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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it
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(he/him) I like coffee. Programmer/magician for Atooi and Transolar. I have no sense of humor and also I never lie. I am normal and can be trusted with strawberries. I have never wavered in my belief that THE PUZZLES ARE ALIVE
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · Aug 21
Down by the bay, —
where the melons grow, —
Back to my home I dare not go.
For,
If I do,
My mother will say, —
"Did you ever see a llama,
Wearing polka dot pajamas?"
msico.bsky.social
rewatching old Ink Master and tattoo artists' general look/vibes all fall into a few well-defined categories

- obvious at first glance tattoo artists
- youth pastor dads
- hipster nerds
- Ace Attorney witness cosplayers
January 19, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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cactrot.bsky.social
Eating something that has no owner or creator is not a crime. Would you arrest a whale for eating plankton?
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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bleakvision.info
January 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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porcorossolini.bsky.social
counter argument: it's funny
January 18, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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furry-hater.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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msico.bsky.social
Yesssss
Four panels of awful freak Spider-Man including his eyes
January 18, 2026 at 6:13 AM
msico.bsky.social
I know it would be way harder to maintain a secret identity but what if Peter Parker grew six extra eyes
January 18, 2026 at 6:03 AM
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jadearia.bsky.social
James Bond intro:

⚫🕴️🔫
💃🦵🫴🫸🫷🫳
I WISH I HAD A MAAAAN
🤵💁‍♀️🙅‍♀️🤸‍♀️
✨ A MAN WITH A GUUUUUN
🦵🦵🦵🫸🫱🖐️🫴🧘‍♀️🤸‍♀️🏊‍♀️💃
HE'S A MAAAAN
THE ONLY MAAAAN 🤵🔫🤸‍♀️🫴🫴🫴✨✨✨✨he has
🏃‍♀️🧍‍♀️💃👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️🫴🫷🫳👉👋
ᵃ ᵍᵘⁿ🔫🤵🔫🤵🕴️🤸‍♀️✨
He's a REEEAAAAL MAAAAN
and I 🆆🅰🅽🆃 🅷🅸🅼 🆃🅾 🅻🅾🆅🅴 🅼🅴🅴🅴🅴 ✨
🌊 💎 The FUTURE. Is.

Foreverrrrrrr~ 🦵 🎷🎷🎷
January 18, 2026 at 5:39 AM
msico.bsky.social
aw heck I accidentally made much too large of a batch of lavender marshmallows
an offset spatula is spreading out an absurd amount of lavender marshmallow
January 17, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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msico.bsky.social
ME: What about those places along the beach where there's only one set of gigantic footprints?
BIGFOOT: MRRAAAGGGGGGHHH!!
January 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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crocketthoughton.com
Don’t tell me I need to drink more water, there’s water in coffee. I probably drink more water than you do.
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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donatobomb.bsky.social
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the
A 99-pack of PBR beers with exclusive Godzilla artwork on the case.
January 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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msico.bsky.social
one of the clues on JEOPARDY! tonight was "The D in ___ stands for this"

and I would've easily lost $400 buzzing in as hard as I could, to say "what is deez nuts"
January 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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banditelli.org
I'm dying this is the funniest thing I've seen THE LOCAL NEWS do in years.
kylec.bsky.social Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 4d
I had the honor to introduce my replacement on 9NEWS
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 PM
msico.bsky.social
It worked :O
lasagna in the pan a piece of lasagna with a bite on a fork. Phil did not think ahead so it's in a bowl which makes it harder to see the layers inside because camera angles escape him. he is very tired
January 16, 2026 at 1:41 AM
msico.bsky.social
casting Lasaga, the highest power pasta spell

Lase
Lasara
Lasaga
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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rosemarymosco.com
Nature valentines. This comic is now available as a set of 6 Valentines cards: topatoco.com/collections/...
A group of six nature valentines. A picture of a bog with pitcher plants, with text saying "Our love is like a bog. Built up over time, resistant to decay, deeply interesting to just a small number of people." A yellow slime mold stretching out and exploring. "Our love is like a slime mold. Collaborative, complex, at times unnerving to behold." A piece of limestone with a small trilobite in the corner. "Our love is like limestone. Layered, useful for many purposes, shaped by the friends we met along the way." A ring-billed gull with a french fry on a beach. "Our love is like a ring-billed gull. Abundant, found in North America, sometimes sustained by french fries." An Atlantic horseshoe crab walking on the sand. "Our love is like a horseshoe crab. Tough, timeless, unrelated to true crabs." A drawing of the phosphorus cycle, with arrows connecting various parts of a scene, including algae and fish and a farm and a river and a forest. "Our love is like the phosphorus cycle. Important, really hard to draw."
January 15, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
wordswithkittywitch on tumblr: "In Romeo and Juliet, Mercutio called Tybalt "Prince of Cats" because there was a book, popular at the time, with a cat prince named Tybalt in it. He was making a pop culture reference. Therefore, I move, that in a modern Romeo and Juliet retelling, Tybalt should be named Garfield."
January 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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ghosthardware05.bsky.social
horrors
January 9, 2026 at 8:20 AM
msico.bsky.social
Dewthpaste
January 15, 2026 at 6:03 AM
msico.bsky.social
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
Screenshot of The Awesome Adventures of Victor Vector & Yondo: The Vampire's Coffin (PC, 1993)
January 15, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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konnaire.bsky.social
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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jaythechou.bsky.social
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765
Paddington in Godzilla Minus One (2023)
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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christianityon.bsky.social
There is a new autistic barbie out, but no one is talking about her mother, undiagnosed computer engineer barbie about to get the surprise of her life when she starts to argue with the evaluator that these are all normal childhood behaviours that she had when she was the same age.
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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angeloslh.bsky.social
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM