hates these people and their response is to get right on their knees for him (to pray, obviously)
Trump mocks the idea of praying during a meal at the National Prayer Breakfast:
“Mike Johnson is a very religious person... He’ll say to me sometimes at lunch, ‘Sir, may we pray?’ I say, ‘Excuse me?’ You know, we’re having lunch.”
“Mike Johnson is a very religious person... He’ll say to me sometimes at lunch, ‘Sir, may we pray?’ I say, ‘Excuse me?’ You know, we’re having lunch.”
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Lmao Trump hates these people and their response is to get right on their knees for him (to pray, obviously)
Everything these motherfuckers say makes me more certain that Christian hell is real and they’re going there
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 4, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Everything these motherfuckers say makes me more certain that Christian hell is real and they’re going there
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It's Elmo's birthday
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
It's Elmo's birthday
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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(a bar, somewhere)
PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL, on third whiskey: they still don't understand the concept of a probabilistic forecast, I mean—
THE NEEDLE, six beers deep: I hear you, man
PHIL (startled): a talking needle!!
PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL, on third whiskey: they still don't understand the concept of a probabilistic forecast, I mean—
THE NEEDLE, six beers deep: I hear you, man
PHIL (startled): a talking needle!!
February 2, 2026 at 2:54 PM
(a bar, somewhere)
PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL, on third whiskey: they still don't understand the concept of a probabilistic forecast, I mean—
THE NEEDLE, six beers deep: I hear you, man
PHIL (startled): a talking needle!!
PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL, on third whiskey: they still don't understand the concept of a probabilistic forecast, I mean—
THE NEEDLE, six beers deep: I hear you, man
PHIL (startled): a talking needle!!