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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it
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(he/him) I like coffee. Programmer/magician for Atooi and Transolar. I have no sense of humor and also I never lie. I am normal and can be trusted with strawberries. I have never wavered in my belief that THE PUZZLES ARE ALIVE
Pinned
Down by the bay, —
where the melons grow, —
Back to my home I dare not go.
For,
If I do,
My mother will say, —
"Did you ever see a llama,
Wearing polka dot pajamas?"
rewatching old Ink Master and tattoo artists' general look/vibes all fall into a few well-defined categories

- obvious at first glance tattoo artists
- youth pastor dads
- hipster nerds
- Ace Attorney witness cosplayers
January 19, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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Eating something that has no owner or creator is not a crime. Would you arrest a whale for eating plankton?
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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counter argument: it's funny
January 18, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Yesssss
January 18, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I know it would be way harder to maintain a secret identity but what if Peter Parker grew six extra eyes
January 18, 2026 at 6:03 AM
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James Bond intro:

⚫🕴️🔫
💃🦵🫴🫸🫷🫳
I WISH I HAD A MAAAAN
🤵💁‍♀️🙅‍♀️🤸‍♀️
✨ A MAN WITH A GUUUUUN
🦵🦵🦵🫸🫱🖐️🫴🧘‍♀️🤸‍♀️🏊‍♀️💃
HE'S A MAAAAN
THE ONLY MAAAAN 🤵🔫🤸‍♀️🫴🫴🫴✨✨✨✨he has
🏃‍♀️🧍‍♀️💃👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️🫴🫷🫳👉👋
ᵃ ᵍᵘⁿ🔫🤵🔫🤵🕴️🤸‍♀️✨
He's a REEEAAAAL MAAAAN
and I 🆆🅰🅽🆃 🅷🅸🅼 🆃🅾 🅻🅾🆅🅴 🅼🅴🅴🅴🅴 ✨
🌊 💎 The FUTURE. Is.

Foreverrrrrrr~ 🦵 🎷🎷🎷
January 18, 2026 at 5:39 AM
aw heck I accidentally made much too large of a batch of lavender marshmallows
January 17, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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ME: What about those places along the beach where there's only one set of gigantic footprints?
BIGFOOT: MRRAAAGGGGGGHHH!!
January 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Don’t tell me I need to drink more water, there’s water in coffee. I probably drink more water than you do.
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the pbr godzilla 99 pack with exclusive artwork
i don't need the
January 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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one of the clues on JEOPARDY! tonight was "The D in ___ stands for this"

and I would've easily lost $400 buzzing in as hard as I could, to say "what is deez nuts"
January 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I'm dying this is the funniest thing I've seen THE LOCAL NEWS do in years.
I had the honor to introduce my replacement on 9NEWS
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 PM
It worked :O
January 16, 2026 at 1:41 AM
casting Lasaga, the highest power pasta spell

Lase
Lasara
Lasaga
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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Nature valentines. This comic is now available as a set of 6 Valentines cards: topatoco.com/collections/...
January 15, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Dewthpaste
January 15, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
January 15, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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There is a new autistic barbie out, but no one is talking about her mother, undiagnosed computer engineer barbie about to get the surprise of her life when she starts to argue with the evaluator that these are all normal childhood behaviours that she had when she was the same age.
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM