Nigel Moss π»
@nigenet.uk
PHP web developer. Musician. RPM Challenge participant. He/him
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blog.nigenet.org.uk
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Also on The Other Place with username nigenet
nigenet.org.uk
blog.nigenet.org.uk
nigenet.bandcamp.com
https://mastodon.social/@nigenet
Also on The Other Place with username nigenet
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Nigel Moss π»
@nigenet.uk
Β· Mar 1
Full Circle, by Nigel Moss
12 track album
nigenet.bandcamp.com
My 2025 #RPMChallenge album "Full Circle" is now available. Written & recorded entirely during February 2025. Pay what you want, from Β£0.00 upwards! I hope you enjoy it π
#RPM2025
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#RPM2025
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If you:
1. Need to get guests to studios, and back home after, or
2. Need to get staff safely into work or back home after the tube has stopped running
You need to use taxis or private hire. If you do that via contract, itβs cheaper than paying full price each time.
1. Need to get guests to studios, and back home after, or
2. Need to get staff safely into work or back home after the tube has stopped running
You need to use taxis or private hire. If you do that via contract, itβs cheaper than paying full price each time.
January 11, 2026 at 10:08 PM
If you:
1. Need to get guests to studios, and back home after, or
2. Need to get staff safely into work or back home after the tube has stopped running
You need to use taxis or private hire. If you do that via contract, itβs cheaper than paying full price each time.
1. Need to get guests to studios, and back home after, or
2. Need to get staff safely into work or back home after the tube has stopped running
You need to use taxis or private hire. If you do that via contract, itβs cheaper than paying full price each time.
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Tell him yourself. Itβs in fucking May.
January 11, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Tell him yourself. Itβs in fucking May.
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From my own archives, a legendary Twitter series that begins thus:
January 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
From my own archives, a legendary Twitter series that begins thus:
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To commemorate Erich von DΓ€niken's life, I am claiming that ancient aliens wrote all his books.
January 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
To commemorate Erich von DΓ€niken's life, I am claiming that ancient aliens wrote all his books.
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Iβve just seen someone referring to ICE as Gravy Seals and thatβs perfect.
January 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Iβve just seen someone referring to ICE as Gravy Seals and thatβs perfect.
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If calling a state secret police agent a murderer for committing murder will lead to more murder by the state secret police, it sure seems like the problem is with the secret police
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 5:08 PM
If calling a state secret police agent a murderer for committing murder will lead to more murder by the state secret police, it sure seems like the problem is with the secret police
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1/2 New to protesting? To the advice from NAACP.org I add
Eat a decent meal before you go
Drink water throughout
Wear comfortable shoes you can run in, double knot if laced
Someone offsite needs to know where you will be, your full legal name & DOB, emergency contacts in case of arrest or injury
Eat a decent meal before you go
Drink water throughout
Wear comfortable shoes you can run in, double knot if laced
Someone offsite needs to know where you will be, your full legal name & DOB, emergency contacts in case of arrest or injury
January 11, 2026 at 2:48 PM
1/2 New to protesting? To the advice from NAACP.org I add
Eat a decent meal before you go
Drink water throughout
Wear comfortable shoes you can run in, double knot if laced
Someone offsite needs to know where you will be, your full legal name & DOB, emergency contacts in case of arrest or injury
Eat a decent meal before you go
Drink water throughout
Wear comfortable shoes you can run in, double knot if laced
Someone offsite needs to know where you will be, your full legal name & DOB, emergency contacts in case of arrest or injury
He's not wrong π
You might even like it!
January 11, 2026 at 3:28 PM
He's not wrong π
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Bloody hell! Iβve just seen Iβve got 5.5k followers on here! If you havenβt already, would you please mind buying an album so that I can give up the day job? warrington-runcorn-cis.bandcamp.com/album/public...
Public Works and Utilities, by Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan
6 track album
warrington-runcorn-cis.bandcamp.com
January 11, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Bloody hell! Iβve just seen Iβve got 5.5k followers on here! If you havenβt already, would you please mind buying an album so that I can give up the day job? warrington-runcorn-cis.bandcamp.com/album/public...
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just tell trump he got greenland. he'll most likely be dead soon, so you probably won't have to keep up the lie for very long. if he asks to visit you can fly him literally anywhere and say it's greenland
January 11, 2026 at 11:30 AM
just tell trump he got greenland. he'll most likely be dead soon, so you probably won't have to keep up the lie for very long. if he asks to visit you can fly him literally anywhere and say it's greenland
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"Don't make me sign the tap!" - Marcel Duchamp
November 6, 2024 at 4:05 PM
"Don't make me sign the tap!" - Marcel Duchamp
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January 11, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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I donβt think we should have ceded control quite so quickly and without so much as a fight.
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I donβt think we should have ceded control quite so quickly and without so much as a fight.
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Re-reading Doctor Dolittle as an adult [yeah, don't judge me] I was genuinely shocked when he sent his friend Gub-Gub, a sentient pig and a much-loved part of his household, to the butchers to get sausages
Feel like heβs breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda fβd up
January 10, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Re-reading Doctor Dolittle as an adult [yeah, don't judge me] I was genuinely shocked when he sent his friend Gub-Gub, a sentient pig and a much-loved part of his household, to the butchers to get sausages
We only had 3 TV channels, and they didn't broadcast all day. Not only did they shut down overnight, there were entire blocks of the daytime with no programmes being shown.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
We only had 3 TV channels, and they didn't broadcast all day. Not only did they shut down overnight, there were entire blocks of the daytime with no programmes being shown.
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Cue Benny Hill music β¦.
January 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Cue Benny Hill music β¦.
It looks they might even be outnumbered by police *vans* π
January 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
It looks they might even be outnumbered by police *vans* π
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It finishes Macclesfield 2, Crystal Palace 1. It's the biggest upset in FA Cup history. 117 league places between the two teams is the biggest gap overcome. Macclesfield are a semi-pro National League North team (sixth-tier), Premier League Palace are the current holders. #FACup #footy-live
Macclesfield now 2-0 up vs Palace. Would be one of the biggest upsets in FA Cup history due to the gap between the two teams in the league pyramid. More significant still as Palace are the current cup holders.
Sixth-tier Macclesfield take the lead against Premier League Crystal Palace #FACup #footy-live
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
It finishes Macclesfield 2, Crystal Palace 1. It's the biggest upset in FA Cup history. 117 league places between the two teams is the biggest gap overcome. Macclesfield are a semi-pro National League North team (sixth-tier), Premier League Palace are the current holders. #FACup #footy-live
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January 10, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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He was the guy who claimed sole-ownership of the whale? π
January 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
He was the guy who claimed sole-ownership of the whale? π
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*screams in historian*
Trump: "I'm a fan of Denmark too. They've been very nice to me. But the fact that they had a boat land there [Greenland] 500 years ago doesn't mean they own the land. I'm sure we had lots of boats go there also."
January 9, 2026 at 10:08 PM
*screams in historian*
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Hereβs a comment for the people who are upset that MN hasnβt charged Jonathan Ross already:
If you just Leeeroy Jenkins this shit you will lose and you will empower fascism and murder.
It is indescribably hard to prosecute cops for murder. It is even hard when the murder is ON VIDEO.
/1
If you just Leeeroy Jenkins this shit you will lose and you will empower fascism and murder.
It is indescribably hard to prosecute cops for murder. It is even hard when the murder is ON VIDEO.
/1
January 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Hereβs a comment for the people who are upset that MN hasnβt charged Jonathan Ross already:
If you just Leeeroy Jenkins this shit you will lose and you will empower fascism and murder.
It is indescribably hard to prosecute cops for murder. It is even hard when the murder is ON VIDEO.
/1
If you just Leeeroy Jenkins this shit you will lose and you will empower fascism and murder.
It is indescribably hard to prosecute cops for murder. It is even hard when the murder is ON VIDEO.
/1
"Prison hijinks" just doesn't have quite the same ring to it π
January 9, 2026 at 6:58 PM
"Prison hijinks" just doesn't have quite the same ring to it π