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he/him 🏳️‍🌈 | twitch partner | former-ish speedrunner | cs prof | generative AI luddite 🎮 biz: authorblues@gmail.com
Why is Balmafula such a baddie tho?
February 10, 2026 at 7:12 AM
My dream is to build a cannon that can fire everybody associated with the Heritage Foundation one-by-one into the sun, and I don't mean that metaphorically, I will build this machine and I will do it quite literally, and this is legally admissible in court.
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football with @authorblu.es was fun as always! hope my yapping was at least entertaining for everyone who tuned in.

Auth, thanks for having me for the fourth year in a row!
February 9, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I'll see you at 9pm eastern for the kickoff of DOGBOWL 2026 twitch.tv/authorblues
February 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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I'm looking to take on one editing client. I'd like to stick to video game related content for now, specifically in the realm of Speedruns, kaizo Mario/Mario Maker or anything retro.

My shorts game is strong and I'm looking to improve on long form.

@skybilz.bsky.social is my vouch.
February 8, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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WONDER BOY III: THE DRAGON'S TRAP
WESTONE/SEGA 1989
SEGA MASTER SYSTEM
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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as the developer of jimbo's big naturals I can confirm full support will be added into the mod for this feature
The solo developer of Balatro, LocalThunk, confirmed that Balatro’s first major expansion will add the ability for players to romance the cards in their decks.
paletteswap.site/dif...
February 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Now live: Weird Fishin Theater -> Jenn's Educational Australia Presentation for Future New Australians -> Other stuff (maybe first ranked mahjong games?)!

twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
a person is feeding a fish with a can of food .
ALT: a person is feeding a fish with a can of food .
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:29 PM
It's almost that time of the year again.
February 6, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Is there a genderless/non-binary version of "daddy"?
February 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Tenure exists to give academics runway to pursue unpopular ideas, like working on complicated problems or criticizing institutional power structures without retaliation. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is, it's unsurprising that the regime is looking to take this away.
February 5, 2026 at 10:44 PM
How To Reform ICE With the Power of Accountability and Transparency In Two Easy Steps

Step 1: The Power of Accountability and Transparency

It is impossible to reform ICE with the power of accountability and transparency.

Step 2: The Power of Incredible Violence
February 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I got a code to try this out in a few weeks, and I'm very excited. Never before has a game been marketed to anybody this specifically.

Seems like Dante's Inferno meets Eternal Darkness? I'm pretty hopeful for this to be good.
The Inferno is a shadow waiting to consume you. In this game, the lost pages of the Divine Comedy hold the only hope for survival. Dante left behind a legacy of blood and rituals.

We reveal The Alighieri Circle: Dante's Bloodline, a thriller reinterpreting a classic.
February 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Just remember, when you're being mean to @skybilz.bsky.social, this is who you're being mean to. Not cool.
February 2, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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We need to sell 25 more Dash plushies to get this made. If you know someone who would want to give this cute lil critter a home, please send them my way so we can get the community their plushes <3
🦝 Help push towards reaching the final @skybilz.bsky.social Dash plushie pre-order goal and make this little guy a reality! Contributions can be made through not only ordering but also through direct donation. Check it all out and learn more over at ➡️ tantrummerch.com/skybilz/
February 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
While the C suite at OpenAI would like you to believe that they are about to break new ground on intelligent agents, their researchers tell a very different story.

This paper explains that AI hallucinations are not yet to be solved, but rather a mathematical inevitability.
arxiv.org/abs/2509.04664
"on the path to deploying super intelligence"

after hundreds of billions of dollars, it cannot reliably draw a map or perform arithmetic. these people are lying to you or to themselves
February 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
If I worked for Google, and I knew it looked this bad, the last thing I would do is give early access to a bunch of reporters who I just *know* are going to gleefully churn out copyright infringement.
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
January 29, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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QLDC is my favorite holiday.
January 29, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Support your local Newbie while he's having his application reviewed.
Fingers Crossed, also thank y'all. I legit never thought I'd ever actually be able to even submit to get partner but you have been turning out more and more as time has come on and I can't stress how much I appreciate it.
January 28, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Thinking about how @authorblu.es got called out yesterday.

www.twitch.tv/authorblues/...
authorblues - An appeal
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January 28, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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Spring training is here for the IronmonVS league! Come show everyone how great our teams balls are. Available here: tantrummerch.com/products/sky...
January 26, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Yo, i'm back from weather-related stuff, let's do a stream! I'm checking out Broomsweeper, a minesweeper type roguelite, but i'm also ASS at minesweeper, so i'm gonna let chat backseat *gently* until i learn! After that, who knows!

twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
January 26, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
This post does numbers if your audience is people who have never played chess before.
Don't use your queen to take a pawn
January 24, 2026 at 6:41 PM