@mrstaggerlee.bsky.social
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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Fascist billionaire expert here. I know we're all having a good laugh, but they only fight like this when they're depressed about their tiny penises.
June 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Fascist billionaire expert here. I know we're all having a good laugh, but they only fight like this when they're depressed about their tiny penises.
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Job interview:
'So, where do you see yourself five years from now?'
'I'd say my attention to detail.'
'So, where do you see yourself five years from now?'
'I'd say my attention to detail.'
April 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Job interview:
'So, where do you see yourself five years from now?'
'I'd say my attention to detail.'
'So, where do you see yourself five years from now?'
'I'd say my attention to detail.'
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New Rule: If you can afford to send Katy Perry into space, you can afford to pay more tax.
April 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
New Rule: If you can afford to send Katy Perry into space, you can afford to pay more tax.
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The Chinese must be bricking it knowing they're up against a man who paid $420,000 to Michael Cohen to pay Stormy Daniels $130,000 so that no one ever found out he had sex with Stormy Daniels, sex described in detail both in her autobiography and a hush money court case where he was found guilty.
April 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The Chinese must be bricking it knowing they're up against a man who paid $420,000 to Michael Cohen to pay Stormy Daniels $130,000 so that no one ever found out he had sex with Stormy Daniels, sex described in detail both in her autobiography and a hush money court case where he was found guilty.
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When I die I want my remains to be scattered from a hot air balloon. Should freak people out as I'm not getting cremated.
February 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
When I die I want my remains to be scattered from a hot air balloon. Should freak people out as I'm not getting cremated.
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I'm an over-explainer (I explain things too much)
November 25, 2024 at 3:20 PM
I'm an over-explainer (I explain things too much)
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Two weeks into January is right about the time women start having regrets about leaving their big city careers for small-town Christmas tree salesmen.
January 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Two weeks into January is right about the time women start having regrets about leaving their big city careers for small-town Christmas tree salesmen.
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I’ve woken up more than 10,000 times and still can’t get the hang of it.
January 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’ve woken up more than 10,000 times and still can’t get the hang of it.
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“No more Mr Nice Guy!” - Mr Nice Guy’s obituary
January 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
“No more Mr Nice Guy!” - Mr Nice Guy’s obituary
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If you need to stay awake but don't like coffee, simply reflect upon the many terrible decisions you've made in your life.
January 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If you need to stay awake but don't like coffee, simply reflect upon the many terrible decisions you've made in your life.
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To get your conspiracy theory name, take your first name, and your last name, and put them together. It's the same name. Coincidence? I don't think so!
November 10, 2023 at 10:24 PM
To get your conspiracy theory name, take your first name, and your last name, and put them together. It's the same name. Coincidence? I don't think so!
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Ordering these in the wrong size could have huge reaper cushions
December 15, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Ordering these in the wrong size could have huge reaper cushions
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During Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day the police could force their way into your home and make them return to their own homes.
Does anybody know if this service is still available and, if so, do you have to book it?
Does anybody know if this service is still available and, if so, do you have to book it?
December 7, 2024 at 12:42 PM
During Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day the police could force their way into your home and make them return to their own homes.
Does anybody know if this service is still available and, if so, do you have to book it?
Does anybody know if this service is still available and, if so, do you have to book it?
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Once again this Christmas instead of sending cards, I’ll be making a sizable donation to my local off-licence.
December 1, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Once again this Christmas instead of sending cards, I’ll be making a sizable donation to my local off-licence.
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Irish Times exit poll shows immigration was the most important issue for six per cent of voters, climate most important for four per cent. Two issues within the margin of error of each other, but one received a disproportionate amount of coverage while the other was barely mentioned. #ge24
November 30, 2024 at 8:51 AM
Irish Times exit poll shows immigration was the most important issue for six per cent of voters, climate most important for four per cent. Two issues within the margin of error of each other, but one received a disproportionate amount of coverage while the other was barely mentioned. #ge24
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you can drive without brakes if you want, there's nothing stopping you
November 29, 2024 at 4:25 PM
you can drive without brakes if you want, there's nothing stopping you
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So, apparently, I need an aquaculture licence to keep fish in a barrel, and a firearms licence to shoot them.
This is not as easy as I was led to believe.
This is not as easy as I was led to believe.
November 17, 2023 at 4:55 PM
So, apparently, I need an aquaculture licence to keep fish in a barrel, and a firearms licence to shoot them.
This is not as easy as I was led to believe.
This is not as easy as I was led to believe.
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Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the
November 28, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the
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Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words.
November 19, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words.