Tim Stoltzfus
@morefuntim.bsky.social
Comic retailer, game retailer, Magic player, movie and book lover, person who takes everything 5% too seriously.
Too weird for the normies. Too normal for the weirdos. Always the wrong guy. Let's fucking go.
Too weird for the normies. Too normal for the weirdos. Always the wrong guy. Let's fucking go.
Does it have space for a very small Optimus Prime in the case?
(If not thats perfectly ok, I'm just never going to pass on a chance to share the Transformer guarding my CPU 😄)
(If not thats perfectly ok, I'm just never going to pass on a chance to share the Transformer guarding my CPU 😄)
November 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Does it have space for a very small Optimus Prime in the case?
(If not thats perfectly ok, I'm just never going to pass on a chance to share the Transformer guarding my CPU 😄)
(If not thats perfectly ok, I'm just never going to pass on a chance to share the Transformer guarding my CPU 😄)
Considering how much I appreciate your work, finding out you're a Cerebus reader makes perfect sense. Yeah, Dave got problematic and I get it. But, just last year I visited him to donate the script to Spawn #10 to the Cerebus Archive in Kitchener. That series is a seminal read.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Considering how much I appreciate your work, finding out you're a Cerebus reader makes perfect sense. Yeah, Dave got problematic and I get it. But, just last year I visited him to donate the script to Spawn #10 to the Cerebus Archive in Kitchener. That series is a seminal read.
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
This was the Six Drop Cube. Everything is either a land or had a CMC of 6. A fun concept, to be sure, but I did feel like the execution needs some tuning.
Rd 3 my opponent said "I don't think this card should be in the cube, but anyway, here's Amnesia." 😆
There's potential though! I'd play again.
Rd 3 my opponent said "I don't think this card should be in the cube, but anyway, here's Amnesia." 😆
There's potential though! I'd play again.
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This was the Six Drop Cube. Everything is either a land or had a CMC of 6. A fun concept, to be sure, but I did feel like the execution needs some tuning.
Rd 3 my opponent said "I don't think this card should be in the cube, but anyway, here's Amnesia." 😆
There's potential though! I'd play again.
Rd 3 my opponent said "I don't think this card should be in the cube, but anyway, here's Amnesia." 😆
There's potential though! I'd play again.
Next up was my best deck of the weekend in the TL;DR cube centered around Delney. I went 2-1, losing round one to a deck that was also very good, but the pilot was definitely the superior player and managed to squeak out a three game match.
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Next up was my best deck of the weekend in the TL;DR cube centered around Delney. I went 2-1, losing round one to a deck that was also very good, but the pilot was definitely the superior player and managed to squeak out a three game match.
First deck up was Old Border Foil Cube. I went 1-2 with a sorta reanimator shell. I loved grabbing Intuition...but never drew it!
Had one fun game where a guy attacked me on the play with Goblin Guide. I hit a land. Discarded Sundering Titan, then brought it back on T2.
Had one fun game where a guy attacked me on the play with Goblin Guide. I hit a land. Discarded Sundering Titan, then brought it back on T2.
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
First deck up was Old Border Foil Cube. I went 1-2 with a sorta reanimator shell. I loved grabbing Intuition...but never drew it!
Had one fun game where a guy attacked me on the play with Goblin Guide. I hit a land. Discarded Sundering Titan, then brought it back on T2.
Had one fun game where a guy attacked me on the play with Goblin Guide. I hit a land. Discarded Sundering Titan, then brought it back on T2.
I'll share decks, but one important note, this year was in honor of CubeCon's founder Jonathan Brostoff, whom we lost last year. He was one of a kind and his passion brought this event into existence. Hard to imagine a better way to honor him than CubeCon continuing to bring people together.
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I'll share decks, but one important note, this year was in honor of CubeCon's founder Jonathan Brostoff, whom we lost last year. He was one of a kind and his passion brought this event into existence. Hard to imagine a better way to honor him than CubeCon continuing to bring people together.
A huge shout out to @bkowal23.bsky.social and the entire CubeCon team for pulling this event off. I've been to all four and this one went even better than before, and previous events were great, too! Brian did a small into Friday morning to a rousing round of applause.
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A huge shout out to @bkowal23.bsky.social and the entire CubeCon team for pulling this event off. I've been to all four and this one went even better than before, and previous events were great, too! Brian did a small into Friday morning to a rousing round of applause.
I'm back from #mtg #cubecon2025 and have thoughts to share here!
First, especially in light of discussions abt the future of Magic, I realized one thing.
Cube is punk.
Cube is about community. It's about creating your own world. It's about pushing past the expectations and limitations.
First, especially in light of discussions abt the future of Magic, I realized one thing.
Cube is punk.
Cube is about community. It's about creating your own world. It's about pushing past the expectations and limitations.
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I'm back from #mtg #cubecon2025 and have thoughts to share here!
First, especially in light of discussions abt the future of Magic, I realized one thing.
Cube is punk.
Cube is about community. It's about creating your own world. It's about pushing past the expectations and limitations.
First, especially in light of discussions abt the future of Magic, I realized one thing.
Cube is punk.
Cube is about community. It's about creating your own world. It's about pushing past the expectations and limitations.
Mail call! Can't wait to dig into this book. There's very little written about Conkling, and I'm looking forward to what this book brings to the table.
October 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Mail call! Can't wait to dig into this book. There's very little written about Conkling, and I'm looking forward to what this book brings to the table.
Might even be some books about that
September 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Might even be some books about that
Dragons, RAWR!
(Pic of my favorite Dragon enabler)
(Pic of my favorite Dragon enabler)
September 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Dragons, RAWR!
(Pic of my favorite Dragon enabler)
(Pic of my favorite Dragon enabler)
This is why this is my philosophy going forward.
September 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This is why this is my philosophy going forward.
New header pic just dropped
September 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
New header pic just dropped
From the first day I saw this card, I could not say it without first saying
"My love for you is like ....
"My love for you is like ....
September 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
From the first day I saw this card, I could not say it without first saying
"My love for you is like ....
"My love for you is like ....
The story of James A Garfield is fucking wild. From his birth to his presidency and eventual death, it is unreal.
Destiny of the Republic doesn't just tell the story - It's so well written it had me in tears even when I knew the outcome.
One of the best things I have ever read.
Destiny of the Republic doesn't just tell the story - It's so well written it had me in tears even when I knew the outcome.
One of the best things I have ever read.
August 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The story of James A Garfield is fucking wild. From his birth to his presidency and eventual death, it is unreal.
Destiny of the Republic doesn't just tell the story - It's so well written it had me in tears even when I knew the outcome.
One of the best things I have ever read.
Destiny of the Republic doesn't just tell the story - It's so well written it had me in tears even when I knew the outcome.
One of the best things I have ever read.
Many of our greatest historical figures come from this, and I will always jump at any chance to share a pic of John Brown.
August 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Many of our greatest historical figures come from this, and I will always jump at any chance to share a pic of John Brown.
At this point the only reason I'm here is because of this guy.
Don't have a better reason.
Don't have a better reason.
August 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
At this point the only reason I'm here is because of this guy.
Don't have a better reason.
Don't have a better reason.
Superman The Kryptonite Spectrum #1 by @martinmorazzo.bsky.social and W. Maxwell Prince is fantastic. The perfect book to hand someone who saw the movie and wants to read more. I loved it and can't wait to read more. (Also, reordered a pile and more than doubled my order for #2)
August 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Superman The Kryptonite Spectrum #1 by @martinmorazzo.bsky.social and W. Maxwell Prince is fantastic. The perfect book to hand someone who saw the movie and wants to read more. I loved it and can't wait to read more. (Also, reordered a pile and more than doubled my order for #2)
But if that is not your thing, my other recommendation is Destiny of the Republic. The story of James A Garfield and his brief presidency is incredible. Netflix has a series coming out this year based on this book. He might have been the next Lincoln.
August 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
But if that is not your thing, my other recommendation is Destiny of the Republic. The story of James A Garfield and his brief presidency is incredible. Netflix has a series coming out this year based on this book. He might have been the next Lincoln.
This might be the best book I have ever read. The story of the Comanche tribe and Quanah Parker, who had a town in Texas named for him, is astonishing.
August 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This might be the best book I have ever read. The story of the Comanche tribe and Quanah Parker, who had a town in Texas named for him, is astonishing.