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BeeKaay
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tomato farmer | he/him
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as a child i wandered the forest of illusion helplessly as my ancestors before me wandered the desert for 40 years
asking a computer program what its favorite keyboard is is like asking elon musk was his favorite childhood memory is
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
hung this up by my desk at the office so i have a sign to tap
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
the very first thing you do during the NYC marathon is run over the verrazano bridge to get out of staten island
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
you're telling me last-minute endorsements for cuomo from the worst people in the world didn't push him over the top?
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
not a particularly good marathon time, but enough to get the trinket, of which i now have two
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
November 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
rate my marathon fit
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
god damnit
October 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
October 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
funny how it's the worst people in the world who have swiftly embraced generative AI

says a lot about them, and the technology. none of it new or surprising, but a lot nevertheless
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
if you're running at ass o'clock and see another runner, it is a moral imperative to give them a thumbs up
October 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
final training run. 12 days until the marathon
October 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
found this area in my terraria world, does anyone know if it's good or not
October 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
first of all fuck ken griffin

but also any LLM which is marketed as being able to beat the market is obviously a scam. if it were actually capable of doing that, its owners would keep it to themselves as a money fountain instead of putting in the effort to sell it to others
LOL all morning picturing some finance quant slouched at his desk prompting Dalle, like, "make me a picture of pikachu having sex with the Apple logo" or whatever tf those guys use these things for, then throwing up his hands like "WHY WON'T THIS FIND ALPHA?!"

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
for the fans
October 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
23 days until the marathon
October 10, 2025 at 6:34 AM
lifetime distance personal best. shaved 10 minutes off my half marathon time. 29 days until the marathon
October 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
September 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
when you want to call a cat who speaks russian
September 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i wrote a letter to my senior senator, who happens to be minority leader. you should contact yours, too
September 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
my grandmother gave me a two-pound brick of american cheese and i don't know why she had it or what i or anyone else is supposed to do with it
September 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
work 5k, pretty happy with this especially considering the daytime running tax
September 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
46 days until the marathon
September 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM