Vanessa
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I’m a walking existential crisis and part-time shitty housewife. Please show me your cat.
I’m a walking existential crisis and part-time shitty housewife. Please show me your cat.
Cool, cool, cool, so this means you’ll be pressing for paid extended maternal leave, right?!
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Cool, cool, cool, so this means you’ll be pressing for paid extended maternal leave, right?!
Listen, think what you will about it, but I’m a fan. This is a silly, corny, delightful little Hallmark movie situation, and I love that for them. It’s so ridiculous it makes me smile.
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau make their relationship Instagram official
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau make their relationship Instagram official
The singer posted a photo of the pair smiling cheek to cheek and a video of them eating sushi together while in Japan
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau have launched their relationship on Instagram, after the singer posted a photo of the pair smiling cheek to cheek and a video of them eating sushi together while in Japan.
Perry’s post appeared to confirm the pair are in a relationship, after months of speculation about a possible romance between her and the former Canadian prime minister. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Listen, think what you will about it, but I’m a fan. This is a silly, corny, delightful little Hallmark movie situation, and I love that for them. It’s so ridiculous it makes me smile.
Big oof.
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Big oof.
For any sort of red carpet event, he is the one person, of both male and female persuasions, that I want to see. I can think of one singular time where I wasn’t blown away by his look, and even then it wasn’t so bad that I remember the details, and it was still more creative than just another tux.
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
For any sort of red carpet event, he is the one person, of both male and female persuasions, that I want to see. I can think of one singular time where I wasn’t blown away by his look, and even then it wasn’t so bad that I remember the details, and it was still more creative than just another tux.
This is so cute I teared up!!
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This is so cute I teared up!!
My mayor!!❤️
Forgot to post here!
Asked Mamdani for comment on the anti-ICE mobilization that sabotaged a major ICE raid last wkd.
Mamdani described the action as people exercising their free speech, that he looks forward to protecting that right.
He has not previously commented on the community defense.
Asked Mamdani for comment on the anti-ICE mobilization that sabotaged a major ICE raid last wkd.
Mamdani described the action as people exercising their free speech, that he looks forward to protecting that right.
He has not previously commented on the community defense.
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My mayor!!❤️
This is just a funny little skit, but the comments turned into a lesson for social media managers about reading the room. Starbucks thought they were being cute…🤣
I suspect Columbia’s person went to the @amybrown.xyz academy…
www.instagram.com/reel/DRNtTmF...
I suspect Columbia’s person went to the @amybrown.xyz academy…
www.instagram.com/reel/DRNtTmF...
Adam W on Instagram: "Quarter zips and drinking matcha"
Delve into the world of matcha-infused coffee and discover the perfect blend of Colombian and Japanese flavors. This refreshing and rejuvenating drink is not just a taste sensation but also a testamen...
www.instagram.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This is just a funny little skit, but the comments turned into a lesson for social media managers about reading the room. Starbucks thought they were being cute…🤣
I suspect Columbia’s person went to the @amybrown.xyz academy…
www.instagram.com/reel/DRNtTmF...
I suspect Columbia’s person went to the @amybrown.xyz academy…
www.instagram.com/reel/DRNtTmF...
Just got the sammich newsletter from @swordsjew.bsky.social and my new goal is to incorporate the phrase “not here to amuse your bouche” into my daily vocabulary.
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just got the sammich newsletter from @swordsjew.bsky.social and my new goal is to incorporate the phrase “not here to amuse your bouche” into my daily vocabulary.
BOTH. And if you give me a breast, we’re gonna have a problem. White meat is a dry, bland, SCAM.
I’m tired of white meat supremacy. Let’s change it up.
Thighs or legs?
Thighs or legs?
2. Drums or Flats?
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
BOTH. And if you give me a breast, we’re gonna have a problem. White meat is a dry, bland, SCAM.
A haiku:
The church potluck where
Pastor is on prescribed drugs
And offering cheese
The church potluck where
Pastor is on prescribed drugs
And offering cheese
Jesus please protect me…
I’m at the holiday party and the drugs are kicking in
I’m at the holiday party and the drugs are kicking in
December 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
A haiku:
The church potluck where
Pastor is on prescribed drugs
And offering cheese
The church potluck where
Pastor is on prescribed drugs
And offering cheese
I haven’t paid close attention to Tesla, and it’s only within the last year that I’ve learned their self-driving uses *only* video. Which simultaneously is the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard, but is also INCREDIBLY on brand. I feel like that shouldn’t even be legal, tbh
Lidar stopped being prohibitively expensive 5 years ago but Elon kept lying about it because he made a bad decision and people refuse to stop repeating the lie.
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I haven’t paid close attention to Tesla, and it’s only within the last year that I’ve learned their self-driving uses *only* video. Which simultaneously is the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard, but is also INCREDIBLY on brand. I feel like that shouldn’t even be legal, tbh
At this point I can only assume that Target leadership has a kink for shooting themselves in the dick.
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
At this point I can only assume that Target leadership has a kink for shooting themselves in the dick.
A few years ago when I first discovered this song, I also discovered that it made my son (~7 at the time) inexplicably angry.
🎄 GOOD MORNING, and welcome back to the annual Italian Christmas Donkey Challenge 🫏
The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
YouTube video by Christmas 365
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A few years ago when I first discovered this song, I also discovered that it made my son (~7 at the time) inexplicably angry.
Well, fuck.
I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Well, fuck.
Yes, I’m newer transplant so everything is new and different, but how fucking cute is this?! This city is so damned entertaining.
apparently some giant nerds at the NYC Conflicts of Interest Board designed a dungeon crawl ("Escape from the Dinkins Building") to help reinforce staff education. I demand to know why I have been forced to do online modules instead of a TTRPG 🙄
www.nyc.gov/assets/coib/...
www.nyc.gov/assets/coib/...
www.nyc.gov
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Yes, I’m newer transplant so everything is new and different, but how fucking cute is this?! This city is so damned entertaining.
You either understand exactly who owns this car, or you’re deeply confused, there is no in between.🤣
Was just looking through photos from Scranton, Pa. last year for something I'm working on and came across this one, guaranteed to cause aneurysms among a certain segment of the population.
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You either understand exactly who owns this car, or you’re deeply confused, there is no in between.🤣
I was so stoked for this movie, but now I’m not sure I’ll be able to watch it without silently singing “Jizz in my Pants.” Good lord.
Wow @mangiotto.bsky.social’s review of HAMNET is one of the most vicious takedowns I’ve ever read for any film.
And yet? No lies detected. filmfreakcentral.net/2025/09/tell...
And yet? No lies detected. filmfreakcentral.net/2025/09/tell...
Telluride '25: Hamnet - FILM FREAK CENTRAL
ZERO STARS/****starring Jessie Buckley, Paul Mescal, Emily Watson, Joe Alwynscreenplay by Chloé Zhao and Maggie O’Farrell, based on O’Farrell’s noveldirected by Chloé Zhao by Walter Chaw There is so m...
filmfreakcentral.net
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I was so stoked for this movie, but now I’m not sure I’ll be able to watch it without silently singing “Jizz in my Pants.” Good lord.
Eric! How could you?!?!
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Eric! How could you?!?!
I can think of at least three marriages that I predicted would fail based entirely on posts.
women in heterosexual marriages who lowkey hate their husbands and post about it incessantly on Instagram are the backbone of Meta’s entire ecosystem
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I can think of at least three marriages that I predicted would fail based entirely on posts.
I will always stan a petty queen.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I will always stan a petty queen.
Not gonna lie, this would’ve absolutely worked on me, back in the day. Being honest, if I were single, still probably would.
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Not gonna lie, this would’ve absolutely worked on me, back in the day. Being honest, if I were single, still probably would.
This is so genius! But also fun to imagine while you’re doing it.
After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This is so genius! But also fun to imagine while you’re doing it.
I’m such a golden retriever, but at least I’m aware of it, so when my best friend’s husband told me not to mess with the person (he had previously worked with her), I listened. This is also very adjacent to red flags in dating, too…
if there was one lesson i could impart to young women it would be this one:
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’m such a golden retriever, but at least I’m aware of it, so when my best friend’s husband told me not to mess with the person (he had previously worked with her), I listened. This is also very adjacent to red flags in dating, too…
I recently learned that Cole Escola is writing a Miss Piggy movie, and I really hope this is some early publicity shit. Because I am WHOLLY on board with Cole Escola writing a Miss Piggy movie. Like, excited wouldn’t cover it.
Sabrina Carpenter arrests Miss Piggy at the final show of her Short n’ Sweet tour in Los Angeles.
(📸: prfctsabrinas | Twitter/X)
(📸: prfctsabrinas | Twitter/X)
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I recently learned that Cole Escola is writing a Miss Piggy movie, and I really hope this is some early publicity shit. Because I am WHOLLY on board with Cole Escola writing a Miss Piggy movie. Like, excited wouldn’t cover it.
I read this aloud to my husband (wait, do I have a lavender marriage?!) and he just chuckled and said “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!” And honestly I have no idea…
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I read this aloud to my husband (wait, do I have a lavender marriage?!) and he just chuckled and said “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!” And honestly I have no idea…