Murlin
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Murlin
@murlin.bsky.social
he’s strong and can go to school
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another day volunteering at the artificial mouth research lab. everyone keeps asking me
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.

It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Found what seems to be an optional endgame boss in Dragon Quest II and after several failed tries, beat it well before the end of the game, on Draconian difficulty. The breadth of strategic options you have in this compared to the DQ1 remake is like some exiting Plato’s cave shit
December 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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This man showed up on his own knowyourmeme page for his 50th birthday and continued doing the meme without irony. You have no chance of ever defeating him.
December 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This chart suggests that the reason Kissy divorced Dig Dug is because she realized she liked women
amazing things are happening on shmupcord
December 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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New movie published! Go and see TI83 Block Dude by Twisted_Eye in 02:41.917
https://tasvideos.org/6916M
December 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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By any reasonable historical standard — including that of the technology industry! — ChatGPT should be pulled from the market and its product managers and executives held accountable for creating a product that ROUTINELY tells teens to kill themselves. This is a basic, common sense standard.
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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SummoningSalt voiceover: “It had been nearly 8 years since the community had hit the 800 ham ceiling”
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Radio that was still playing Christmas songs just had one that started with the first verse of O Come, O Come Emmanuel but then switched over to O Come Let Us Adore him, which is the coward’s way out. Sing the verse about Jesse’s Stem
December 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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In Zelda 2, a woman appears in each town, beckoning Link into her home. They disappear inside and Link's health begins to refill.

One reddit user recently asked if this scene was *intentionally* suggestive. While that seems very unlikely, I thought I'd look into it.
December 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Future Trunks is

Present timeline Trunks is not as a kid nor does he become one as an adult
is Trunks Christian? discuss.
Dragon Ball Z Future Trunks Hallmark Ornament is $12.49 on Amazon buff.ly/GmdbUo3
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I am morally opposed to NCAA football as it currently exists and I would still pay to attend the Pop-Tarts Bowl if it were feasible for me
December 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Like, what do you even do with this?? (Besides have fun replying)
December 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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MY FAVORITE CASTLEVANIA CHARACTER
December 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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if the smurfs are "three apples tall" and hello kitty is "five apples tall" and gargamel (roughly hank azaria height) can palm a smurf and based on gundam vs hello kitty, kitty is a little under half the height of amuro's rx-78-2 and
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
oh boy, can't wait for the other shoe to drop on VF6
Virtua Fighter legacy producer Seiji Aoki chose MGS Delta & Onimusha 2 as games of 2025, for exemplifying how to do remakes/remasters

they chose Sora 2 (ugh) for media, and Jensen Huang of Nvidia (ugh, but it's VF promo so there's no getting around it) as their person of interest
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
a bunch of people will quote or reply to this and say that Kitty is not a cat, but a human girl.

Those people don't know how to read.
Hello Kitty, if the data is to be believed, has out-grossed Spider-Man. What can you tell me about Hello Kitty, except that she wears a bow?
December 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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If you want a perfect snapshot of how bad twitter has gotten: I posted these weenies on here and instagram and the comments were “oh looks tasty.” I posted it on twitter and it trended as an international conflict
December 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Punch-Out!! / Print ad / Marvel Comics / 2009
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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If I was the smartest man in the world and I had an epic plan to save the world from ruin i probably wouldn‘t have called myself “Ozymandias“.
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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the fine folks in charge of marketing for chad gippiti made a sequel to the incest folgers commercial
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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We are so fucking back it's not even funny
December 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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The new “turning off motion smoothing on your parents’ TV” is “making sure the YouTube Christmas music playlist they’ve got on isn’t AI-generated”
December 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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please speak to me or my son, we are very kind
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM