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The only dollar you can rely on
April 9, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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She is ever so serious
March 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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riot points $17,000
car payment $150
rent $600
eggs $5,500
phone bill $80
steam $8,342
someone who is good at economy pls help me budget. i am not sure what i doing wrong
February 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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the coolest 14 year old in whatever Discord server Elon trolls is probably one of the most influential people in the world right now
February 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
February 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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hello cis friends
this is what people mean by trans genocide

if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported

this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order

it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
February 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Bummed. The popular young nephew I've been preparing to rule after me has died under mysterious circumstances. Gonna cry on the shoulder of his charmless but ambitious brother, who was first to offer condolences to me
February 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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So, Stonechats are great to watch. They find the highest perch and fly to and from it, catching insects. Perfect birds to photograph, unlike those flitty ones who never stay still!
Have a good week all. #birds
February 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
OKAY. thats it folks. All fire is ILLEGAL by my decree
January 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Kind of says it all I guess. Put it on the USB drive and shoot it into space.
The wind gusts are devastating. Truly a hurricane of fire.

Video: @stuartpalley.bsky.social
January 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
never been so scared at the idea of a fire but BIG
January 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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showing a Victorian child kendama tricks but I keep fucking it up and now they're crying
February 19, 2024 at 10:54 PM
I think someone should invent the internet 2.0
January 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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smoke gets in your eyes. wax gets in your ears. chopsticks get in your nose. things happen in a restaurant, is all im saying
December 20, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.
December 20, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:
December 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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I don't know if it's helpful to refer to Elon as "the richest CEO ever to live," but it does put things like "the richest CEO ever to live singlehandedly killed funding for pediatric cancer research" into perspective.
December 20, 2024 at 11:20 AM
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Immunofluorescence for sensory neurons (soma and axons; green), nociceptors (red), and nuclei (blue) in the human dorsal root ganglion!
Image credit: Adriana Nwasinachi Ezeji
#Painneuroscience #Painresearch #Neuroscience #Scicomm
December 19, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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The Boys Are Back in Town is much sadder when you realize it’s written from the perspective of the loser of the friend group celebrating everyone else coming back from a group vacation.
December 19, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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dave: i’m going to open an arcade

dave’s mom: you have to include buster
December 19, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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Had some groceries delivered. Reminded myself to grab them right away because there are bagels in there, and sometimes squirrels eat the bagels if I'm not quick. Went out there, one paper bag was labeled BREAD. Very quickly felt my brain go, "Well, jeez, don't write it on the bag."
December 18, 2024 at 3:17 PM