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modishnouns.bsky.social
Si(gh)
@modishnouns.bsky.social
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Snark and whimsey. Still gunning for the Buddha.

GenX and WokeAF. Fix your hearts or die.

📍NED/SY Borderlands, Benighted Kingdom
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sillyrookie.bsky.social
Hahahaha even Rowling?

Seriously, EVERY bad person making the world a worse place is DIRECTLY tied to that fucking guy.

Psychotic rich people? Direct friends of Epstein.

The odious channer roommate you're saving up to escape from? Brainwashed by Epstein.
February 2, 2026 at 3:53 AM
modishnouns.bsky.social
Enoch Blyton in it up to her cigar.
picklebee.bsky.social Beth 💜 @picklebee.bsky.social · 2d
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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whizzo.bsky.social
If Ponce Andrew can lose his entire royal status from his links with Epstein I don't think Mandelson losing his peerage over his is too much to ask.
February 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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davidmcjunkin.bsky.social
Now this is a good one!
Melania's film is so bad they've released the Epstein files as a distraction
January 31, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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bloomfilters.plus
ohhhhhh okay so what we've learned from the epstein mail drop is that the entirety of the fascistic culture war since the 2010s onward was basically wholesale consolidated through the anglosphere bourgeois old boys club network of pedophile rapists
kaiserbeamz.bsky.social Possum A-ko @kaiserbeamz.bsky.social · 3d
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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ottocr.at
As usual with these losers, every accusation is a confession
milesklee.bsky.social Miles Klee 🦉 @milesklee.bsky.social · 3d
Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 31, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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mdf200.bsky.social
From Discord: 🤣
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 AM
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warnercrocker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
‘Abolish ICE’ Submitted 9,200 Times For Chicago Snowplow Naming Contest, Records Show
#chicago #politics #ice

https://blockclubchicago.org/2026/01/28/abolish-ice-submitted-9200-times-for-chicago-snowplow-naming-contest-records-show/
January 28, 2026 at 9:36 PM
modishnouns.bsky.social
I plugged ungoogled-chromium yesterday. Here’s another alternative. I’m using it on Mac but I had annoying freezes with video playback on Windows.
waterfox.net Waterfox @waterfox.net · 5d
This is why I drew a line in the sand.

The industry wants to turn the browser into a concierge between you and the web, interpreting and filtering your reality. They call it delegation - I call it a loss of agency.

A browser should be a tool you wield, not something that makes decisions for you.
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · 6d
Google’s latest addition to its Chrome browser puts generative AI behind the wheel and you in the passenger seat. www.wired.com/story/google...
January 29, 2026 at 11:41 AM
modishnouns.bsky.social
Reminder:
github.com/ungoogled-so...
January 29, 2026 at 12:50 AM
modishnouns.bsky.social
Very much enjoying the Fallout TV series. Can't really say much more without spoilers but I think they are really hitting the tight notes. I will allow myself one shout-out to the folks responsible for the meticulously recreated Lucky 38 penthouse 😍
January 28, 2026 at 11:36 PM
modishnouns.bsky.social
New RTS game announced.
edithcharles.bsky.social Edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 5d
Fuck empires.
January 28, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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champierth.bsky.social
It’s just been announced that all future NASA missions are to include an astrologer, for balance.
January 28, 2026 at 12:29 PM
modishnouns.bsky.social
This should be a thing. I've got emails older than my kids and they're at uni.
manticore.bsky.social Manti 🍔 @manticore.bsky.social · 9d
When you don't have to age verify because your account is older than 18
Hide the pain harold meme, older gentleman with white hair and beard holding a mug in front of a laptop with a smile on his face that looks like he is in pain.
January 28, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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nickharkaway.com
If anyone's keeping score: the party currently polling first in the UK is looking at abolishing the NHS. So that's, you know, pretty apocalyptic.

www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/reform-mp-...
Reform MP Backs Privatising the NHS to Make It More 'Efficient'
Andrew Rosindell, who defected last week from the Conservatives, says he "would not object" to replacing free healthcare with a private insurance system
www.adambienkov.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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bencoates1.bsky.social
commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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ayoub.bsky.social
The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.

It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
The Legislation Upon winning a general election, a Reform government under Prime Minister Nigel Farage will: 1) Leave the ECHR 2.) Repeal the Human Rights Act and replace it with a British Bill of Rights. 3.) Pass The Illegal Migration (Mass Deportation) Bill: This Bill will: Create a legal duty to remove illegal migrants for the Home Secretary The Bill opens with a blunt obligation for the Home Secretary: "The Secretary of State shall ensure the removal from the United Kingdom of each person who does not have extant leave to remain and is not an Irish citizen or otherwise protected by regulations made under this Act." The following parts of the legislation are introduced on an emergency basis, with an in-built sunset clause after 5 years: Disapply the 1951 Refugee Convention, the UN Convention Against Torture, the Council of Europe Anti-Trafficking Convention (ECAT) Derogation is justified under the Vienna Convention doctrine of state of necessity: Britain faces a national emergency in which uncontrolled illegal migration undermines public order. These treaties will otherwise be used by activist judges to frustrate deportations, even after the repeals of the HRA and ECHR. Create Detention Power Without Hardial Singh Constraints This means illegal migrants can be detained until they are deported. Activist lawyers routinely use Hardial Singh to secure their client's bail, after which the client absconds. If you came to the UK illegally, you are ineligible for asylum. End of story All asylum claims will become inadmissible if made by a person within the Act's scope. If you came to the country illegally, you are ineligible for asylum in the UK. This strips the Home Office, the immigration tribunals and the higher courts of jurisdiction to even consider claims. A claim that cannot be considered cannot suspend removal and therefore, cannot delay a flight. Re-entering after deportation and destroying ID becomes a serious criminal offence Re-entry after deportation will be… The Operational Plan We will create an enforcement unit called UK Deportation Command, including an Illegal Migrant Identification Centre - harnessing cutting edge data fusion A Reform government will create a cutting edge enforcement data centre to relentlessly identify and detain all illegal migrants in the UK. Using powers granted by the new legislation, it will automatically share data between the Home Office, NHS, HMRC, DVLA, banks and the police. It will power bulk warrants, including mandatory biometric capture during any police encounter. Each power addresses a failure mode observed over the past decade - for example, banks and GP surgeries unaware of a customer's status, or overstayers slipping through because a warrant covered only a single property. Secure Immigration Removal Centres (SIRC) will be built rapidly to detain up to 24,000 Detention capacity for up to 24,000 will be created within 18 months. The Home Office will build Secure Immigration Removal Centres. This will be modular accommodation built in remote parts of the country. Conditions are basic but not punitive: prefabricated two-person rooms, canteen catering, on-site medical suites. Robust perimeters and internal movement controls prevent escapes. This enables detention-on-arrest: no more bail. This capacity would allow for up to 24,000 illegal migrants to be deported per month. Initial Voluntary Return Window A six-month Assisted Voluntary Return window precedes large-scale raids. Illegal migrants will be offered a financial incentive to self-deport. An app will be launched to facilitate this. The Deportation Flights The Home Office will scale up charters to 5 flights per day. To guard against last-minute aircraft unserviceability, the RAF will keep one Voyager aircraft on six-hour 'hot-spare' readiness. If a commercial charter breaks down, detainees can still be flown out that night, preserving operational integrity. The legal reset will mean activist lawyers will no longer be able preven…
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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eciu.net
UK is set to back a vast new fleet of offshore wind projects in North Sea alongside 8 other European countries inc Norway, Germany & the Netherlands

Government: deal will strengthen energy security by offering an escape from "fossil fuel rollercoaster"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articl...
UK to join major wind farm project with eight European countries
For the first time, the new wind farms will be connected to more than one country through undersea cables.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 9:10 AM
modishnouns.bsky.social
Emmabuntus? Convince me this is not an Onion story.
January 25, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Man, I bet the NRA is going to be furious when they hear that jack-booted thugs from the federal government executed a law-abiding citizen for exercising his Second Amendment right to carry a handgun.

Any second now, I'm sure.

He was a white guy, if that helps?

Hello? NRA?
January 24, 2026 at 8:56 PM
modishnouns.bsky.social
They look like they're LARPing some awful post-apocalyptic extraction shooter.
January 25, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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mattmfm.bsky.social
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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ashleynova.space
Some people have asked me why I chose to learn to drive an automatic car, when learning manual is a more useful skill, and all I can say is that I had a great amount of difficulty with that annoying knob, and my life got a lot easier after I got rid of it.
January 23, 2026 at 10:44 AM
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localnotail.bsky.social
TIL that in the Star Trek universe timeline, the Second Civil War, aka the Eugenics War, which escalated into World War III, was a conflict that occurred on Earth circa 2026

The events leading up to this civil war began with protests against the United States Government regarding freedom + equality
January 8, 2026 at 12:32 PM