Carty B/Matt
@nimtemdo.com
Aka Matt aka Cartridgeblowers. He/him. English teacher. Variety streamer. Speedfriend-adjacent.
www.ocarinaofcrime.com
www.ocarinaofcrime.com
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do you guys wanna see a dead body dot jpeg, but the body is an elite 20 post roast of Rob Schneider
Yeah, man, the only difference between your career and Mark Rufallo’s career is the political stuff.
December 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
do you guys wanna see a dead body dot jpeg, but the body is an elite 20 post roast of Rob Schneider
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Woke dolphin shit
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Woke dolphin shit
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Thanks to your generosity, Prevent Cancer Foundation was able to fund 13 community health organizations 💙
Let's see what we can do at #AGDQ2026
Let's see what we can do at #AGDQ2026
December 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Thanks to your generosity, Prevent Cancer Foundation was able to fund 13 community health organizations 💙
Let's see what we can do at #AGDQ2026
Let's see what we can do at #AGDQ2026
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if you don't have the moral clarity necessary to rawdog a basket of fries by yourself we aren't compatible
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
if you don't have the moral clarity necessary to rawdog a basket of fries by yourself we aren't compatible
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normal people, in the theater, watching “The Jerk”: lol “Pizza in a Cup.” so dumb. hilarious
me, at the same screening, surrounded by these people: lol so true. hahahaha. very much not going to my grave angry that Pizza in a Cup didn’t become a thing. not bitter, resentful, morose about it at all
me, at the same screening, surrounded by these people: lol so true. hahahaha. very much not going to my grave angry that Pizza in a Cup didn’t become a thing. not bitter, resentful, morose about it at all
December 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
normal people, in the theater, watching “The Jerk”: lol “Pizza in a Cup.” so dumb. hilarious
me, at the same screening, surrounded by these people: lol so true. hahahaha. very much not going to my grave angry that Pizza in a Cup didn’t become a thing. not bitter, resentful, morose about it at all
me, at the same screening, surrounded by these people: lol so true. hahahaha. very much not going to my grave angry that Pizza in a Cup didn’t become a thing. not bitter, resentful, morose about it at all
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beavers always tell you they "need to" bite trees cause it keeps their teeth "under control" and it's like, bro listen to yourself. that's the teeth talking
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
beavers always tell you they "need to" bite trees cause it keeps their teeth "under control" and it's like, bro listen to yourself. that's the teeth talking
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you can shut this site down now because nobody will ever say anything more real than this. maximum respect
how about we write poems celebrating what working people do for society instead of navel gazing and fretting about the apocalypse
December 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
you can shut this site down now because nobody will ever say anything more real than this. maximum respect
Because I can only do short streams, I've got an hour or so to kill before some dinner plans and some ACTUAL TIME TO STREAM. So let's finish some SNES hockey!
www.ocarinaofcrime.com
www.ocarinaofcrime.com
CartridgeBlowers - Twitch
SNES in Excess #430: NHL 96 | !snes !suggest
www.ocarinaofcrime.com
December 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Because I can only do short streams, I've got an hour or so to kill before some dinner plans and some ACTUAL TIME TO STREAM. So let's finish some SNES hockey!
www.ocarinaofcrime.com
www.ocarinaofcrime.com
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Whatever they pay Toni Storm isn't enough.
To celebrate the new AEW Bacon Brawl Combo, White Castle actually let our wrestlers take over a store 🤣
What would you order from Timeless Toni Storm?
Watch the full takeover here: https://youtu.be/g_01FTpgXRs
What would you order from Timeless Toni Storm?
Watch the full takeover here: https://youtu.be/g_01FTpgXRs
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Whatever they pay Toni Storm isn't enough.
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If you want a perfect snapshot of how bad twitter has gotten: I posted these weenies on here and instagram and the comments were “oh looks tasty.” I posted it on twitter and it trended as an international conflict
December 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If you want a perfect snapshot of how bad twitter has gotten: I posted these weenies on here and instagram and the comments were “oh looks tasty.” I posted it on twitter and it trended as an international conflict
Money was tight all year long so I didn't play a lot of games sadly. Certainly not enough to make a top ten.
But I did watch a lot of movies. So consider this thread my Letterbox reviews of every movie I saw that was released in 2025 (and also a reminder to get back on top of my Letterbox account).
But I did watch a lot of movies. So consider this thread my Letterbox reviews of every movie I saw that was released in 2025 (and also a reminder to get back on top of my Letterbox account).
December 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Money was tight all year long so I didn't play a lot of games sadly. Certainly not enough to make a top ten.
But I did watch a lot of movies. So consider this thread my Letterbox reviews of every movie I saw that was released in 2025 (and also a reminder to get back on top of my Letterbox account).
But I did watch a lot of movies. So consider this thread my Letterbox reviews of every movie I saw that was released in 2025 (and also a reminder to get back on top of my Letterbox account).
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But The Future Can Change - Chrono Trigger And Learning To Love The World.
Feature: But The Future Can Change - Chrono Trigger And Learning To Love The World
The Corridors of Time
www.nintendolife.com
December 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
But The Future Can Change - Chrono Trigger And Learning To Love The World.
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Ask and you shall receive
October 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Ask and you shall receive
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my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
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Hello, Bluesky, it's time for the annual retelling of the Christmas Fable I wrote back in 2017 on twitter.
(1/2)
(1/2)
December 9, 2023 at 6:51 PM
Hello, Bluesky, it's time for the annual retelling of the Christmas Fable I wrote back in 2017 on twitter.
(1/2)
(1/2)
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Miles Morales is a great Christmas game btw. If you've played it before you can blast through the main story in 8-9 hours and there's decorations and snow through the whole thing. Also it's really sweet, it's about loving and protecting your community.
December 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Miles Morales is a great Christmas game btw. If you've played it before you can blast through the main story in 8-9 hours and there's decorations and snow through the whole thing. Also it's really sweet, it's about loving and protecting your community.
Christmas is weird this year. No plans. No money for gifts. Kinda just a Thursday. But I've got a cute dog and a cute foster puppy and a cute partner so I think that's okay.
Happy Holidays ❤️
Happy Holidays ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Christmas is weird this year. No plans. No money for gifts. Kinda just a Thursday. But I've got a cute dog and a cute foster puppy and a cute partner so I think that's okay.
Happy Holidays ❤️
Happy Holidays ❤️
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merry christmas
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
merry christmas
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IT IS TIME.
Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
IT IS TIME.
Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
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Anyone who enters any Crokinole tournament has my blessing to use me as their sick team name/mascot.
Schedule info for #AGDQ2026 on-site activities is now available!!
This includes, panels, tournaments, meetups, and more
gamesdonequick.com/site/activit...
This includes, panels, tournaments, meetups, and more
gamesdonequick.com/site/activit...
December 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Anyone who enters any Crokinole tournament has my blessing to use me as their sick team name/mascot.
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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I'll never forgive Nintendo for taking away Mario 35. When I meet god, I'm tellin' them to not let the Nintendo staff in.
December 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I'll never forgive Nintendo for taking away Mario 35. When I meet god, I'm tellin' them to not let the Nintendo staff in.