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Nick Ostrem
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My cats are staring at you, you’d better follow me just in case they decide to pounce
They should just pull the big “Remake Wizard of Oz with Ariana and Cynthia” lever no actual sequel could top that

Get Rachel Zegler in there as Dorothy and I’ll never stop watching it
‘Wicked: For Good’ is a box-office smash. Now, the process of figuring out another sequel is ‘underway’ at Universal, the studio’s chief marketing officer tells us.
Universal Is Ready to ‘Figure Out’ More Wicked Sequels
‘Wicked: For Good’ is a box-office smash. Now, the process of figuring out another sequel is ‘underway’ at Universal, the studio’s chief marketing officer tells us.
www.vulture.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Fun question: who is gonna play Zohran on SNL this year?

Non-white men currently in cast: Kenan, Che, Bowen, Marcello, Kam Patterson
Y’all check on your Saturday Night Live writers, because they are tearing up everything they’ve already written for this weekend’s show and they are NOT okay
Put it in The Louvre of US political history. The look on Mamdani's face is priceless.
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I haven’t laughed harder in years. This makes Friday sound like Toxic
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
He’s got about 200 accounts to go before he matches monkeu (the Warriors/Drake fan on something awful who has been banned for poorly trolling about LeBron James multiple hundreds of times)
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This year’s South Carolina is the SEC equivalent of that Nebraska team that was the best 3-9 team of all time
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It really seems like this administration is trying to eliminate the field of public health. MPHs and DrPHs will no longer be considered "professional degrees" by the DOE and, therefore, will face limits to accessing federal student loans.

aspph.org/department-o...
Department of Education Proposal Excludes Public Health Degrees from “Professional Degree” Definition
Discover the new results and implications of Dept of Ed consensus regarding professional degree programs and public health education.
aspph.org
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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It would be really funny if this were just a coffee table book of the biggest contract overpays of all time

An entire two-page spread dedicated to Bradley Beal
October 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Godzilla has been blown to pieces multiple times and yet they keep making movies with him
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
IMO I think in his opening ad, he should just flat out say “Tommy Tuberville is the dumbest motherfucker to ever be elected to the senate and we should be ashamed of ourselves if we let him win another election”
Former U.S. Sen. Doug Jones appears to be headed for another political showdown against current Sen. Tommy Tuberville, this time for the governor’s office.
🔗: https://www.al.com/politics/2025/11/alabama-democrat-hints-at-2026-rematch-with-tommy-tuberville-stay-tuned.html 
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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A new faction has emerged in the WNBA players fight for more revenue share and higher pay.

Is Project B effective leverage or a poisoned apple for the WNBPA?

Andrew lays out what’s at stake…
For The First Time This Year, The WNBA May Be Reclaiming Leverage in Their Labor Fight
Nneka Ogwumike's signing with the new Project B league should be a concern for those rooting for a collective labor win over WNBA ownership.
www.nocapspacewbb.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Mamdani: "We believe in standing up for those we love. Whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community, one of the many Black women that Donald Trump has fired from a federal job ... your struggle is ours too."
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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You are a clone named Watcher, and you’ve made a grave mistake.

💠 Surface a 1,000-year-old lie from the cosmic shadows
💠 Discover the forbidden truths about your god
💠 Unravel a tapestry of familial pain, love and revolution

1000xRESIST is out NOW on PlayStation, Xbox, and Game Pass.
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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🚨Carly Rae Jepsen announces she’s pregnant.
November 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Happy Birthday Pudge!
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
With apologies to my mother, the country of Japan, the United States of America and Shohei Ohtani specifically, I think I gotta cheer for the birds here
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Also please tell me you’ve seen this youtu.be/ovIly_QFRiw?...
Good Morning Britain: Dan Stevens had to do what to get The Guest role?!
YouTube video by On Demand News
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 11:41 AM
It would be really funny if this were just a coffee table book of the biggest contract overpays of all time

An entire two-page spread dedicated to Bradley Beal
October 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
You know, she’s right. “If it has to happen baby do you want to know” is quite the fucking line
October 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I know what the obvious choice here is (Chappell singing GJWHF) but I would ascend to heaven if she sang Time after Time
October 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
My favorite thing about American Dad is that at some point the writers room got infested with weird sports nerds and every few episodes there are jokes about Deandre Ayton Cameos for Christmas or fake-burying Scotty Pippen to boost his book sales, not to mention the local arena football team jokes
October 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Luigi Mangione is a Swiftie and Charli’s Angel.
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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The best time to cancel your Xbox game pass was at the start of the BDS boycott, the second best time was when they jumped all prices up and laid off thousands, the third best time is fucking now
October 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Amazing how the president can do whatever he wants regardless of legality except when it involves helping people
Johnson: Snap benefits is a unique situation. I got a summary of the legal analysis…the contingency funds are not legally available to cover the benefits right now
October 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My dream of Cuomo finishing third is starting to take shape. Everyone with racist uncles in NYC who would never vote for Zohran please get them to vote for Sliwa
Zohran is easily going to clear 50%. In addition to everything else Cuomo’s name is hard to find on the ballot because he’s running under some random party lol
October 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM