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I don’t like Michael Wolff, but NYT framing an obvious attempt to get Epstein to flip on Trump to sound like Epstein trusted Wolff enough to turn to him for advice is defamatory
NYT Headline: Michael Wolff, Chronicler of Elites, Provided Epstein With Advice on Trump Blurb: Mr. Wolff was enough of an insider to provide advice to Jeffrey Epstein on how to handle his dealings with Donald J. Trump. Email from Michael Wolff to Jeffrey Epstein Sent: 10/29/2016 12:21:03 PM There's an opportunity to come forward this week and talk about Trump in such a way that could garner you great sympathy and help finish him. Interested?
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
nexplanonshaman.bsky.social
Help, the longer I look at it the worse it gets
@jakerockatansky.bsky.social @travisview.bsky.social @rothschildmd.bsky.social @derekberes.bsky.social
The back of a white Subaru with bumper stickers reading “Stone Soup Cafe,” “We the people: free the people, free the forest,” “Peace love Bernie Sanders,” “WWG1WGA,” “Make America Grateful Again,” “Wakanda,” “Freedom Convoy 2022”
October 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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@massgovernor.bsky.social No statement?? Is it okay with you that we have armies invading our neighborhoods and kidnapping people? And that the police, who are legally prohibited from collaborating with ICE, did so anyway?? Will there be any accountability for that?
May 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
nexplanonshaman.bsky.social
“Blank? In my blank?” meme reading: "Imperialist violence? Returning to my imperial core? It's more likely than you think.”
April 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
nexplanonshaman.bsky.social
Literal Mussolini tried (albeit half-assedly, and failed) to do this for US political prisoners who were MUCH further to the left #FreeLuigi
Bugs Bunny meme that says “I wish all Giorgia Meloni a very Get the DOJ to drop the death penalty in Luigi’s case while Trump is in Italy”
April 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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My conspiracy theory is that courtroom sketch artists are deliberately drawing him ugly in hopes of having their drawing published by NYT
Badly-proportioned courtroom sketch of Luigi with the neck of a giraffe
April 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
nexplanonshaman.bsky.social
FALSE, stop spreading this. He’s a piece of shit but he’s not THAT piece of shit. azmirror.com/briefs/milit...
Skeet from Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social: “there's a rumor going on right now that the smiling ICE agent with an ax is Michael Lewis Arthur Meyer of Veterans on Patrol and I don't care enough to track down where this rumor is coming from but it's not him. Fuck that guy but your research is bad” April 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
April 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
nexplanonshaman.bsky.social
Every time! The whole airport is its own @wtyppod.bsky.social episode.
Josh Peck squinting and saying “Megan” on Drake & Josh but instead it says “Reagan”
April 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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@nogodsnomayors.com
NEW YORK POST headline: North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney
April 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
nexplanonshaman.bsky.social
They literally could not make this man more Christ-like if they tried–even more than Che!
Luigi’s perp walk side-by-side with The Disrobing of Christ by El Greco Luigi’s perp walk superimposed with Giotto di Bondone's The Arrest of Christ (Kiss of Judas)
April 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
nexplanonshaman.bsky.social
A better world is possible!! #NEIC
April 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
nexplanonshaman.bsky.social
Regina George ‘Mean Girls’ meme that says: SO YOU AGREE, THE SYSTEM IS DESIGNED TO WORK AGAINST THEM?
March 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
nexplanonshaman.bsky.social
A miniature figure of JD Vance in cardboard packaging sold as “Vermont Collectibles: JD Vance regretting his ski trip” A picture from the back of the miniature package, showing signs for different ski slopes that says “Please note: To avoid gay, trans, and leftists, please stick to the red trails” A blue sign points to a trail called “Mascara Mountain,” two red signs points to “Fascist Freefall” and “Couch-Fucker Cliff”
March 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
nexplanonshaman.bsky.social
For perspective, this is a town of 2K people
March 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
nexplanonshaman.bsky.social
Vance tried to go skiing in Vermont, but was met by a ski bloc (not my photos)
Skier with a sign that says “Vance is a traitor, go ski in Russia” Two skiers with signs saying “Hide your couch” and “Vance skis in jeans.” One of the skiers has two pride flags tucked into their goggle strap. Non-skiers lining the road with Ukrainian flags and signs reading “Bully JD Vance, go away,” “Vance you suck at skiing, go away,” “Zelensky = hero, Vance = zero” More non-skiers standing on a snowbank with signs saying “Get TF out fascist,” “Hillbilly and the Felony,” “Vance disgraces our country,” “Trump serves Putin,” and “No one voted for Putin” (I would argue a vote for Trump was always a vote for Putin)
March 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
nexplanonshaman.bsky.social
To whoever at the DOI is still posting this stuff, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for your service 🫡
U.S. Department of the Interior 9h Friend shaped, yes. But don't let this sweet face fool you-the American marten can be aggressive and territorial. These carnivorous mammals have short legs and curved claws that help them climb trees and chase prey, like squirrels, chipmunks and rabbits. (And no, this is not a 'boop'-friendly creature) Photo by Jacob W. Frank / NPS Photo is of a very cute American marten in the snow.
February 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
nexplanonshaman.bsky.social
It’s in the national security interests of the remaining Four Eyes to answer this question
Graffiti on an overpass in Rochester, NY that reads “Who will kill Elon?”
February 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
nexplanonshaman.bsky.social
I just saw an American on RedNote trying to spread Helen Keller conspiracy theories to China
February 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
nexplanonshaman.bsky.social
Meanwhile in New Hampshire…
(from r/newhampshire)2
Several adults wearing jeans and winter coats standing inside a 90s-era mall, holding signs that say “Gooning is a right,” “I cant goon,” and “Make gooning great again”
February 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
nexplanonshaman.bsky.social
You beat @trashfuture.bsky.social to this joke—but only by ~30 hours
Years of Lead Poisoning Trashfuture Bonus Content Feed (Extremely Good) For our first TF episode of 2025 (recorded in 2025, that is), we're talking about recent events in the United States, plus Elon Musk's decision to weigh in on British politics and its downstream effects: ruining Keir Starmer's toboggan ride, among other things. We very much hope you enjoy. Show: Trashfuture Bonus Content Feed (Extremely Good) Published: January 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
January 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
nexplanonshaman.bsky.social
@travisview.bsky.social @livagar.bsky.social out here just trying to do the lord’s work 😓
r/TheAdjuster Red: How tf did he get recognized? crossposted from r/FreeLuigi 7 points • 5 comments Blue: He didn't get recognized. The Feds had some kind of highly classified tracking system that they don't want to admit exists, so instead they got "a tip from a concerned citizen" instead. ⬆️11 Red: that's what I think happened too. There's no way he could have been recognized even if his eyebrows weren't covered, there are thousands of young men with thick eyebrows and wide smiles in that country lol ⬆️13 Green (me): STOP BAKING, WE KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS TLDR: Luigi's mother came forward two days before his arrest and said that-though she wasn't sure if the person in the surveillance camera was her son or not-she had reported him missing and she "could see him doing something like that." Eric Adams was, surprisingly, not lying when he said they had the name of a POl (I know, I thought he was lying too). Like, is there still a question of how they located him at the McDonalds? Sure. I'm sure the employee, thinking they were being a good helpful citizen, thought it was better to call and be wrong than to not call at all. That's what I would've done too if I thought there was a threat to public safety (and didn't sympathize so much with the shooter). But we also already know they have less secretive ways of locating people, like through cell phone towers. His phone was in a Faraday bag when he was taken into custody, but he could've taken it out at some point earlier. We already suspect he was following the news coverage, and he had to get internet somewhere. (Although it's possible he went to a public library without being recognized or ratted out—but how would he have found the library if he wasn't familiar with the area?) ETA: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, ATTEMPT TO CONTACT HIS MOTHER Green (me): Don't get me wrong—I think it was awfully convenient that when the FBI offered to help the SNP investigate the 2004 Madrid train bombings, the person they "matched" the fingerprints to just so happened to be an American who had recently converted to Islam (the prints were later proven to not even been his). I'm not saying this is an unfounded fear, I too abhor the surveillance state and fear it will only continue to get worse. I'm just saying in this instance, we know the actual answer, and it's not that.
January 1, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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She has been released! Unfortunately I have no further details. (It’s public information, but I redacted stuff that I wouldn’t want posted online if it were me)
December 14, 2024 at 7:14 AM
nexplanonshaman.bsky.social
She has been released! Unfortunately I have no further details. (It’s public information, but I redacted stuff that I wouldn’t want posted online if it were me)
December 14, 2024 at 7:13 AM
nexplanonshaman.bsky.social
Briana Boston has been released! Unfortunately I have no further information, but stop giving to any fundraisers, because they evidently aren’t going to her. #DenyDefendDepose
December 14, 2024 at 5:37 AM