Vanessa
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I’m a walking existential crisis and part-time shitty housewife. Please show me your cat.
I’m a walking existential crisis and part-time shitty housewife. Please show me your cat.
Beautiful.
“Are you selling pillows today?”— Rep. Jared Huffman shuts down Mike Lindell’s LindellTV reporter
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Beautiful.
Previously, my biggest irrational fear as an adult was accidentally finding myself at a sex party (just not my bag, whatsoever).
My new irrational fear is accidentally finding myself at a sex party with Elon Musk in attendance.
My new irrational fear is accidentally finding myself at a sex party with Elon Musk in attendance.
Was hanging out with a friend recently who travels in Certain Circles and she offhandedly mentioned that Elon Musk goes to sex parties in Austin, which immediately summoned up the absolutely horrifying prospect of being in the same sex party as Elon Musk
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Previously, my biggest irrational fear as an adult was accidentally finding myself at a sex party (just not my bag, whatsoever).
My new irrational fear is accidentally finding myself at a sex party with Elon Musk in attendance.
My new irrational fear is accidentally finding myself at a sex party with Elon Musk in attendance.
I mean….look at this guy!
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I mean….look at this guy!
2025: when I, the godless heathen, am sharing an article about the Catholic Church in an unironic, non-sarcastic way.
BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote.
NEW: At Pope Leo’s Urging, Bishops Issue Historic Rebuke of Trump’s Raids
Nearly all U.S. Catholic bishops united in Baltimore to denounce the Trump administration’s “inhumane” deportation campaign — a near-unanimous, unprecedented moral stand against a sitting president.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
2025: when I, the godless heathen, am sharing an article about the Catholic Church in an unironic, non-sarcastic way.
The below phrase, and that video with the grains of rice really changed the way I view wealth and the uber wealthy.
You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
James Van Der Beek Auctioning Off Dawson’s Creek Items Amid Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has put several Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues items up for auction as he continues to battle stage 3 colon cancer.
www.eonline.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The below phrase, and that video with the grains of rice really changed the way I view wealth and the uber wealthy.
In Saddam’s Mosul palace, there was a decorative chair rail type thing in most rooms, and before we (101st) got there, folks had gone through and pried out the tiny gold pieces from the rail. I have a feeling nobody would want this tacky shit.
You spend your adult life fighting against a dictator with opulent, garish tastes. You finally prevail and walk the insides of the dictator’s abandoned palaces: gaudy, obscene, covered in gold bought with the people’s money.
And then the next thing you know…
And then the next thing you know…
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
In Saddam’s Mosul palace, there was a decorative chair rail type thing in most rooms, and before we (101st) got there, folks had gone through and pried out the tiny gold pieces from the rail. I have a feeling nobody would want this tacky shit.
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Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
Soooo, does this mean she’s gonna give Ms. Crockett an apology, or…?
MTG: "I'm trying to lead by example to talk to everyone in kindness. We don't all have to agree but that's being an American. And thank goodness for that. Our freedom of speech, our 1A rights, allows us to do that. My personal belief is that I need to set an example by speaking nicely to everyone."
November 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Soooo, does this mean she’s gonna give Ms. Crockett an apology, or…?
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in my heart I know that Lin-Manuel Miranda wants to play Zohran Mamdani on SNL so bad it physically hurts him
November 5, 2025 at 10:28 AM
in my heart I know that Lin-Manuel Miranda wants to play Zohran Mamdani on SNL so bad it physically hurts him
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
FYI:
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
FYI:
Coming in HOT!! I like it!
TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Coming in HOT!! I like it!
I’m speaking this into existence:
Lorne Micheals, you better put the Mayor on SNL as a musical guest to preform Nani. Do it.
Lorne Micheals, you better put the Mayor on SNL as a musical guest to preform Nani. Do it.
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I’m speaking this into existence:
Lorne Micheals, you better put the Mayor on SNL as a musical guest to preform Nani. Do it.
Lorne Micheals, you better put the Mayor on SNL as a musical guest to preform Nani. Do it.
Brad Lander makes me feel like the little girl from the minions movie when she loses her shit over the unicorn stuffie.
Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Brad Lander makes me feel like the little girl from the minions movie when she loses her shit over the unicorn stuffie.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don't have to settle 😭
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
If you could rate a politician on the strength of their speeches, I would be immediately sad that this dude can’t be president.
I know reality lies ahead, but I’m gonna enjoy this hopefulness for just a little bit longer.
I know reality lies ahead, but I’m gonna enjoy this hopefulness for just a little bit longer.
Mamdani: So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us.
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
If you could rate a politician on the strength of their speeches, I would be immediately sad that this dude can’t be president.
I know reality lies ahead, but I’m gonna enjoy this hopefulness for just a little bit longer.
I know reality lies ahead, but I’m gonna enjoy this hopefulness for just a little bit longer.
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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The way I snorted…
this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The way I snorted…
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this is objectively hilarious
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
this is objectively hilarious
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Oftentimes if my dumbass asks the question, then other folks will have a bunch of follow-on questions. In actuality, nobody actually understood the issue, they were just afraid to ask. So if nobody picked up what the ‘smart’ folks were putting down, who’s really the dummy?
I’m often proudly the dumbest person in the meeting asking the most basic common sense questions
Questions that much smarter folk have hypnotised themselves out of being able to answer clearly
Questions that much smarter folk have hypnotised themselves out of being able to answer clearly
November 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Oftentimes if my dumbass asks the question, then other folks will have a bunch of follow-on questions. In actuality, nobody actually understood the issue, they were just afraid to ask. So if nobody picked up what the ‘smart’ folks were putting down, who’s really the dummy?
You can’t fake this. This man is having a great fucking time just being around the people of the city. I know it has fuck all to do with actually running the city, but his heart is very clearly in the right place.
Not sure if this was planned in any way but Zohran pulling up to Ari@home last night was a pretty good move.
www.youtube.com/live/vOvxgMf...
www.youtube.com/live/vOvxgMf...
A SUNDAY SURPRISE | IRL STREAM
YouTube video by ARIatHOME
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You can’t fake this. This man is having a great fucking time just being around the people of the city. I know it has fuck all to do with actually running the city, but his heart is very clearly in the right place.
All that time at DLI and I’ve got maybe a 5% comprehension rate.
Can anyone more studious than I pin the dialect?
Can anyone more studious than I pin the dialect?
أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
All that time at DLI and I’ve got maybe a 5% comprehension rate.
Can anyone more studious than I pin the dialect?
Can anyone more studious than I pin the dialect?