The Vampire Cheese
@mxhemlock.bsky.social
high and hard femme | vampire enthusiast | glitter & bad taste | has fashion feelings | queer kinkster
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My lounge room is still partially decorated from the Halloween party which means the walls are covered is esquitely selected prints of spooky old paintings in ornate frames.
Buying a house with a Halloween obsessed art teacher with a special interest historicial painting was a great decision.
Buying a house with a Halloween obsessed art teacher with a special interest historicial painting was a great decision.
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My lounge room is still partially decorated from the Halloween party which means the walls are covered is esquitely selected prints of spooky old paintings in ornate frames.
Buying a house with a Halloween obsessed art teacher with a special interest historicial painting was a great decision.
Buying a house with a Halloween obsessed art teacher with a special interest historicial painting was a great decision.
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I shared my comics with my family a while back, and was like "sorry for all the gay sex and stuff," and my mom looked at me scornfully and said "but they're about LOVE!" and whenever I start feeling a little prudish about my own work nowadays, I think of that moment and get humbled
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I shared my comics with my family a while back, and was like "sorry for all the gay sex and stuff," and my mom looked at me scornfully and said "but they're about LOVE!" and whenever I start feeling a little prudish about my own work nowadays, I think of that moment and get humbled
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Malcolm Ingram is trying to re-release Small Town Gay Bar, a really valuable documentary from the 00s about...well, small town gay bars in Mississippi. They have to rebuy all music rights etc.
10 days left, they're at 20k of 53k. Please give em a shout.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
10 days left, they're at 20k of 53k. Please give em a shout.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
small town gay bar redux
‘small town gay bar’ is a documentary about two bars in the Deep South fighting for diversity in the face of adversity
www.kickstarter.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Malcolm Ingram is trying to re-release Small Town Gay Bar, a really valuable documentary from the 00s about...well, small town gay bars in Mississippi. They have to rebuy all music rights etc.
10 days left, they're at 20k of 53k. Please give em a shout.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
10 days left, they're at 20k of 53k. Please give em a shout.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
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A friend found this on a car parked in Naarm last night, I have never coveted anything more in my entire life
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A friend found this on a car parked in Naarm last night, I have never coveted anything more in my entire life
The Australia version of Ghosts so far is great. I think Satan and Lindy are my fav ghosts but the choice to make the Chinese Gold Rush miner a hot sex idoit is also inspired.
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The Australia version of Ghosts so far is great. I think Satan and Lindy are my fav ghosts but the choice to make the Chinese Gold Rush miner a hot sex idoit is also inspired.
In hindsight it should be no shock to anyone that I'm deliberately single, co-own a house with my also queer best friend and very vocal about women's reproductive health; as a small child I decided Artemis was my patron deity.
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
In hindsight it should be no shock to anyone that I'm deliberately single, co-own a house with my also queer best friend and very vocal about women's reproductive health; as a small child I decided Artemis was my patron deity.
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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here's the thing about me guys, I'm getting old. I don't know what's going on. I'm not up on scene drama and I don't know who is doing what anymore. If I'm ever out of line let me know otherwise think of me being delightfully in my lane and out of touch like cher
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
here's the thing about me guys, I'm getting old. I don't know what's going on. I'm not up on scene drama and I don't know who is doing what anymore. If I'm ever out of line let me know otherwise think of me being delightfully in my lane and out of touch like cher
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skill share proposal: i sharpen your knives and you carve me up with them 🤝
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
skill share proposal: i sharpen your knives and you carve me up with them 🤝
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These are some quite heartbreaking stories and, as Holly Greenberry-Pullen comments in the piece, really illustrates the perverse absurdity of deeming trans teens to young to even get blockers but being fine with intersex kids getting horrifically drastic full-on bodily surgery as *toddlers*.
‘I don’t want anyone to suffer like I did’: the intersex campaigners fighting to limit surgery on children
What should be done about the small proportion of babies born with genitals that are neither typically male nor typically female? Many of those affected believe parents and doctors are often too quick...
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
These are some quite heartbreaking stories and, as Holly Greenberry-Pullen comments in the piece, really illustrates the perverse absurdity of deeming trans teens to young to even get blockers but being fine with intersex kids getting horrifically drastic full-on bodily surgery as *toddlers*.
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In a significantly weirder case, "Sleeping Lady with Black Vase" is a 1928 oil painting by Róbert Berény. It was lost in WWII, and considered looted by the Nazis and likely destroyed afterwards in the chaos... until someone recognized it as set dressing in the movie "Stuart Little."
Yes, really.
Yes, really.
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
In a significantly weirder case, "Sleeping Lady with Black Vase" is a 1928 oil painting by Róbert Berény. It was lost in WWII, and considered looted by the Nazis and likely destroyed afterwards in the chaos... until someone recognized it as set dressing in the movie "Stuart Little."
Yes, really.
Yes, really.
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I've been trying to find the polite way to say "hey absolutely we should be alarmed about the targeting of trans people but we also should also talk about how cis and trans PoC are the targets in mind bc the people who think trans women aren't women also think WoC in general aren't women"
Just in case you thought this was about trans athletes. This was solely about creating a fascist and racist gender bureaucracy over what constitutes being feminine enough to be considered a woman.
They're targeting cis women who may be intersex and banning them from sport.
They're targeting cis women who may be intersex and banning them from sport.
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I've been trying to find the polite way to say "hey absolutely we should be alarmed about the targeting of trans people but we also should also talk about how cis and trans PoC are the targets in mind bc the people who think trans women aren't women also think WoC in general aren't women"
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Portland's absurdist anti-ICE protests continued on Sunday, when roughly 20 people met outside Portland’s ICE facility for an aerobics class. Decked out in neon leotards, participants did grapevines to ‘80s new wave tunes in front of the boarded-up building, as federal agents lurked on the roof.
Sweating Out the Fascism With Anti-ICE Aerobics
On Sunday, November 9, roughly 20 people met outside Portland’s Immigrations and Customs Enforcement facility for an aerobics workout class. Decked out in neon leotards, the participants did grapevine...
www.portlandmercury.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Portland's absurdist anti-ICE protests continued on Sunday, when roughly 20 people met outside Portland’s ICE facility for an aerobics class. Decked out in neon leotards, participants did grapevines to ‘80s new wave tunes in front of the boarded-up building, as federal agents lurked on the roof.
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AUSTRALIA! My friends have made an incredible horror film called Bunny which is basically Mad Max meets Trouble Every Day, and they are doing it full indie and self-distributing its theatrical release.
Naarm screenings are this weekend, times/dates/places below.
Please help me spread the word!
Naarm screenings are this weekend, times/dates/places below.
Please help me spread the word!
BUNNY | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Sneaky Films
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
AUSTRALIA! My friends have made an incredible horror film called Bunny which is basically Mad Max meets Trouble Every Day, and they are doing it full indie and self-distributing its theatrical release.
Naarm screenings are this weekend, times/dates/places below.
Please help me spread the word!
Naarm screenings are this weekend, times/dates/places below.
Please help me spread the word!
Looking at a poster for pride event and the words "unapologetically LGBTQIA+" are directly above the image of a straight woman. 🤨
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Looking at a poster for pride event and the words "unapologetically LGBTQIA+" are directly above the image of a straight woman. 🤨
Its now been a week without a voice which is torture for a certified yapper like me.
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Its now been a week without a voice which is torture for a certified yapper like me.
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RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
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It is no longer enough to reanimate the dead. You must also yassify the dead.
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It is no longer enough to reanimate the dead. You must also yassify the dead.
This morning I was woken by our elder cat meowing as loudly as possible at the crack of my bedroom door. I got up assuming she just wanted breakfast only to here a tiniest meows further down the hallway once in the kitchen. Our kitten had got trapped in the laundry in the night.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This morning I was woken by our elder cat meowing as loudly as possible at the crack of my bedroom door. I got up assuming she just wanted breakfast only to here a tiniest meows further down the hallway once in the kitchen. Our kitten had got trapped in the laundry in the night.
Vtm: swansong was on sale so heres my thoughts so far.
Big yes on Prince being a gender neutral title
Bigger yes on Boston's prince being this mean lesbian in a red jumpsuit.
Big yes on Prince being a gender neutral title
Bigger yes on Boston's prince being this mean lesbian in a red jumpsuit.
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Vtm: swansong was on sale so heres my thoughts so far.
Big yes on Prince being a gender neutral title
Bigger yes on Boston's prince being this mean lesbian in a red jumpsuit.
Big yes on Prince being a gender neutral title
Bigger yes on Boston's prince being this mean lesbian in a red jumpsuit.
Something extra gothic about being sick with a flu while youre longue room is still adorned like a haunted house.
November 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Something extra gothic about being sick with a flu while youre longue room is still adorned like a haunted house.
Did you know America is running tourism ads in Australia at the moment? Ive never seen that on my lifetime. Wild.
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Did you know America is running tourism ads in Australia at the moment? Ive never seen that on my lifetime. Wild.
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November 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn