pastor of muppets
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I rolled credits on 35 games this year, 5 of them replayed for a different ending
favs: roottrees are dead, i was a teenage exocolonist, dispatch, golden idol dlc’s, pillars of eternity + expansions, death stranding (1), hades 2, lorelei and the laser eyes, blue prince, seance at blake manor
favs: roottrees are dead, i was a teenage exocolonist, dispatch, golden idol dlc’s, pillars of eternity + expansions, death stranding (1), hades 2, lorelei and the laser eyes, blue prince, seance at blake manor
December 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I rolled credits on 35 games this year, 5 of them replayed for a different ending
favs: roottrees are dead, i was a teenage exocolonist, dispatch, golden idol dlc’s, pillars of eternity + expansions, death stranding (1), hades 2, lorelei and the laser eyes, blue prince, seance at blake manor
favs: roottrees are dead, i was a teenage exocolonist, dispatch, golden idol dlc’s, pillars of eternity + expansions, death stranding (1), hades 2, lorelei and the laser eyes, blue prince, seance at blake manor
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Y'all they really just fucking highlighted the text black in word on the redacted Epstein files. At least for the digital text files anyway. You can just fucking copy and paste it elsewhere to read it LMAO. I just tried it because I was like there's no fucking way and shit worked flawless.
December 23, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Y'all they really just fucking highlighted the text black in word on the redacted Epstein files. At least for the digital text files anyway. You can just fucking copy and paste it elsewhere to read it LMAO. I just tried it because I was like there's no fucking way and shit worked flawless.
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I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
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jeezy creezy. imagine dropping a stack for ram
December 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
jeezy creezy. imagine dropping a stack for ram
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
My Brother My Brother and Me, Get Played and Triple Click all mentioned Ultima this week.
The greatest CRPG series of all time is back in the zeitgeist! Can’t wait for Lord British’s surprise reveal at the TGA’s! Can @jasonschreier.bsky.social please confirm??
The greatest CRPG series of all time is back in the zeitgeist! Can’t wait for Lord British’s surprise reveal at the TGA’s! Can @jasonschreier.bsky.social please confirm??
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My Brother My Brother and Me, Get Played and Triple Click all mentioned Ultima this week.
The greatest CRPG series of all time is back in the zeitgeist! Can’t wait for Lord British’s surprise reveal at the TGA’s! Can @jasonschreier.bsky.social please confirm??
The greatest CRPG series of all time is back in the zeitgeist! Can’t wait for Lord British’s surprise reveal at the TGA’s! Can @jasonschreier.bsky.social please confirm??
bad call tbh
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
bad call tbh
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FANTASY/ULTIMA4.GIF
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
FANTASY/ULTIMA4.GIF
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Broke: Honkin’ on Bobo
Woke: Blowin’ Bubba
Woke: Blowin’ Bubba
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Broke: Honkin’ on Bobo
Woke: Blowin’ Bubba
Woke: Blowin’ Bubba
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Tfw you’ve obtained the “Ham”
May 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Tfw you’ve obtained the “Ham”
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
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Crisis calls from LGBTQ+ youth in Oklahoma have dropped sharply since Ryan Walters announced his resignation as state superintendent. The Rainbow Youth Project reported a 36% decline in calls
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Crisis calls from LGBTQ+ youth in Oklahoma have dropped sharply since Ryan Walters announced his resignation as state superintendent. The Rainbow Youth Project reported a 36% decline in calls
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
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Now to get all the other "boys" to follow suit
Just a heads up to protect your account as well as your followers. White House accounts have migrated here in the last few hours. I have blocked every one of their accounts. NOT a coincidence since tomorrow is #NoKings day
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Just a heads up to protect your account as well as your followers. White House accounts have migrated here in the last few hours. I have blocked every one of their accounts. NOT a coincidence since tomorrow is #NoKings day
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Now to get all the other "boys" to follow suit
Just a heads up to protect your account as well as your followers. White House accounts have migrated here in the last few hours. I have blocked every one of their accounts. NOT a coincidence since tomorrow is #NoKings day
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Just a heads up to protect your account as well as your followers. White House accounts have migrated here in the last few hours. I have blocked every one of their accounts. NOT a coincidence since tomorrow is #NoKings day
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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If Zac be Brown, Chicken Fried in your town. If your Zach be Bryan, ex of Briana Chickenfryin. If your Luke be Combs, Twisters tornado destroy your homes. If your Luke be Bryan, he's the other guy-an.
October 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If Zac be Brown, Chicken Fried in your town. If your Zach be Bryan, ex of Briana Chickenfryin. If your Luke be Combs, Twisters tornado destroy your homes. If your Luke be Bryan, he's the other guy-an.
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🚨SOURCES: Walters out as State Supt. FOX 25 learned Ryan Walters is expected to resign Friday to take another job. Gov Stitt is rumored to be eyeing former Rep. Mark McBride for the job. McBride tells me he hasn’t discussed it with the gov but would ‘probably’ accept the job… #oklahoma #oklaed
September 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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great blog defector.com/how-the-fuck...
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September 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
great blog defector.com/how-the-fuck...
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BRUNSWICK WORLD: TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS
TIERTEX DESIGN STUDIOS 1997
SNEA
TIERTEX DESIGN STUDIOS 1997
SNEA
September 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
BRUNSWICK WORLD: TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS
TIERTEX DESIGN STUDIOS 1997
SNEA
TIERTEX DESIGN STUDIOS 1997
SNEA
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My prediction is that in that scenario, he blames the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which puts out employment data. Calls them corrupt, run by Democrats, out to get him. Fires people there, insists their numbers cannot be trusted, White House puts out its own fictitious data to make Trump look good
April 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
My prediction is that in that scenario, he blames the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which puts out employment data. Calls them corrupt, run by Democrats, out to get him. Fires people there, insists their numbers cannot be trusted, White House puts out its own fictitious data to make Trump look good
CGJ
July 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
CGJ
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hiring metal gear eric to be my "attack dog" and go on news programs and call everyone pedophiles whenever photos of my dick leak online
July 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
hiring metal gear eric to be my "attack dog" and go on news programs and call everyone pedophiles whenever photos of my dick leak online
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your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
July 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks