aunt aoife
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in what has turned out to be an excellent prank by 2009 jon, i just got a notification from google calendar that i have "penis surgery" scheduled for today. in the year 2026
February 14, 2026 at 2:28 PM
in what has turned out to be an excellent prank by 2009 jon, i just got a notification from google calendar that i have "penis surgery" scheduled for today. in the year 2026
@signal.org Please tell me you’re working on an option to divide a group chat into channels like Slack and Discord. I’m part of a beautiful, tight-knit community in a NSFW Discord server that has nowhere to go when they implement their ID verification requirement.
February 15, 2026 at 4:12 PM
@signal.org Please tell me you’re working on an option to divide a group chat into channels like Slack and Discord. I’m part of a beautiful, tight-knit community in a NSFW Discord server that has nowhere to go when they implement their ID verification requirement.
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Netflix please I can’t do this today
February 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Netflix please I can’t do this today
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#OtD 15 Feb 1851 African-Americans and abolitionists (including Lewis Hayden, pictured) raided a Boston court to rescue imprisoned runaway enslaved person, Frederick Jenkins, and smuggled him to freedom in Canada stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8659...
February 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
#OtD 15 Feb 1851 African-Americans and abolitionists (including Lewis Hayden, pictured) raided a Boston court to rescue imprisoned runaway enslaved person, Frederick Jenkins, and smuggled him to freedom in Canada stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8659...
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Remind me when we get closer to the Summer Olympics to tell you all about my plan to make the United States a dominant force in handball. It involves retired pitchers and a lot of drugs.
February 15, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Remind me when we get closer to the Summer Olympics to tell you all about my plan to make the United States a dominant force in handball. It involves retired pitchers and a lot of drugs.
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
@bostonglobe.com Why are you publishing op-eds by this pedophile?
The @bostonglobe.com opinion page this morning is headlined by white supremacist Richard Hanania, whose racist views have been smoothed over in recent months by centrists
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
@bostonglobe.com Why are you publishing op-eds by this pedophile?
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I understand why people are doing it but I do not care for the Richard Hanania screenshots. If I cared what the nasty son of Nicolas Cage's character from Longlegs was up to, or thought about current events, I would have written the worst screenplay of all time addressing that very question.
February 15, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I understand why people are doing it but I do not care for the Richard Hanania screenshots. If I cared what the nasty son of Nicolas Cage's character from Longlegs was up to, or thought about current events, I would have written the worst screenplay of all time addressing that very question.
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The Bullshit Jobs phenomenon exists for a reason (well many reasons).
February 15, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The Bullshit Jobs phenomenon exists for a reason (well many reasons).
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Editor pounding the desk: Bleaker. Bleaker!
February 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Editor pounding the desk: Bleaker. Bleaker!
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I'm sorry but Bari Weiss's debasing of CBS is funny. It's like if Walter Cronkite was forced to wear a Hooters t-shirt on air
February 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I'm sorry but Bari Weiss's debasing of CBS is funny. It's like if Walter Cronkite was forced to wear a Hooters t-shirt on air
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Finally got around to a bit of research I'd been meaning to explore, and: There is no documented instance of an ICE officer being identified and assaulted while off duty because he wasn't masked. www.pbump.net/o/ices-excus...
ICE’s excuse for wearing masks has never actually manifested
There have been incidents of harassment and threats. But there are no apparent incidents in which identified ICE officers have been assaulted off-duty.
www.pbump.net
January 29, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Finally got around to a bit of research I'd been meaning to explore, and: There is no documented instance of an ICE officer being identified and assaulted while off duty because he wasn't masked. www.pbump.net/o/ices-excus...
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You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer.
In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
January 23, 2026 at 2:57 AM
You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer.
In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
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ICE is sending these kids to the concentration camp in Dilley, Texas, where they're preparing to have so many children that they're opening a new school there. They're actively hiring teachers now. I reported on it last month. We have to get people out of there.
January 23, 2026 at 1:27 PM
ICE is sending these kids to the concentration camp in Dilley, Texas, where they're preparing to have so many children that they're opening a new school there. They're actively hiring teachers now. I reported on it last month. We have to get people out of there.
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Jonathan Ross—the ICE fascist who killed Renee Good—is an 18-year ICE veteran, firearms instructor, & active shooter trainer.
The people claiming "ICE needs more training" are missing the point. Ross's 2 DECADES of training IS what led him to execute Good. ICE Training IS the problem.
Abolish ICE.
The people claiming "ICE needs more training" are missing the point. Ross's 2 DECADES of training IS what led him to execute Good. ICE Training IS the problem.
Abolish ICE.
January 23, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Jonathan Ross—the ICE fascist who killed Renee Good—is an 18-year ICE veteran, firearms instructor, & active shooter trainer.
The people claiming "ICE needs more training" are missing the point. Ross's 2 DECADES of training IS what led him to execute Good. ICE Training IS the problem.
Abolish ICE.
The people claiming "ICE needs more training" are missing the point. Ross's 2 DECADES of training IS what led him to execute Good. ICE Training IS the problem.
Abolish ICE.
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“A man accused of offering a $10,000 bounty over Snapchat for the life of a top Border Patrol leader was found not guilty on Thursday in the first criminal trial stemming from the Chicago-area immigration crackdown that started last year.”
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Jury finds Chicago man not guilty of circulating $10K bounty on life of top Border Patrol leader Bovino
Jurors deliberated less than 4 hours before returning the favorable verdict for 37-year-old Juan Espinoza Martinez.
www.nbcnews.com
January 23, 2026 at 1:16 PM
“A man accused of offering a $10,000 bounty over Snapchat for the life of a top Border Patrol leader was found not guilty on Thursday in the first criminal trial stemming from the Chicago-area immigration crackdown that started last year.”
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Early press accounts, presumably informed by DHS, claimed that the teenage girl in the first photo and another teen passenger were arrested after "colliding" with a vehicle driven by federal immigration officials.
The second photo depicts the "collision."
(Both photos via Getty Images)
The second photo depicts the "collision."
(Both photos via Getty Images)
January 22, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Early press accounts, presumably informed by DHS, claimed that the teenage girl in the first photo and another teen passenger were arrested after "colliding" with a vehicle driven by federal immigration officials.
The second photo depicts the "collision."
(Both photos via Getty Images)
The second photo depicts the "collision."
(Both photos via Getty Images)
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As over 1000 businesses in the Twin Cities close with workers out on strike today in defiance of ICE and Trump, we recall the 1934 general strike in Minneapolis.
Police murdered two people. The governor declared martial law.
But the strikers still won their demands.
crimethinc.com/responserevo...
Police murdered two people. The governor declared martial law.
But the strikers still won their demands.
crimethinc.com/responserevo...
January 23, 2026 at 2:23 PM
As over 1000 businesses in the Twin Cities close with workers out on strike today in defiance of ICE and Trump, we recall the 1934 general strike in Minneapolis.
Police murdered two people. The governor declared martial law.
But the strikers still won their demands.
crimethinc.com/responserevo...
Police murdered two people. The governor declared martial law.
But the strikers still won their demands.
crimethinc.com/responserevo...
I hope Europe understands that if things do pop off between us, a sizable amount of us will greet them as liberators and even volunteer for them
January 21, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I hope Europe understands that if things do pop off between us, a sizable amount of us will greet them as liberators and even volunteer for them
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
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Politicians (Pelosi just did it) and institutions routinely misquote MLK on health.
"Health" became "health care" (shrinking a systemic indictment to a service delivery complaint)
"Inhuman" became "inhumane" (a very different word)
"Because it often results in physical death" just disappeared.
"Health" became "health care" (shrinking a systemic indictment to a service delivery complaint)
"Inhuman" became "inhumane" (a very different word)
"Because it often results in physical death" just disappeared.
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January 19, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Politicians (Pelosi just did it) and institutions routinely misquote MLK on health.
"Health" became "health care" (shrinking a systemic indictment to a service delivery complaint)
"Inhuman" became "inhumane" (a very different word)
"Because it often results in physical death" just disappeared.
"Health" became "health care" (shrinking a systemic indictment to a service delivery complaint)
"Inhuman" became "inhumane" (a very different word)
"Because it often results in physical death" just disappeared.
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This is a global far right power grab, so the sooner everybody realizes that and puts aside their deeply outdated notions around national identity, which got us here to begin with, the better. The only way out is through, but the only way through is all of us fighting these climate warlords together
January 21, 2026 at 6:29 PM
This is a global far right power grab, so the sooner everybody realizes that and puts aside their deeply outdated notions around national identity, which got us here to begin with, the better. The only way out is through, but the only way through is all of us fighting these climate warlords together