The Vampire Cheese
@mxhemlock.bsky.social
high and hard femme | vampire enthusiast | glitter & bad taste | has fashion feelings | queer kinkster | sex nerd
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Yesterday I got to see the inside of my nose and back of throat. It was wild and explained why I can't breath good.
February 12, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Yesterday I got to see the inside of my nose and back of throat. It was wild and explained why I can't breath good.
Pillion rattling around has made me realise how bored I am with 'Sub feels underappreciated & wants to switch it up with more vanilla intimacy' narratives. I know it kills the fantasy but I fucking love more bdsm stories where Dom is allowed to have complexity & geniune feelings.
February 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Pillion rattling around has made me realise how bored I am with 'Sub feels underappreciated & wants to switch it up with more vanilla intimacy' narratives. I know it kills the fantasy but I fucking love more bdsm stories where Dom is allowed to have complexity & geniune feelings.
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We really do need to rebuild the capacity to meet strangers in public places, and stuff like this ruins it for everyone.
Social media is awash with videos of men filming themselves approaching women in public spaces and attempting to flirt. In many cases, the videos are filmed and uploaded without the women’s consent. https://cnn.it/4qtIsvB
February 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
We really do need to rebuild the capacity to meet strangers in public places, and stuff like this ruins it for everyone.
Saw Pillion last night, I enjoyed it!
BUT if your expecting it to have the bdsm rom-com vibes of Secretary you will be dissappointed.
I think the promo & mainstream coverage was so focused the shock a bdsm dynamic contained any sweetness it over-sold that aspect.
BUT if your expecting it to have the bdsm rom-com vibes of Secretary you will be dissappointed.
I think the promo & mainstream coverage was so focused the shock a bdsm dynamic contained any sweetness it over-sold that aspect.
February 11, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Saw Pillion last night, I enjoyed it!
BUT if your expecting it to have the bdsm rom-com vibes of Secretary you will be dissappointed.
I think the promo & mainstream coverage was so focused the shock a bdsm dynamic contained any sweetness it over-sold that aspect.
BUT if your expecting it to have the bdsm rom-com vibes of Secretary you will be dissappointed.
I think the promo & mainstream coverage was so focused the shock a bdsm dynamic contained any sweetness it over-sold that aspect.
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We're going to pass "children's safety" legislation, and we're also going to allow news events like "MrBeast has acquired ... a teen-focused financial app"
MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
We're going to pass "children's safety" legislation, and we're also going to allow news events like "MrBeast has acquired ... a teen-focused financial app"
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Reminder that we can submit support tickets. support.discord.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Reminder that we can submit support tickets. support.discord.com
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We’re onto you, Ring
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
We’re onto you, Ring
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Sports is gay and Spanish now deal with it
We all saw the fellas grindin right? That may be a first for the super bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Sports is gay and Spanish now deal with it
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We somehow have gotten Kendrick and Bad Bunny staging two of the most spectacular and political Super Bowl halftime shows ever, back to back, during the most aggressively fascist reign in US history
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
We somehow have gotten Kendrick and Bad Bunny staging two of the most spectacular and political Super Bowl halftime shows ever, back to back, during the most aggressively fascist reign in US history
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That halftime show is what people mean when they say "joy is an act of resistance."
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
That halftime show is what people mean when they say "joy is an act of resistance."
Ahhh yes by only playing songs from their famously apolitical album *checks notes* ...American Idoit
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
A rocking start to the Super Bowl.
pagesix.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Ahhh yes by only playing songs from their famously apolitical album *checks notes* ...American Idoit
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Green Day: “don’t wanna be an American Idiot”
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February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Green Day: “don’t wanna be an American Idiot”
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Page Six:
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English speakers like "that was less political than I thought" lol they had ricky martin singing "dont do us like you did hawaii"
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
English speakers like "that was less political than I thought" lol they had ricky martin singing "dont do us like you did hawaii"
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Sports reporter with NBC News reporting that the couple in Bad Bunny’s halftime show got married for real
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Sports reporter with NBC News reporting that the couple in Bad Bunny’s halftime show got married for real
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bringing him to the Super Bowl halftime show & not doing the historically expected Super Bowl move of having him perform his big popular commercial English hits, but instead getting him to sing Bad Bunny’s LO QUE LE PASÓ A HAWAii, which is a plaintive ballad rejecting American colonization is
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
bringing him to the Super Bowl halftime show & not doing the historically expected Super Bowl move of having him perform his big popular commercial English hits, but instead getting him to sing Bad Bunny’s LO QUE LE PASÓ A HAWAii, which is a plaintive ballad rejecting American colonization is
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like, it’s not just an expression of pride and a ‘fuck you’ - it’s letting the man who is probably the most famous Puerto Rican pop star pre-Bad Bunny have a moment to make that assertion in a way that there was never space for him to do at the peak of his own fame
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
like, it’s not just an expression of pride and a ‘fuck you’ - it’s letting the man who is probably the most famous Puerto Rican pop star pre-Bad Bunny have a moment to make that assertion in a way that there was never space for him to do at the peak of his own fame
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Ricky! Bringing out Ricky to do his late career refusing-to-pander sexy 50something ass! Excellent. Yes please.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Ricky! Bringing out Ricky to do his late career refusing-to-pander sexy 50something ass! Excellent. Yes please.
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Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute
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From the bestskeeting author of the Bluesky-famous six-week Bad Bunny 101 comes this essential close reading of the halftime show! 🧵
First shot: sugarcane
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
From the bestskeeting author of the Bluesky-famous six-week Bad Bunny 101 comes this essential close reading of the halftime show! 🧵
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Lights flashing and strobing during this section to underscore the political commentary about the electrical grid
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Lights flashing and strobing during this section to underscore the political commentary about the electrical grid
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We ALL know that's Ricky Martin singing in front of the bananas
He's singing "Lo Que Le Pasó a Hawaii," an anti-statehood song that holds up Hawaii as a cautionary tale (as already established, Benito is pro independence)
He's singing "Lo Que Le Pasó a Hawaii," an anti-statehood song that holds up Hawaii as a cautionary tale (as already established, Benito is pro independence)
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 AM
We ALL know that's Ricky Martin singing in front of the bananas
He's singing "Lo Que Le Pasó a Hawaii," an anti-statehood song that holds up Hawaii as a cautionary tale (as already established, Benito is pro independence)
He's singing "Lo Que Le Pasó a Hawaii," an anti-statehood song that holds up Hawaii as a cautionary tale (as already established, Benito is pro independence)
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Incredible detail I just noticed
Benito takes a drink from this woman as he sings "un shot de cañita en casa de Toñita"
She is Maria Antonia Cay (aka Toñita), owner of the famous Caribbean Social Club in Brooklyn
A beloved place for the Latino community in NYC
Benito takes a drink from this woman as he sings "un shot de cañita en casa de Toñita"
She is Maria Antonia Cay (aka Toñita), owner of the famous Caribbean Social Club in Brooklyn
A beloved place for the Latino community in NYC
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Incredible detail I just noticed
Benito takes a drink from this woman as he sings "un shot de cañita en casa de Toñita"
She is Maria Antonia Cay (aka Toñita), owner of the famous Caribbean Social Club in Brooklyn
A beloved place for the Latino community in NYC
Benito takes a drink from this woman as he sings "un shot de cañita en casa de Toñita"
She is Maria Antonia Cay (aka Toñita), owner of the famous Caribbean Social Club in Brooklyn
A beloved place for the Latino community in NYC
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Hahaha this is amazing
He goes over to wake up a kid sleeping on some chairs
There's always a kid sleeping in the corner at a real wedding
The details!!!!
He goes over to wake up a kid sleeping on some chairs
There's always a kid sleeping in the corner at a real wedding
The details!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Hahaha this is amazing
He goes over to wake up a kid sleeping on some chairs
There's always a kid sleeping in the corner at a real wedding
The details!!!!
He goes over to wake up a kid sleeping on some chairs
There's always a kid sleeping in the corner at a real wedding
The details!!!!