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The Vampire Cheese
@mxhemlock.bsky.social
high and hard femme | vampire enthusiast | glitter & bad taste | has fashion feelings | queer kinkster

profile pic by @theirdandelion.bsky.social
Hallowen cat says good morning.
November 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I'm holding off posting on insta coz these are for a special occasion but look at how cool my nails are!
September 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'm not really a doll person, but I might need this one
September 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Today is gloomy and Peaches has the right idea.
August 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Dumb things at tk maxx
August 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Please watch this ridiculous film which rhymes you gotta with stigmata.
August 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
It has been brought to my attention that Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical is on SBS on demand and its a fucking delight!
August 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Another banger from the screenshot vaults
August 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Cleaning out my screenshots folder and found this banger. I can't remember the context but it doesn't matter
August 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I need everyone to know that our precious baby Willow does not meow; she squeaks. It's too damn cute.
August 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
*cues tropical sounding cover of Love will tear us apart *
July 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
This dumb comic book movie is great
July 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
She lurk
July 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Cat photo for morale
June 30, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Cat photo for morale
June 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Cat photo for morale
June 18, 2025 at 7:33 AM
A kitten photo for morale
June 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Crime bosses in movies get to have all of the fun
June 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Z sent me these photos with the caption; She was being too cute for me to take her off
June 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Kitten and Claws check in 😺💅
June 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I wish my cats would do this. Instead, Peaches just turns the internet off at random by sleeping on the router
May 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
For my folks local to me, we've got queer horror themed night tomorrow at the oldest continuously running gay club in southern hemisphere. Poster by @theirdandelion.bsky.social
Tickets on sale now; events.humanitix.com/death-of-gli...
May 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Beef is giving big Dorian from Eroica with Love energy in this outfit and tantrum
April 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Coffin entrance for Beef may have put this film on par with Velvet Goldmine for me.
April 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Kitten up; she likes watching Z play Zelda
March 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM