the imperial smarch
@nicktatorship.bsky.social
Word Nerd, Solo GameDev, Sometimes Writer. Not to be perceived as an entity.
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Y'know, precedented times aren't so great either.
Started learning guitar and karate this year. Haven't played my D&D bard in so long and I think it's leaking.
February 17, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Started learning guitar and karate this year. Haven't played my D&D bard in so long and I think it's leaking.
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that's duke nukem
I used to go mini viral on Twitter semi regularly by just posting this image of John leguizamo and saying:
Ladies and gentlemen, John leguizamo
Ladies and gentlemen, John leguizamo
February 16, 2026 at 3:37 AM
that's duke nukem
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If you just make Duke Nukem today—you just got to make him bisexual.
It will be profitable, and well done because then you make it subversive about coming to terms with that in heartfelt manner throughout the game.
He does not even need to end up with anybody in the first game either. Explore it.
It will be profitable, and well done because then you make it subversive about coming to terms with that in heartfelt manner throughout the game.
He does not even need to end up with anybody in the first game either. Explore it.
February 16, 2026 at 2:07 AM
If you just make Duke Nukem today—you just got to make him bisexual.
It will be profitable, and well done because then you make it subversive about coming to terms with that in heartfelt manner throughout the game.
He does not even need to end up with anybody in the first game either. Explore it.
It will be profitable, and well done because then you make it subversive about coming to terms with that in heartfelt manner throughout the game.
He does not even need to end up with anybody in the first game either. Explore it.
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This is blackout poetry to me
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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This is probably ok
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This is probably ok
Mistimed a happy home photo in animal crossing and captured trauma
February 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Mistimed a happy home photo in animal crossing and captured trauma
I'm so glad the heatwave is over and we're back to an icy 38 degrees, fucking hell
February 5, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I'm so glad the heatwave is over and we're back to an icy 38 degrees, fucking hell
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blog post about how using ai shit makes you a scab
February 4, 2026 at 9:42 PM
blog post about how using ai shit makes you a scab
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The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
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Not delivering any Aukus nuclear submarines to Australia explored as option in US congressional report
Not delivering any Aukus nuclear submarines to Australia explored as option in US congressional report
Report offers alternative of the US navy retaining boats and operating them out of Australian bases
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A new United States congressional report openly contemplates not selling any nuclear submarines to Australia – as promised under the Aukus agreement – because America wants to retain control of the submarines for a potential conflict with China over Taiwan.
The report by the US Congressional Research Service, Congress’s policy research arm, posits an alternative “military division of labour” under which the submarines earmarked for sale to Australia are instead retained under US command to be sailed out of Australian bases. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Not delivering any Aukus nuclear submarines to Australia explored as option in US congressional report
"democracy dies in darkness" (aspirational)
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
"democracy dies in darkness" (aspirational)
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
You ever notice how so many people that are good at pattern recognition turn out to be autistic?
February 4, 2026 at 8:21 AM
You ever notice how so many people that are good at pattern recognition turn out to be autistic?
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“A few days ago, sunspot 4366 didn't exist. Now it is a behemoth almost half the size of the great Carrington sunspot. Rapid growth is making the sunspot unstable. It has unleashed dozens of solar flares in past 24 hours, including a powerful X8-class flare” www.spaceweather.com
SpaceWeather.com -- News and information about meteor showers, solar flares, auroras, and near-Earth asteroids
www.spaceweather.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
“A few days ago, sunspot 4366 didn't exist. Now it is a behemoth almost half the size of the great Carrington sunspot. Rapid growth is making the sunspot unstable. It has unleashed dozens of solar flares in past 24 hours, including a powerful X8-class flare” www.spaceweather.com
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yeah, so Fallout nailed it
February 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
yeah, so Fallout nailed it
finally, a president everyone can Depends on
February 2, 2026 at 3:21 AM
finally, a president everyone can Depends on
the solution to "revenge bedtime procrastination" apparently being to give in and accept the time is gone and you'll never get to the other things, just go to sleep, make peace with not getting the time for things that matter to you, realise you're already one foot in the grave and life is done. wtf
February 2, 2026 at 3:18 AM
the solution to "revenge bedtime procrastination" apparently being to give in and accept the time is gone and you'll never get to the other things, just go to sleep, make peace with not getting the time for things that matter to you, realise you're already one foot in the grave and life is done. wtf
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Steve Bannon interfered in the 2019 Australian federal election, as part of a global effort to stifle climate action.
He should face investigation under Australia’s foreign interference laws.
#auspol
www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...
He should face investigation under Australia’s foreign interference laws.
#auspol
www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...
‘I had Clive Palmer do the … ads’: Trump lieutenant’s Australian election claim revealed in Epstein files
Trump ally Steve Bannon told paedophile Jeffrey Epstein in 2019 he had influenced an omnipresent election advertising campaign by the mining billionaire.
www.smh.com.au
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Steve Bannon interfered in the 2019 Australian federal election, as part of a global effort to stifle climate action.
He should face investigation under Australia’s foreign interference laws.
#auspol
www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...
He should face investigation under Australia’s foreign interference laws.
#auspol
www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...
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Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
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Just so we are clear, the #EpsteinFiles Clive Palmer revelations are an indication of TREASON.
If true, Clive Palmer engaged in misinformation of Australian citizens in an attempt to impact an election on behalf of the interests of a foreign nation.
Aust Fed Police, over to you.
If true, Clive Palmer engaged in misinformation of Australian citizens in an attempt to impact an election on behalf of the interests of a foreign nation.
Aust Fed Police, over to you.
February 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Just so we are clear, the #EpsteinFiles Clive Palmer revelations are an indication of TREASON.
If true, Clive Palmer engaged in misinformation of Australian citizens in an attempt to impact an election on behalf of the interests of a foreign nation.
Aust Fed Police, over to you.
If true, Clive Palmer engaged in misinformation of Australian citizens in an attempt to impact an election on behalf of the interests of a foreign nation.
Aust Fed Police, over to you.
when it happens, and the people in charge change, I hope they change to still check everyone's social media, but only let in the people that talked shit about the regime.
February 2, 2026 at 2:45 AM
when it happens, and the people in charge change, I hope they change to still check everyone's social media, but only let in the people that talked shit about the regime.