Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense
@ninjasexology.bsky.social
Park ranger of the dildo forest. Lover of colors, glitter & tentacles. Bi, polyam, I have shenanned and I will shenan again. #QuirkyFemme - She/her - 18+/NSFW
PSA for business traveling friends: Grubhub/Doordash/Uber Eats can be used to get a vibrator delivered to your hotel.
Look for a CVS, Walgreen's or other regular store that carries a few vibes and get your buzz on.
Look for a CVS, Walgreen's or other regular store that carries a few vibes and get your buzz on.
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
PSA for business traveling friends: Grubhub/Doordash/Uber Eats can be used to get a vibrator delivered to your hotel.
Look for a CVS, Walgreen's or other regular store that carries a few vibes and get your buzz on.
Look for a CVS, Walgreen's or other regular store that carries a few vibes and get your buzz on.
The Curler: That wasn't very ladylike.
Me: Things That Aren't Going to Change for a thousand, Alex...
(Note: the ladylike thing is a running joke, he's not an asshole. 😂)
Me: Things That Aren't Going to Change for a thousand, Alex...
(Note: the ladylike thing is a running joke, he's not an asshole. 😂)
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The Curler: That wasn't very ladylike.
Me: Things That Aren't Going to Change for a thousand, Alex...
(Note: the ladylike thing is a running joke, he's not an asshole. 😂)
Me: Things That Aren't Going to Change for a thousand, Alex...
(Note: the ladylike thing is a running joke, he's not an asshole. 😂)
My traditional San Diego airport breakfast is Panda Express orange chicken, but this flight is too early for that.
I opted for Jack in the Box Extreme Sausage because of course I did.
I opted for Jack in the Box Extreme Sausage because of course I did.
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My traditional San Diego airport breakfast is Panda Express orange chicken, but this flight is too early for that.
I opted for Jack in the Box Extreme Sausage because of course I did.
I opted for Jack in the Box Extreme Sausage because of course I did.
"So Dad finally came over to hang my shelves. He put one hole in the wall and decided he needed a different drill bit. Left all his tools behind and hasn't been back. Now I not only don't have shelves, there's a hole in the wall and I'm tripping over his shit." - 18a
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"So Dad finally came over to hang my shelves. He put one hole in the wall and decided he needed a different drill bit. Left all his tools behind and hasn't been back. Now I not only don't have shelves, there's a hole in the wall and I'm tripping over his shit." - 18a
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so the new york times could very well have destroyed donald trump's presidential run due to epstein back in 2015 but chose not too.
awesome. 🙄
awesome. 🙄
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
so the new york times could very well have destroyed donald trump's presidential run due to epstein back in 2015 but chose not too.
awesome. 🙄
awesome. 🙄
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
Oh look, the completely predictable outcome happened...
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Oh look, the completely predictable outcome happened...
Well, my plans are sorted for 11/22! Friends, if any of you are gonna be in DC too, let me know!
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www.removetheregime.com
Remove the Regime | November 22, Washington, DC
Join the movement to demand impeachment and remove the current administration in Washington, D.C., November 22, 2025. Be part of historic change now.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Well, my plans are sorted for 11/22! Friends, if any of you are gonna be in DC too, let me know!
www.removetheregime.com
www.removetheregime.com
Update: Things are not improving. And I'm sick.
I WOULD LIKE ONE FUCKING DAY OF WORK WITHOUT A FUCKING CRISIS PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK???
*takes deep, cleansing breaths*
So, how was your day? I'm just livin' the dream over here!
*takes deep, cleansing breaths*
So, how was your day? I'm just livin' the dream over here!
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Update: Things are not improving. And I'm sick.
I WOULD LIKE ONE FUCKING DAY OF WORK WITHOUT A FUCKING CRISIS PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK???
*takes deep, cleansing breaths*
So, how was your day? I'm just livin' the dream over here!
*takes deep, cleansing breaths*
So, how was your day? I'm just livin' the dream over here!
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I WOULD LIKE ONE FUCKING DAY OF WORK WITHOUT A FUCKING CRISIS PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK???
*takes deep, cleansing breaths*
So, how was your day? I'm just livin' the dream over here!
*takes deep, cleansing breaths*
So, how was your day? I'm just livin' the dream over here!
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saw this and my brain immediately went, “I mean, only if your dom is a hypnokinkster who wants you blank-brained”
October 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
saw this and my brain immediately went, “I mean, only if your dom is a hypnokinkster who wants you blank-brained”
Midwest Slut Tour, Day 3. Hit the No Kings protest, now settling in the hotel room where we'll meet up with a friend before the BDSM club tonight.
October 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Midwest Slut Tour, Day 3. Hit the No Kings protest, now settling in the hotel room where we'll meet up with a friend before the BDSM club tonight.
Currently on my Midwest Slut Tour, day 2. First day involved some sneaky fuckery in public, an office blow job and a threesome with a partner and his sub.
Slept in this morning, for obvious reasons. 😂 Tonight, we travel to City #2 to a swinger/sex club.
Slept in this morning, for obvious reasons. 😂 Tonight, we travel to City #2 to a swinger/sex club.
October 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Currently on my Midwest Slut Tour, day 2. First day involved some sneaky fuckery in public, an office blow job and a threesome with a partner and his sub.
Slept in this morning, for obvious reasons. 😂 Tonight, we travel to City #2 to a swinger/sex club.
Slept in this morning, for obvious reasons. 😂 Tonight, we travel to City #2 to a swinger/sex club.
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When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
October 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
Somebody took a pic of me last night by the campfire, dressed as Chappell Roan and chugging prosecco straight from the bottle.
I am very sad that too many co-workers follow me on Facebook to make that my new profile pic.
I am very sad that too many co-workers follow me on Facebook to make that my new profile pic.
October 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Somebody took a pic of me last night by the campfire, dressed as Chappell Roan and chugging prosecco straight from the bottle.
I am very sad that too many co-workers follow me on Facebook to make that my new profile pic.
I am very sad that too many co-workers follow me on Facebook to make that my new profile pic.
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Joy is an act of resistance under fascism. Practising joy does not mean you’re refusing to acknowledge the horrors. Help and protect your communities, support mutual aid when able, and continue doing the things you love.
September 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Joy is an act of resistance under fascism. Practising joy does not mean you’re refusing to acknowledge the horrors. Help and protect your communities, support mutual aid when able, and continue doing the things you love.
So, I got my COVID shot yesterday and my body is apparently doing Weird Side Effects today.
Once, I had a golf ball sized lymph node in my armpit after a booster.
This time my entire left boob is swollen. 😳
Once, I had a golf ball sized lymph node in my armpit after a booster.
This time my entire left boob is swollen. 😳
September 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
So, I got my COVID shot yesterday and my body is apparently doing Weird Side Effects today.
Once, I had a golf ball sized lymph node in my armpit after a booster.
This time my entire left boob is swollen. 😳
Once, I had a golf ball sized lymph node in my armpit after a booster.
This time my entire left boob is swollen. 😳
Prepping for the final sexy camp of the year (next weekend) and having some deliciously dirty conversations about plans...
September 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Prepping for the final sexy camp of the year (next weekend) and having some deliciously dirty conversations about plans...
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If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.
September 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.
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🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel.
Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣
This is a must-watch. 🔥
Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣
This is a must-watch. 🔥
September 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel.
Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣
This is a must-watch. 🔥
Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣
This is a must-watch. 🔥
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Here's my hot take.
Tucker is out with the MAGAs and Trump & Co didn't come to his aid when he was shitcanned out of Fox.
This and other conservatives suddenly giving a shit about a road too far
are people who want to lead after Trump is gone, their brand of fascist fuckery.
Tucker is out with the MAGAs and Trump & Co didn't come to his aid when he was shitcanned out of Fox.
This and other conservatives suddenly giving a shit about a road too far
are people who want to lead after Trump is gone, their brand of fascist fuckery.
But not Dem leadership or corporate media apparently
September 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Here's my hot take.
Tucker is out with the MAGAs and Trump & Co didn't come to his aid when he was shitcanned out of Fox.
This and other conservatives suddenly giving a shit about a road too far
are people who want to lead after Trump is gone, their brand of fascist fuckery.
Tucker is out with the MAGAs and Trump & Co didn't come to his aid when he was shitcanned out of Fox.
This and other conservatives suddenly giving a shit about a road too far
are people who want to lead after Trump is gone, their brand of fascist fuckery.
Interesting that businesses are so quick to fire folks for not being sad that a bigot is dead, while firings for actual racist/sexist/abusive/pro-violence posts are relatively rare.
The free speech crowd really doesn't like it when folks speak freely about them.
The free speech crowd really doesn't like it when folks speak freely about them.
September 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Interesting that businesses are so quick to fire folks for not being sad that a bigot is dead, while firings for actual racist/sexist/abusive/pro-violence posts are relatively rare.
The free speech crowd really doesn't like it when folks speak freely about them.
The free speech crowd really doesn't like it when folks speak freely about them.
I just got asked for an ID getting a drink because I look under 40.
I am damn near a decade past that, feeling pretty good!
I am damn near a decade past that, feeling pretty good!
September 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I just got asked for an ID getting a drink because I look under 40.
I am damn near a decade past that, feeling pretty good!
I am damn near a decade past that, feeling pretty good!
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Transgender people are owed a retraction and apology from @wsj.com. The lie has already become canon to millions and it seems the least they could do.
September 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Transgender people are owed a retraction and apology from @wsj.com. The lie has already become canon to millions and it seems the least they could do.
Oh look, the alleged shooter is...the son of a conservative, pro-gun family who is a US citizen, cisgender and by all appearances supported Trump.
I'm sure every politician and pundit who blamed "the radical left" will be apologizing today...🙄
I'm sure every politician and pundit who blamed "the radical left" will be apologizing today...🙄
September 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Oh look, the alleged shooter is...the son of a conservative, pro-gun family who is a US citizen, cisgender and by all appearances supported Trump.
I'm sure every politician and pundit who blamed "the radical left" will be apologizing today...🙄
I'm sure every politician and pundit who blamed "the radical left" will be apologizing today...🙄