Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it
@msico.bsky.social
(he/him) I like coffee. Programmer/magician for Atooi and Transolar. I have no sense of humor and also I never lie. I am normal and can be trusted with strawberries. I have never wavered in my belief that THE PUZZLES ARE ALIVE
it had better not be about hubris
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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✍️📝put Baja Blast in the slow cooker
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
the convection oven actually wouldn't go low enough so I had to put the Mountain Dew in the slow cooker. it worked though, I successfully reduced 36oz to 12oz without getting so hot that it ruined the flavoring
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Grand theft wage
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
soft boiled eggs are such a pain in the ass to peel but SO worth it
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
:d
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
after deep consideration how to obtain Baja Blast syrup, I have decided to opt for "put three cans' worth in a tray in the convection oven on low", which will dehydrate it to the level I want without boiling the heat-sensitive flavors.

as a side effect, it will humidify the house with Baja Blast
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
defo lied to the parents when they asked 11yo me what IT was about and if it would scar me. but mom was an old school Kinghead from Cujo & The Shining so they gave me a pass
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
mine or theirs? theirs is cool whip, key lime juice, and blue food coloring
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Literally start the next film with him waking up in a hospital, a single bandaid on his head and I'd buy it
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Captain Janeway
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
you're right, I'll repent

Hail Mountain full of grace, the Dew is with thee. Blasted art thou among Baja, and blasted is the rush of thy lime flavor.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
sodas plural
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I'm just debating right now if I want to go super cursed and do a Code Red cherry pie
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
a Coke meringue pie 👀
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
YES Ingrid
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Keto Creamy Chicken Asparagus Casserole

comes together quickly (all in one pan) and has a LOT of cheese melted in there. cheddar, gruyere, cream cheese and then a bit of greek yogurt all melt together for a thick sauce. this is so good 👀
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
it should've been clear as day considering Victor is the most emo man in literature, and his Creature is king of the incels
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM