Vanessa
@nessiepurgatory.bsky.social
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I’m a walking existential crisis and part-time shitty housewife. Please show me your cat.
I’m a walking existential crisis and part-time shitty housewife. Please show me your cat.
Pepper doesn’t agree with the ruling on the field.
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Pepper doesn’t agree with the ruling on the field.
Oh! Oh! I wanna play!
I think a baby kestrel landed on the ledge outside our window. The felines expressed interest, but didn’t have much ornithology knowledge.
I think a baby kestrel landed on the ledge outside our window. The felines expressed interest, but didn’t have much ornithology knowledge.
October 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Oh! Oh! I wanna play!
I think a baby kestrel landed on the ledge outside our window. The felines expressed interest, but didn’t have much ornithology knowledge.
I think a baby kestrel landed on the ledge outside our window. The felines expressed interest, but didn’t have much ornithology knowledge.
My baby bro (in green) completed the Portland Marathon today, I congratulated him on doing so in a war zone.
October 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My baby bro (in green) completed the Portland Marathon today, I congratulated him on doing so in a war zone.
This is Alfred. He doesn’t understand the concept of ‘a predator’ and begs for table food like a Labrador retriever. He also huffs shoes. We love him.
October 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This is Alfred. He doesn’t understand the concept of ‘a predator’ and begs for table food like a Labrador retriever. He also huffs shoes. We love him.
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
September 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
September 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A lot of stuff def has to be ordered, but if you have any sort of Asian grocer nearby, they probably stock these bad boys. They take exfoliation to the next level!
September 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
A lot of stuff def has to be ordered, but if you have any sort of Asian grocer nearby, they probably stock these bad boys. They take exfoliation to the next level!
This is Alfred, and this is a perfect example of how obsessed he is with my husband. Or at least my husband’s shoes.
September 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is Alfred, and this is a perfect example of how obsessed he is with my husband. Or at least my husband’s shoes.
Whenever my husband or I relay a story from our youth, our kids like to respond with “when was that? The 1840s?”
September 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Whenever my husband or I relay a story from our youth, our kids like to respond with “when was that? The 1840s?”
I think we all know where this is going.
September 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I think we all know where this is going.
I have a potentially embarrassing confession and an earnest question. Short 🧵to follow, but…
BLUF: Is this normal?
BLUF: Is this normal?
September 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I have a potentially embarrassing confession and an earnest question. Short 🧵to follow, but…
BLUF: Is this normal?
BLUF: Is this normal?
I wonder if this means the same thing in German….spotted in Wiesbaden.
August 22, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I wonder if this means the same thing in German….spotted in Wiesbaden.
My fortune to be a fly on the wall wherever the E4 mafia is meeting. To just say this shit with a straight face…
July 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My fortune to be a fly on the wall wherever the E4 mafia is meeting. To just say this shit with a straight face…
What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
July 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
My void recognizes your fellow void.
July 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My void recognizes your fellow void.
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
The Adventures of Milo & Otis (1986)
The Princess Bride (1987)
The Adventures of Milo & Otis (1986)
The Princess Bride (1987)
July 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
The Adventures of Milo & Otis (1986)
The Princess Bride (1987)
The Adventures of Milo & Otis (1986)
The Princess Bride (1987)
Literally laughed out loud
July 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Literally laughed out loud
July 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Small potatoes compared to everything else in the world, but color me surprised that a former 7thSFG guy is a lying, self-aggrandizing POS.
At least my 7thSFG POS ex-husband was actually awarded a BSw/V device.
At least my 7thSFG POS ex-husband was actually awarded a BSw/V device.
July 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Small potatoes compared to everything else in the world, but color me surprised that a former 7thSFG guy is a lying, self-aggrandizing POS.
At least my 7thSFG POS ex-husband was actually awarded a BSw/V device.
At least my 7thSFG POS ex-husband was actually awarded a BSw/V device.
Just rolling around in my ‘old lady at the rave’ happy music. Enjoying the serotonin. I don’t care how cringe it is.
June 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Just rolling around in my ‘old lady at the rave’ happy music. Enjoying the serotonin. I don’t care how cringe it is.
I don’t speak Spanish (derogatory) so I wanted to check to make sure my understanding of this phrase was correct. What’s funny is that none of the source links said anything about being offensive, but this was the ‘AI Overview.’ Curious.
June 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I don’t speak Spanish (derogatory) so I wanted to check to make sure my understanding of this phrase was correct. What’s funny is that none of the source links said anything about being offensive, but this was the ‘AI Overview.’ Curious.