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Carty B/Matt
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Aka Matt aka Cartridgeblowers. He/him. English teacher. Variety streamer. Speedfriend-adjacent.

www.ocarinaofcrime.com
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Because people will die
Dr Oz: "Americans will lose 135 million pounds by the midterms"
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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From the top rope
November 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Hey GDQ friends I'm not going to AGDQ but I guess if you want to call me on the phone and then have the phone on the couch or maybe just like a framed 8x10 that would be cool
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Can’t stop laughing at this
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Dick Cheney was proud to have normalized state-sponsored torture. That, and the dead of Iraq in an unjust war, constitute his entire legacy. “That’s not funny” is a meme-y cliche but I don’t care about the friend he shot or our jokes about it. Cheney is Kissinger level. He made the world worse.
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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🏁TIME 🏁 #GDQueer has raised a total amount of $51,030 for @lambdalegal.org!!!

Thank you to everyone who made GDQueer possible and to everyone who tuned in and donated!!

Remember, you are loved and you are welcome here 💙🏳️‍🌈
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I vant to rip your MOD
October 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I don't think I've actually heard this chode's voice despite reading all of his horrible soundbites in text form for so long. He sounds like a chode.
Mike Johnson immediately tries to clean up for Brooke Rollins: "When she says 'we have failed you,' she means 'we, the Democrats,' okay?"
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The poors bought a fun little cake - should we leave them to rot in the dirt for their hubris?
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”

archive.ph/2TI8J
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Cool, cool. We put spikes on ours 🫠
October 31, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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GDQUEER STARTS TOMORROW AND WE'RE BENEFITTING Lambda Legal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

gamesdonequick.com/schedule/61
October 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Back on Bluesky purely to tell Matt Walsh to go to hell.
Matt Walsh: “If there's a noncitizen here who would starve without EBT, I would still say we should not give it to them”
www.mediamatters.org/matt-walsh/m...
October 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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The beginning of the end of our DND campaign began this week! I'm really proud of what my friends and I have produced. You can listen here as well as find all past episodes:
yninteractive.com?p=3368

If you need a recap, the first of three of those can be found here:
yninteractive.com?p=3360
SW Ep.595 – World Blood War (Part 1)
The final arc of our Dungeons and Dragons campaign begins as our heroes race to stop the destruction of every reality. Welcome to level 20!
yninteractive.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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From Absolute Batman Annual #1 by Daniel Warren Johnson
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
You're both wrong, Frankenstein is the name of the book!
October 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I'm slaying vampires. Or vampire. Singular. Unless he's got brides? I dunno. I'm slaying is what I'm saying.

Streaming: CastleVania 1

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CartridgeBlowers - Twitch
I'm Going To Kick Dracula's Teeth In
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October 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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October 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM