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@narbulus.bsky.social
· Nov 17
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Type of outfit you wear when you’re about to plagiarize an essay for your gay YouTube channel
December 31, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Type of outfit you wear when you’re about to plagiarize an essay for your gay YouTube channel
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danny devito will voice "those lil guys in Golden Axe with the bags that try to steal from you" in the Golden Axe movie. his lines will be "Ahhh! I'm gonna take your stuff! Fuckface!" and "Ofhf, my balls!". please look forward to it.
December 31, 2025 at 3:49 AM
danny devito will voice "those lil guys in Golden Axe with the bags that try to steal from you" in the Golden Axe movie. his lines will be "Ahhh! I'm gonna take your stuff! Fuckface!" and "Ofhf, my balls!". please look forward to it.
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tfw your husband was murdered
December 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
tfw your husband was murdered
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Maybe it's cause im a finnicy bitch, but even in the tumblr "hellsite" days I have NEVER had this problem. following tons of cool artists/funny peeps and then weeding out the noise and such. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISNT THE NORM!? YOU GUYS BEEN CHUGGING THE UNFILTERED ALGO-SLOP THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!
December 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Maybe it's cause im a finnicy bitch, but even in the tumblr "hellsite" days I have NEVER had this problem. following tons of cool artists/funny peeps and then weeding out the noise and such. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISNT THE NORM!? YOU GUYS BEEN CHUGGING THE UNFILTERED ALGO-SLOP THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!
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“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”
December 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”
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*AAA game protag voice*
I should beat my shit crazy style.
Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy.
Should probably beat off first.
Should probably beat my shit before doing that.
I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.
I should beat my shit crazy style.
Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy.
Should probably beat off first.
Should probably beat my shit before doing that.
I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
*AAA game protag voice*
I should beat my shit crazy style.
Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy.
Should probably beat off first.
Should probably beat my shit before doing that.
I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.
I should beat my shit crazy style.
Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy.
Should probably beat off first.
Should probably beat my shit before doing that.
I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.
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Happy Boxing Day
December 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Happy Boxing Day
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this doesn't apply to cybertrucks, which can serve briefly as a boat. do not be afraid to drive your cybertruck into water
perfect time for my perennial PSA: dont drive through water!!!!!!!! you cant see the bottom you dont know how deep it is you dont know what its covering!! there could be a sinkhole!!!!!!!!!!
Selfie gambling your small sedan won't get hydrolocked in the parking lot. Or you don't accidentally drop your phone. (Edited to blur their face) 🤔
December 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
this doesn't apply to cybertrucks, which can serve briefly as a boat. do not be afraid to drive your cybertruck into water
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
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Wendy Carlos would like a word.
December 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Wendy Carlos would like a word.
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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jake paul entered a boxing match wearing the logos of a irl massive racist and then got his jaw broken by a black man.
i think that's beautiful
i think that's beautiful
December 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
jake paul entered a boxing match wearing the logos of a irl massive racist and then got his jaw broken by a black man.
i think that's beautiful
i think that's beautiful
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yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
So did Havana Syndrome get sorted out?
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.
December 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
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"RemoveWindowsAI" is a script created by zoicware, available on GitHub, that does exactly what it says: it remove every AI feature in Windows 11. Do what you wish to do with this information. I'm sharing this because some folks are forced to use Win11 at work or other places for any reasons.
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
"RemoveWindowsAI" is a script created by zoicware, available on GitHub, that does exactly what it says: it remove every AI feature in Windows 11. Do what you wish to do with this information. I'm sharing this because some folks are forced to use Win11 at work or other places for any reasons.
I don't fuck with spotifak as much as I used to but to see this has me feeling a certain way
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I don't fuck with spotifak as much as I used to but to see this has me feeling a certain way
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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Stephen Miller is not compatible with western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Stephen Miller is not compatible with western civilization
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A healthy nation doesn't regularly have to ask "What the actual fuck is he talking about?" of its president before parsing his words like scholars parsing the ravings of a syphilitic 11th-century madman soothsayer.
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
A healthy nation doesn't regularly have to ask "What the actual fuck is he talking about?" of its president before parsing his words like scholars parsing the ravings of a syphilitic 11th-century madman soothsayer.