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pastor of muppets
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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We are not the first people, or the first country, to suffer under a tyrannical government that does not respect our lives, or our rights.

There is a method for how to effectively resist, and eventually topple, such a regime. We can learn from others who came before us.

This is my favorite guide.
CANVAS Core Curriculum: A Guide to Effective Nonviolent Struggle | ICNC
You may also be interested in: A Guide to Nonviolent Activism (Ekta Parishad)Ekta Parishad is a mass-based peoples’ movement for land rights with an active membership of 250,000 landless poor and is r...
www.nonviolent-conflict.org
January 24, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO

this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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"This story doesn't need a sandworm"

This is almost always wrong. Arguably, EVERY story benefits from adding a huge subterranean worm with quasi-mystical or semi-supernatural powers, or equivalent (similar to Moby Dick).

Obviously the bigger the worm, the more literary quality it adds.
what is your least favorite piece of writing advice and why? 👀
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I rolled credits on 35 games this year, 5 of them replayed for a different ending

favs: roottrees are dead, i was a teenage exocolonist, dispatch, golden idol dlc’s, pillars of eternity + expansions, death stranding (1), hades 2, lorelei and the laser eyes, blue prince, seance at blake manor
December 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Y'all they really just fucking highlighted the text black in word on the redacted Epstein files. At least for the digital text files anyway. You can just fucking copy and paste it elsewhere to read it LMAO. I just tried it because I was like there's no fucking way and shit worked flawless.
December 23, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
jeezy creezy. imagine dropping a stack for ram
December 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My Brother My Brother and Me, Get Played and Triple Click all mentioned Ultima this week.

The greatest CRPG series of all time is back in the zeitgeist! Can’t wait for Lord British’s surprise reveal at the TGA’s! Can @jasonschreier.bsky.social please confirm??
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
bad call tbh
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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FANTASY/ULTIMA4.GIF
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Broke: Honkin’ on Bobo
Woke: Blowin’ Bubba
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Tfw you’ve obtained the “Ham”
May 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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learning
November 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Crisis calls from LGBTQ+ youth in Oklahoma have dropped sharply since Ryan Walters announced his resignation as state superintendent. The Rainbow Youth Project reported a 36% decline in calls
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Now to get all the other "boys" to follow suit

Just a heads up to protect your account as well as your followers. White House accounts have migrated here in the last few hours. I have blocked every one of their accounts. NOT a coincidence since tomorrow is #NoKings day

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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If Zac be Brown, Chicken Fried in your town. If your Zach be Bryan, ex of Briana Chickenfryin. If your Luke be Combs, Twisters tornado destroy your homes. If your Luke be Bryan, he's the other guy-an.
October 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM