Michael
mpborts.bsky.social
Michael
@mpborts.bsky.social
Probably not social enough for social media. My opinions have never been those of my employer's.
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Gosh, after a seven year absence, my friend @dananddanfilms.bsky.social is back!

I mean - i'm thrilled that Dan is back, but i've never much liked Dan to be honest.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1K...
Dan & Dan: The Elephant in the Room
YouTube video by dananddanfilms
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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On his deathbed, Matt LaFleur will call a 2nd and long toss out of the shotgun
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Last night’s capitulation to the Trumpists was disgraceful.

And there is one person who bears 100% of the blame, Chuck Schumer.

He must be replaced immediately by a Senator who understands what the American people are saying loudly and clear, Fight Trump, lower costs.

Kick Chuck to the Curb.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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“You must think me a fool to make your racism so transparent!”

- me, at my most Klingon
apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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a woman is wearing a watch and says so anyway
ALT: a woman is wearing a watch and says so anyway
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Cliff Christl's title may need to change from Team Historian to Lorekeeper to keep track of the Jordan Love Packers
Dude Ronika rules so much.
October 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Shooting for the ring should be the radicalizing event everyone needed to recognize the need for new hosts for the reunion. It was outrageous
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Lap konn Jój
WOW! The Washington Post obtained the rest of the body cam footage showing that the drunk-driving ICE agent promised to check if the arresting officer's partner was Haitian. "I’m going to run some checks when I get back." He added that he would have him deported if "not legit."
October 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Incivility is when a young person says a swear in frustration.

Civility is when I calmly say brown people have no right to live near me.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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NBA media is not built to cover a gambling scandal, but Defector is: defector.com/products
October 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
So the State of Texas is suing the New York Jets over Tylenol? Republicans create the absolute dumbest timelines.
October 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Woooooooooooooooo buddy
October 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Beating Rodgers while he is wearing an MS Paint jersey is pretty good
October 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Year*
Let National Glaze Jordan Love Week begin!
October 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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God damn I am proud of Quay Walker.
October 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Reading this history of the cadence used by Rodgers in Green Bay is almost like reading about the evolution of a species. Some changes are random but found to be beneficial and carry on -- really cool stuff.
October 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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i’m just so fucking tired of living through crisis after crisis and feeling like we have to beg for and negotiate with our own representatives to address the crises seriously. they shouldn’t have to be disciplined by the base into mustering an appropriate response to a fucking coup!
October 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Fix your hearts or, well, at least learn about why you're probably wrong if you don't think Love is a very-good-to-great player right now.
October 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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I've seen a lot of "Packers need to stop running on 2nd & long" takes, so I pivoted out the data real quick.
On 2nd & Long this season, here is what the Packers have done by run & pass.
Pass: 34 snaps (59.6%), 6.0 YPA, 50% Success Rate
Run: 23 snaps (40.4%), 5.9 YPA, 52.2% Success Rate
October 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Didn`s see our previous about how Ukraine’s decision to sacrifice a dam saved Kyiv - and why Europe may follow its lead - read via the link.
Good for Beavers, Bad for Russia
In 2022, Ukraine blew up the Kozarovychi Dam to stop the Russians. Now, Europe wants to copy this strategy — turning wetlands into defenses.
www.counteroffensive.news
October 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM