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Nick Ostrem
@nickostrem.swifties.social
My cats are staring at you, you’d better follow me just in case they decide to pounce
My brain is saying “Nick there are so many great actresses who could play Dorothy why keep giving these jobs to the same person”

But my heart says “no Rachel Zegler needs to sing Over the Rainbow with those big doe eyes”
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
He broke Tim Dwight’s Return TD record he’s gonna be a legend at Iowa forever
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
lol Wisconsin getting all their points in garbage time
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The biggest problem with Starlink was that they weren’t able tap into Nintendo’s well-known and beloved IP

…hold on I’m receiving a new transmission…

Wait they had what?!
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
They’re already doing viral marketing for that hockey romance movie huh
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
as opposed to Pygmalophilia, which is sexual arousal caused by teaching someone how to look and sound upper class
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I don’t know if Lucy Dacus’ cover of Lips of an Angel by Hinder counts because she just brings out the goodness by being amazing

But Bitches These Days by Olivia O’Brien absolutely does, it’s giving “what if 3OH!3 with boobs”

youtu.be/Nh_gJa-wRAw?...
Olivia O'Brien - Bitches These Days (Visualizer)
YouTube video by Olivia O'Brien
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November 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It’s funny, when I was reading the words quoting the characters in each individual strip I could hear in my head the Peanuts gang very clearly sounding like the voices from TV, but Calvin just sounds like me.
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
One of the first moments in Steve King’s long stupid decline into losing his congressional position was someone pointing out that he had a confederate flag on his desk despite representing a proud Union state. There’s only one thing that actually meant.

www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/p...
Steve King provokes criticism for displaying Confederate flag
The president of the Iowa-Nebraska NAACP State Area Conference of Branches said the flag symbolizes division and slavery.
www.desmoinesregister.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
No revisionism needed hybrid theory has slapped uninterrupted since the day it came out
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
L. Ron Hubbard at least felt the spark of creation in a way musk never has. Elon is sub-L. Ron
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Still a curmudgeon but on the side of justice
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It’s extra funny because it’s true about both pairs of the two dudes from The Man Show. Stanhope and Rogan are each leading slightly different lives these days too
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
You skipped Malzahn and saying gene chizik won a national title is very generous considering the whole list of reasons they won begins and ends with Cam Newton
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Never Really Over came out in 2020 but I don’t blame you for blanking your mind of that year
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM