Tim Stoltzfus
@morefuntim.bsky.social
Comic retailer, game retailer, Magic player, movie and book lover, person who takes everything 5% too seriously.
Too weird for the normies. Too normal for the weirdos. Always the wrong guy. Let's fucking go.
Too weird for the normies. Too normal for the weirdos. Always the wrong guy. Let's fucking go.
I will take the oath of office on All Star Superman.
I am sorely tempted to run for SOME office of some kind solely so that I can take my oath on the first issue of Nintendo Power
Not headline news. No real fuss by Democratic leaders. No calls to censure. No pushback. No questions asked of GOP leadership by the press.
Just totally accepted anti-Muslim bigotry across the board.
Just totally accepted anti-Muslim bigotry across the board.
January 20, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I will take the oath of office on All Star Superman.
My only problem with flight delays is how unpredictable they are and keep me from just chilling at the bar before the flight.
January 18, 2026 at 8:14 PM
My only problem with flight delays is how unpredictable they are and keep me from just chilling at the bar before the flight.
Magic is the greatest game ever made, and Cube is the best way ever to play Magic. If you're a Magic player at all, this is worth your time.
Hey! My Essential Guide to Powered/Vintage Cube is live! I spent some serious time on this one so it'd mean a lot if you'd check it out and share it or leave a comment. It's intended to help onboard the cube-curious, but plenty of stuff there for intermediate drafters as well.
youtu.be/Wb3Ci7kmmTc
youtu.be/Wb3Ci7kmmTc
The Essential Guide to Powered/Vintage Cube
YouTube video by CalebDMTG
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Magic is the greatest game ever made, and Cube is the best way ever to play Magic. If you're a Magic player at all, this is worth your time.
Literally have had this conversation. I am filled with rage. But rage is not hate. They are different things.
This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it
January 18, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Literally have had this conversation. I am filled with rage. But rage is not hate. They are different things.
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Stunner: Broncos coach Sean Payton just announced QB Bo Nix broke a bone in his ankle and is out for the season.
January 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Reposted by Tim Stoltzfus
11. Horror is a political genre. It's probably THE most political genre, because of how accessible it is and how easily it can be used as a vehicle for social commentary. Anyone that disagrees is just wrong and needs to learn media literacy
January 12, 2026 at 12:12 PM
11. Horror is a political genre. It's probably THE most political genre, because of how accessible it is and how easily it can be used as a vehicle for social commentary. Anyone that disagrees is just wrong and needs to learn media literacy
The very first line of this is *chef's kiss*
Politicians aren't going to stop a paramilitary occupation. Historically, people have. And that's what we're seeing in Minneapolis right now.
From me.
prospect.org/2026/01/16/w...
From me.
prospect.org/2026/01/16/w...
What a People-Powered Movement Looks Like - The American Prospect
The bravery of citizens in Minneapolis is the only kind of resistance to occupation that has a chance of working.
prospect.org
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 PM
The very first line of this is *chef's kiss*
This is my 2025 Movie of the Year. Not Best. Not Greatest. Just the thing that well done and resonated.
In large part thanks to one line.
"You're paid to shoot me, not look at me motherfucker."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Toj3...
In large part thanks to one line.
"You're paid to shoot me, not look at me motherfucker."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Toj3...
The Long Walk (2025) Official Trailer 2 - Mark Hamill, Cooper Hoffman, David Jonsson
YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 AM
This is my 2025 Movie of the Year. Not Best. Not Greatest. Just the thing that well done and resonated.
In large part thanks to one line.
"You're paid to shoot me, not look at me motherfucker."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Toj3...
In large part thanks to one line.
"You're paid to shoot me, not look at me motherfucker."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Toj3...
Body Count - No Lives Matter (official video)
YouTube video by bodycountVEVO
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:20 AM
This book fucks. And this issue was a RAAAAGH moment of the best kind.
January 15, 2026 at 1:09 AM
This book fucks. And this issue was a RAAAAGH moment of the best kind.
"Rats are the lowliest and most despised of all creatures. If they have purpose, then so do we all."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwYj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwYj...
The Suicide Squad - Ratcatcher 2 vs Starro Scene (1080p)
YouTube video by LUCÄS RENTØN
www.youtube.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
"Rats are the lowliest and most despised of all creatures. If they have purpose, then so do we all."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwYj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwYj...
Dry January? In this economy?
January 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Dry January? In this economy?
Spanish Love Songs "Marvel"
YouTube video by Pure Noise Records
www.youtube.com
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Reposted by Tim Stoltzfus
For the evening crowd.
FFC Patreon exclusive: "The 50 Best Films of 2025," by Walter Chaw (@mangiotto.bsky.social). Patreon subscribers only until January 16. filmfreakcentral.net/2026/01/the-...
“The 50 Best Films of 2025,” by Walter Chaw - FILM FREAK CENTRAL
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January 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
For the evening crowd.
Reposted by Tim Stoltzfus
EVERYONE DO THIS SURVEY
MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE
DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI
MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE
DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI
January 10, 2026 at 6:35 AM
EVERYONE DO THIS SURVEY
MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE
DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI
MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE
DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI
No comment needed.
January 9, 2026 at 5:13 AM
No comment needed.
In an absurd and obscene movie (and I mean that as a compliment!) - this moment is perfection.
Always the wrong guy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQBy...
Always the wrong guy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQBy...
Wolverine & Laura - "I'm No Hero" Scene | Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) 4K HDR Movie Clip
YouTube video by Filmey Box
www.youtube.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 AM
In an absurd and obscene movie (and I mean that as a compliment!) - this moment is perfection.
Always the wrong guy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQBy...
Always the wrong guy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQBy...
Reposted by Tim Stoltzfus
Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
This is spot on. It's how I've handled things for years. Remove the awful people. Let them go literally anywhere else and pee in those pools. Keep yours clean.
I spent an excessive number of years moderating a gaming forum and I learned a great deal about community spaces and cultivation, whether I wanted to or not. I have critical advice for anyone who runs a game store or gaming convention. Please share this thread with people who run those things.
January 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
This is spot on. It's how I've handled things for years. Remove the awful people. Let them go literally anywhere else and pee in those pools. Keep yours clean.
It is time for me to go to bed but the office manager is snoring louder than a freight train so I have to wait until he is awake because I can't disturb his squirrel chasing dream.
January 7, 2026 at 3:33 AM
It is time for me to go to bed but the office manager is snoring louder than a freight train so I have to wait until he is awake because I can't disturb his squirrel chasing dream.
Old person post - I have noticed that most cashiers I deal with now say "Have a great day" instead of "Have a nice day" or "Have a good day"
...did this come from somewhere invisible to me in pop culture? I'm not complaining, I'm just curious.
...did this come from somewhere invisible to me in pop culture? I'm not complaining, I'm just curious.
January 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Old person post - I have noticed that most cashiers I deal with now say "Have a great day" instead of "Have a nice day" or "Have a good day"
...did this come from somewhere invisible to me in pop culture? I'm not complaining, I'm just curious.
...did this come from somewhere invisible to me in pop culture? I'm not complaining, I'm just curious.
The Shield has been the answer for a long time.
Everyone gets what's coming to them and Vic Mackie ends up in his own personal hell.
Everyone gets what's coming to them and Vic Mackie ends up in his own personal hell.
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 6, 2026 at 11:41 PM
The Shield has been the answer for a long time.
Everyone gets what's coming to them and Vic Mackie ends up in his own personal hell.
Everyone gets what's coming to them and Vic Mackie ends up in his own personal hell.
And there's idiots in my business who keep saying "Keep politics out of comics, it's just escapism!" over and over.
Bitch, it has always been there. You just were too young to see it and now you're just an old jerk.
Bitch, it has always been there. You just were too young to see it and now you're just an old jerk.
January 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
And there's idiots in my business who keep saying "Keep politics out of comics, it's just escapism!" over and over.
Bitch, it has always been there. You just were too young to see it and now you're just an old jerk.
Bitch, it has always been there. You just were too young to see it and now you're just an old jerk.
Bad Religion - "Let Them Eat War" (Full Album Stream)
YouTube video by Epitaph Records
youtu.be
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Oh shoot it is January 3rd and I have already failed dry January.
Not that I was actually trying, to be honest. But you get the point.
Or you don't. Whatever. Where's my vodka?
Not that I was actually trying, to be honest. But you get the point.
Or you don't. Whatever. Where's my vodka?
January 4, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Oh shoot it is January 3rd and I have already failed dry January.
Not that I was actually trying, to be honest. But you get the point.
Or you don't. Whatever. Where's my vodka?
Not that I was actually trying, to be honest. But you get the point.
Or you don't. Whatever. Where's my vodka?