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ninjasexology.bsky.social
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense
@ninjasexology.bsky.social
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Park ranger of the dildo forest. Lover of colors, glitter & tentacles. Bi, polyam, I have shenanned and I will shenan again. #QuirkyFemme - She/her - 18+/NSFW
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My traditional San Diego airport breakfast is Panda Express orange chicken, but this flight is too early for that.

I opted for Jack in the Box Extreme Sausage because of course I did.
A wrapped breakfast sandwich with the words "EXTREME SAUSAGE" on the purple paper in white letters.
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Oh look, the completely predictable outcome happened...
A scene from the Peanuts comic strip. Lucy, representing the completely untrustworthy GOP, once again yoinks the football away from the foolish and hapless Charlie Brown (representing the 8 Democrats who cost Americans affordable health insurance).
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Apparently this post was a bit much for Mom to like on Facebook. I have no regrets for trying.

I suspect she actually does like it but is concerned about what others might think...
Vietnam era protest photo with a woman in sunglasses holding a sign that reads "BOMBING FOR PEACE IS LIKE FUCKING FOR VIRGINITY".
June 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Scene from my desk...
June 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I'm doing a Facebook social experiment in which I post memes with sentiments that clearly oppose everything Trump stands for (example below) and then see what percentage of the time the 3 Trumpy relatives I've kept as FB friends like them.

So far, it's about 95% of the time.
Red heart made of torn paper on a white paper background with text that reads "I hate when people say 'you don't owe anyone anything.' Actually, no, I think as a bare minimum we owe each other basic human kindness and respect."
April 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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80's roller rink carpet in the secret sex room...Y/N?
April 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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And she's so helpful with design suggestions!
March 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Exactly this. Bernie and progressives are building momentum...enough with trying to be Republican Lite.
Photo of a packed venue. Text reads "While Dems keep thinking they need to push further and further right, Bernie is out here filling stadiums. Take the fucking hint."
March 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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I am wearing a corset and damn my tits are all up in my face...
March 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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More of this energy, please. I love malicious compliance as a strategy.
Transcript of Wyoming legislature... "Thank you, Madam Chairman." "I prefer 'Mister' Chairman." "Well, you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech."
February 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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I might have gotten carried away at the vendor booths...but I absolutely needed the iridescent pink dragon scale harness/whip.

#PolyamPartyWeekend
Picture of assorted kink gear, including an alligator whip and an iridescent pink dragon tail harness. Also, a giant pink and purple crocheted penis.
February 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Forgot to post my cleavage Pic last night. Tagging @coopersbeckett.com because of reasons...
February 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Getting ready for the dance...

##PolyamPartyWeekend
February 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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A very classic Valentine's text exchange...
Screenshot of texts. 1st message: On a soft pink watercolor background, the words "Valentine's Day would be loads of fun if you dropped your load in me". The words are encircled in gold and adorned with a pink bow. Reply: A pink candy heart that reads "BUTT STUFF?"
February 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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That's the second piece she's done for me, after my "tentacle tramp stamp"
February 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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I love my tattoo artist soooo much...got this on my upper thigh today!
Tattoo of a potion bottle filled with pink liquid. The stopper is an amethyst crystal, and it is framed by sparkly clouds.
February 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Or how about Lot and his daughters in Genesis 19???
February 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Wait. The ENTIRE Bible? Like this verse demanding a dowry of 100 foreskins? That's gonna be awesome for a bunch of third graders...
February 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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TOKEN MAN DID NOT DISAPPOINT!!!
Screenshot of email suggesting hot pink track suits with purple feather boas and neon yellow Air Jordans.
February 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Here are a few tips. In case you know anybody in Congress...
February 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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January 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Reasons I have message preview turned OFF on my phone, example #2478693...
Text message screenshot that reads "Took a puck to my asshole, made me think of you" with a kissy face emoji
January 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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This is how I spent the Christmas money my mom gave me...a 2 foot tentacle dildo from the excellent @uberrimedildos.bsky.social.

I'll post pics when it arrives!
A giant green and blue tentacle absolutely dwarfs the soda can next to it as a size reference.
January 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
December 29, 2024 at 4:34 AM
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I have a somewhat less intelligent cousin of his living in my house.
A large orange and white cat chilling on his cat bed.
November 17, 2024 at 1:18 AM