@nooneofimport.bsky.social
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i think it would be funny if your GP acted like a shady guy introducing you to his mafia friends when he refers you to a specialist. he'd be like got a problem with the ear nose and throat i see. could be i know a guy could help you out with that
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i think it would be funny if your GP acted like a shady guy introducing you to his mafia friends when he refers you to a specialist. he'd be like got a problem with the ear nose and throat i see. could be i know a guy could help you out with that
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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Mr. Mamdani when will you wear wigs
October 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Mr. Mamdani when will you wear wigs
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(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
October 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
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DO NOT FORGET THAT BANDIDO IS IN FACT QUITE STRONG
#AEWDynamite's Sixth Anniversary is LIVE on TBS and HBO Max
#AEWDynamite's Sixth Anniversary is LIVE on TBS and HBO Max
October 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
DO NOT FORGET THAT BANDIDO IS IN FACT QUITE STRONG
#AEWDynamite's Sixth Anniversary is LIVE on TBS and HBO Max
#AEWDynamite's Sixth Anniversary is LIVE on TBS and HBO Max
official white house social media posting videos of people getting arrested and deported to the pokemon theme song has me like
![Final panel of itstimeforcomics Its Time For Tantrum Hole comic; a flaming skull wearing a pink party hat shoves itself into a skull-shaped hole in the wall labeled "Tantrum Hole"; captioned "[muffled screaming]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vpjfc46qbic4qj6dclb3n5hg/bafkreihv4j6gyfg6r63eteo43bp2rigdzibxegh3j3qv7l5m3mc22pyyym@jpeg)
September 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
official white house social media posting videos of people getting arrested and deported to the pokemon theme song has me like
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i have caged in the flowers after this springs rabbit plague and heres the only beebalm with any will to live: puny and pathetic with a shit-ass bloom. thankfully for next season i have killed and eaten all the nearby rabbits, weird face tentacles and all
August 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
i have caged in the flowers after this springs rabbit plague and heres the only beebalm with any will to live: puny and pathetic with a shit-ass bloom. thankfully for next season i have killed and eaten all the nearby rabbits, weird face tentacles and all
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fondue? oh you mean fancy dunkaroos
July 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
fondue? oh you mean fancy dunkaroos
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Now there's a tattoo
July 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Now there's a tattoo
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Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
July 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
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“bluesky is too homogeneous” so you want more diversity? equity?? inclusion perhaps?
June 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
“bluesky is too homogeneous” so you want more diversity? equity?? inclusion perhaps?
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asking a politician “do you know this basic fact about the thing we are talking about” should not be a mind blowing, earth shattering thing that goes viral it should actually just be the regular way politicians are interviewed
June 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
asking a politician “do you know this basic fact about the thing we are talking about” should not be a mind blowing, earth shattering thing that goes viral it should actually just be the regular way politicians are interviewed
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AQUAMAN (2018, dir. James Wan) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky #Comicsky #Breadtube @hbomberguy.bsky.social 📽️🧜♂️🧜🐙
June 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
AQUAMAN (2018, dir. James Wan) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky #Comicsky #Breadtube @hbomberguy.bsky.social 📽️🧜♂️🧜🐙
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Don’t ever forget every single human deserves human rights and there’s no other qualifications you need to bring up on that matter
June 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Don’t ever forget every single human deserves human rights and there’s no other qualifications you need to bring up on that matter
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My favorite part of the white smoke coming out of the chimney is when the conclave turned to the camera and said “It’s Poping time” and then they started poping all over the place
May 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My favorite part of the white smoke coming out of the chimney is when the conclave turned to the camera and said “It’s Poping time” and then they started poping all over the place
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it
May 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it
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vitamin scientist: yeah we ran out of letters so the last few vitamins I found we just made them B again. with numbers after. what do you mean "more letters"? I used up the whole alphabet. yeah A, B, C, D, E, K. look buddy i'm a scientist i'm pretty sure i know the alphabet
May 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
vitamin scientist: yeah we ran out of letters so the last few vitamins I found we just made them B again. with numbers after. what do you mean "more letters"? I used up the whole alphabet. yeah A, B, C, D, E, K. look buddy i'm a scientist i'm pretty sure i know the alphabet
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Trans rights are human rights.
May 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Trans rights are human rights.
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Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
May 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling over the exact definition of a concentration camp was a sign of a healthy society. “Studies of the past tell us that nitpicking the particular semantics […]
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April 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
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"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both."
—Louis Brandeis
—Louis Brandeis
April 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both."
—Louis Brandeis
—Louis Brandeis
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im gonna put so many plants into the ground
March 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
im gonna put so many plants into the ground
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i have zero interest in most modern low budget shlock because it’s doing this self conscious “haha so bad it’s good just like the 80s!” thing. but you can’t produce that intellectually. you need to be trying to make a normal movie and have it come out wrong because you’re a crazy person
March 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i have zero interest in most modern low budget shlock because it’s doing this self conscious “haha so bad it’s good just like the 80s!” thing. but you can’t produce that intellectually. you need to be trying to make a normal movie and have it come out wrong because you’re a crazy person